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11 years ago
I have a simple thought...people behaving appropriately for the thread.
Some threads are more serious. Don't invade those threads with juvenile bullshit. Let people engage with them as they want.
The...ahem...less serious threads are actually more complex. When our dear semi-departed Juicebro used to post his joyful anarchy 'bout eatin' 7-layer burritos while assfucking a stripper on stage it is pretty clear he wanted a reaction. Most people played along 'cos many...I would say most...of those threads were funny as fuck. We've got a few other funny, funny folks on here that I won't name for fear that they'll be run out like Juice.
So what happened with those threads? Some joyless shit-for-brains asswholes (sic...but appropriate) would invade and post useless crapola like "SMH". Two possibilities for those posts: 1) they are playing along and just engaging in some poo flinging expecting the poo to fly back and preparing to LARF; and 2) they really meant it.
Alas, they really meant it. So rather than joyful Juice we were subjected to endless flame wars. Nobody won because a lot of TUSCL degenerated to bullshit.
You know who really contributes NOTHING here? The joyless "SMH" crowd. They created the Frankenstein's monster of flamer Juice. They upset the delicate TUSCL ecosystem.
I'm not pointing to folks like Shadowcat. He didn't invade other people's houses and crap on their floor. His one beef with Juice was about something (review quality). It blew up. No...I'm pointing to the crew who invade the funny threads but don't contribute. The guys who are too mind-numbingly stupid that they cannot come up with a more creative insult than "you're sucking Juicecarton's dick" or "you're a fag" (American usage...British usage would be funny). I'm pointing to the idiot whose defense of the most racist asshole on TUSCL was that he was a black rapper (well...that verged on funny, but I'm sure it is just the broken clock is right twice a day phenomenon).
I say to that joyless crew...grow a brain cell and get a sense of humor or GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!
Now back to nekkid (sic) chicks and LARFS!!!
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11 years ago
Sotto voice.... I'm gonna regret the previous post.
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11 years ago
To be fair to your ex rh48hr-dude i really don't know how Dagger's costume stays on. I always thought "keeping that costume from falling off" was yet another drug-induced mutant power!
Groovy answer my friend...c'mon. There has got to be more freaky shizzle going through our minds. Let it out!
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11 years ago
Well Mikeybro... come up with some crazy idea and it will be possible to find somebody who believes it!
www.renewamerica.com/columns/fischer/080515
Creeeeeeeeeep-EEEEE!!!
Why... I hear there are women who find us good ol' boys creepy when we're talkin' 'bout gettin' LDKs and DFKs and A2Ms and CFS and -- of course -- those sloppy BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOPs.
IMAGINE!!!!
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11 years ago
And then there are the REAL creeps! I don't want to mention any names (cough...ambydude-cay...cough) but there are some of us that really make the chicas get the skin-crawlies. Imagine giving that dude a LDK....EEEWWWWWW!!!
One reason I club is to give these poor girls the opportunity to bask in my rugged good looks and have some intelligent conversation. All while they get nekkid of course. Sort of a palate cleanser for the lap dancing crowd.
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11 years ago
Well... To be fair to the SW girls they have all had dudes akin to our long lost Juicebro come in tryin' to exchange sexual favors for a Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay drumstick. It probably gets old when some dude walks in wearin' a KFC bucket on his head talkin' about how the LORD has told him to spread the word that love and sodomy are the law...
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11 years ago
I'm planning to compile all of my writing on this site as the gospel of Zipman! It will have zip my bros!
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11 years ago
I love ya like my retarded little bro Juiicedude... Juice on my brother...Juice on indeed!
And I bet Ms. Marvel would suck Buckethead's cock. You just need to have a three way with Spider-Man. But don't get all gay with Spidey my brother. Stick with DP'ing Carol...OK...maybe some DVP or DAP...Carol can take it. She's tough!
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11 years ago
And Juiicedude... What be your superhero persona? Are you Buckethead. Is 23cambyman your youthful ward/boy toy? Dish!
