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11 years ago
Or you could dress like a superhero. I recommend the Flash if you try this strategy. You'll figure out why.
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11 years ago
Yo dog-lunch-dude...there is a strong positive correlation between prostitution and other illegal activities. So what you really want to do is avoid strip clubs. Just go to the highest crime areas you can find, stand on the corner, and ask women for BBBJs in exchange for whatever is in your pocket. You will want to fit in so wear a jacket with a big eight ball on it and recite rap lyrics whiles standing around.
Let us know how this works out for you.
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11 years ago
Is anybody else starting to like LordxBetty? Something about him is growing on me...can't put my finger on it right now. Perhaps 23cambydude can help me figure it out when he answers Betty's cogent questions.
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11 years ago
Right on BigTunaDude. Keep rockin' the smoking jacket.
Me...well, let's just say I go with the classics. I either wear groovy robes akin to late '70s Rush or I wear a "Flash" outfit. Either ensemble gets lotsa looks when I'm out and about.
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11 years ago
Drac my bro...I have to agree with you. But possibly for a different reason. Too easy to be a one note obnoxious jerk with an alias. If you have an alias make it multidimensional. If you can't do that at least make the alias funny.
To answer dacandydude...I don't know how many of these guys are Juice vs other folks. None of them are me. It does seem like there are more recent joiners than there used to be.
And Swissdude...not sure what is up with you. I don't think dacandydude is trolling here. Dacandydude does have some of the old school Juice to him...jizzy beans are pretty coo-el...but that dude is almost pathologically nice. I mean I'm an old hippy so I'm all for peace, love, and understanding but you've also gotta have an EDGE!!!
Maybe the anti-racist rants are showing an edge... we'll see!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
And c'mon guys... I find the poo flinging kind of funny, but is it really necessary on all of the threads? Maybe a serious answer is warranted. Or make a joke but relate it to the topic.
For example, lordxbetty could say "MMMMMMMMNNNNNN Meheeeeeeeeeeeeeee I go to Japan for Geisha and bring to my home in America. My revenge for Nanking. Meheeeeeeeeeeeeeee. You see. Meheeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I am horrible lover with tiny tiny penis. So I get back at Japan. MMMMMMMMNNNNNN"
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I think it may take longer to legalize prostitution than you think. To bad farmerart isn't with us...he could probably tell us the history of legalizing it in that coo-el country to our north.
For bringing paid "companions" into the country...I suspect never. Too many issues.
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11 years ago
So you never do ANYTHING illegal DrPhil?
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11 years ago
Let's all relax here. No need to abandon TUSCL for other sites. I'm not even convinced all of the other "juiceboxes" and miscellaneous trolls are actually Juice. Who knows? All I want is for any trolls to be funnier than the current set.
So if you want to post funny stuff... maybe we should all be a bit more peaceful about our trolling. The hardcore poo flinging isn't that funny. And the whining about trolls is even less funny.
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11 years ago
another stripper...not anther stripper (which would be really strange)
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11 years ago
Alas, sex is both stigmatized and it sells.
At least Aniston's character is shown as quitting when the edict to have sex with customers is conveyed to her. I assume "Boner Garage" is anther stripper...
Of course, that raises the question of what her parents expected when the named her Boner, given that their surname was Garage ;-)
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11 years ago
China's incarceration rate is actually unclear. Apparently it is quite low for those actually convicted (similar to Canada/western Europe) but goes up more than double if you add in those merely "detained". Of course, you can be detained indefinitely....
But, no matter how you cut it, it is lower than the US rate.
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11 years ago
And since Camby is the grammar police, I'll own the lack of a question mark on the 2nd sentence, 3rd paragraph. Double space on an iPad...
And I won't even offer my opinion regarding Camby's ability to write.
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11 years ago
Well said Candydude.
Juice my bro, I know your joking but maybe dial it back with Mr. Kat. He's a nice guy and doesn't want to participate.
Camby, dacandy laid down a reasonable challenge. Can you show that your a reasonable person. All the guy appears to be doing is asking you to repudiate odious behavior. Not the joking around you apparently find unacceptable. No, he is focused on something serious. Be a human being for once and acknowledge he has a point.
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11 years ago
Right on Jack. And the competitors should be HAWT. And willing to show pink.
If the did that I bet Candydude would be glue to the TV bong in one hand and twizzlers in the other...with his pants off trying to decide which to put down!!! Groove on Candydude!!!
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11 years ago
Right on Juice!!!
*** BOOM slam dunks those racist asswholes 23camby & bonerbreath!!! ***
Juice! Juice! Juice!
Everybody get some twizzler peel and eats!!! Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
*** BOOM Dacandyman slam dunks those racist asswholes 23camby & bonerbreath!!! ***
Juice and Candy are right about 23camby. I've tried to reason with that twit but he's really just an "asswhole". All he and bonerbreath deserve is derision.
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11 years ago
I would add that the real secret of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay is in the juice. I think that is what inspires our Juiceman. Think about it...I tell a joke about the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and
BAM!!!
Juice puts up a picture of a dude fucking a bucket of fried chicken! Not only that...but
BAM!!!
he creates a sockpuppet with an avatar of a dude missing a tooth and wearing a KFC bucket on his head. That dude must have energy to spare. Juice my bro...I think Candydude needs an avatar. Perhaps you could
BAM!!!
whip up a pic of some Jizzy Beans for him. That would be juice-a-rific.
You see folks. This is what separates Juice from a run o' the mill spammer/troll. I mean, if I suggested he come up with an avatar akin to that of 23cambyman we would see
BAM!!!
a pic of cheesecake covered in jizz! 'Cos that be how da Juiceman rolls...
P.S. Juice my brother...if you do the cheesecake pic put it on a black plate to highlight the jizz
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11 years ago
Dude, I like that your name is clubdude. I think I'll call you clubdude-dude 'cos it is coo-el to add dude to people's handles.
Anyhoo...it is abso-positively-loot-LEE coo-el that your into this Platinum chick. I don't think any of my pervo-bros were tryin' to put you down. Well, maybe Hooberdude 'cos I don't know him but Candydude is just the nicest candy-n-porn freak we have posting here...so he didn't mean any harm...
Perhaps a more extensive description. What do the tats look like? Hair color? (Wait...I'll Carnac that...PLATINUM BLONDE) More importantly, does she like being facefucked?
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11 years ago
I don't know Slick...you might be promoted to the kind of good times that Mr. Juice has. Take him to a place where he can show up with a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay, go back to the private room, and face fuck a hot 19 year old stripper while a second girl feeds him twizzlers (hat tip to Candydude).
I I had an Uncle do that for me at age 18 I'd have been really stoked!!
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11 years ago
Am I right or am I right?
pinterest.com/ulinol/rachel-nichols-18/
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11 years ago
Hippy chicks are the best. Did her house alway smell of patchouli? Did she shave at all? Did you guys spend days in love and stoned out of your gourds?
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11 years ago
Ok ok...let's mellow on all the flame wars.
I think we should take a lesson from Dacandyman. He seems to love everybody. Let's all smoke weed, eat candy, and watch porn. I will have to draw the line somewhere before eating jizz jelly beans though.
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11 years ago
The Ami Emerson video is petty twisted...check it out:
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=486881385
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11 years ago
Juice...your my bro but I *know* I don't want your juice in my face...
Seriously though, I like that Corvus pointed out the solution. Use ignore and sign in. When Alucard was getting on my nerves by sending too many wack-a-loon PMs onto ignore he went. My prerogative whether I interacted with the dude.
Many of us enjoy the wacky wacky threads AND the more serious ones. I'm one of them but if you don't dig those threads there is the ignore feature. Use it!
It would make things a bit nicer, however, if we tried to keep the insults and bullshit off the more serious threads...