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11 years ago
Fuck yeah TunaDude! You DP them bitches with a Guinness bottle and some deep fried tuna!!! But make damn sure they wear a superhero outfit!
Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
You're holiness, I'd like my 72 virgins now. And make 'em hot!
Most appropriate is said to a minister, pope, or prophet of the LORD.
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11 years ago
Is TuaDude growing on anybody else? I thought he might be Juice but who knows...let's do the test...TunaDude, what is the primary purpose of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay? Imagine you have a bucket o' da Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay -- what do you do next?
....we'll see if it Juicy formula or somethin' unique!
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11 years ago
You're a freaky lil perv, ain't you Candydude? I kinda picture you like Wally from "Leave it to Beaver"' but jacking off 24-7 and eatin' twizzlers while ya jack it!
Not that the there is anything wrong with that... Keep eatin' candy and jackin' it my brother.
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11 years ago
TunaDude... Batman? Not Batgirl? I'm cool with whatever way you swing but I'm def more into Batgirl. She wasn't packin' a strap on in her utility belt, was she?
And what about Oracle...would you rather do Barbara as Batgirl or Oracle?
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11 years ago
I'd really like to fuck the Scarlet Witch. Wanda is so fucking hot!!
If I was with a girl all dressed like her I'd shove a drumstick of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay up her pussy and then fuck her up the ass! Fuck yeah!!!
What would my pervo brothers like to do?
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11 years ago
Or you turn 'em on TOO MUCH and they are a-scared o' falling for you! Just tell yourself that my friend.
Or text her again and tell her you'll pay her $5000 for an ATM experience, just like in the pornos! Maybe that will turn her on!
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11 years ago
Well...I always fly my fleet of SR-71s over the club first. Then I send my butler in with a lapel cam. It streams video to a secure sever farm in my basement. I intercept all messages being sent into, out of, and within the club. I analyze those data using some custom algorithms. Then and only then will I go to the club.
Or I just show up and see if there are any pretty girls getting naked. Whichever of the two strikes my fancy.
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11 years ago
Juiicedude...no that wasn't me my friend. It was 23cambyman. Remember...the two of you spent an entire afternoon giving each other hot Karls and then you kept writing me PMs describing how cool you found it.
Both of you guys are sick and should seriously think about professional help. And stop PMing me. I realize that i told you that you had a cool hat, but the relationship with 23cambydude is a turnoff. It is cool that you are gay lovers but I don't want to be involved! I just don't swing that way...I digs da ladies!!!
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11 years ago
Dallasdude... No worries. Art is Carlos' brother... Pablo Danger!!! And you know what he lives for... DANGER!!! Fuck yeah!!!
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11 years ago
And brad-dude...post more threads
But don't confuse "I don't dig Mexico" with "I don't dig sex with hot girls". Lots of pros and cons to any strategy. If Mexico is your game go for it my brother. Not everybody digs Mexico and there might be multiple reasons. Personally I feel more comfortable in our neighbor to the north...even if it is expensive relative to ol' Mexico.
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11 years ago
Legal prostitution with reasonable efforts to curb human trafficking... Better than the alternative.
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11 years ago
Oops... Blank posts suck and one should apologize for accidental blank posts. Sorry bros
Fuck Scores. I want more down and dirty local places. But with super hot girls. And full nude. With onstage dildo shows and hot hot shizzle in the back room. And hidden back rooms that lock.
Who is with me? Dont tell me you wouldn't dig 30 minutes with a 10 that can suck the chrome off yo' trailer hitch that also likes to take it up the ass. Don't get better than that!!! Unless she is also a nice college girl working her way through school and maintaining a 4.0. A hot, dirty, dirty 19-year old college girl...
Fap...fap...fap...
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11 years ago
Farmerart...tell the truth dude. You've sexted before, haven't you? You're actually Carlos Danger...aren't you?
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11 years ago
Oops... Ever see a triple amputee stripper?
Damn iPad. So easy to hit space twice rather than the question mark.
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11 years ago
Ever see a triple amputee stripper. Pretty damn freaky shizzle right there I tells you. But that one armed chick could really peel those clothes off. Good times...good times!