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10 years ago
I wonder if the kid was wearing LLD. That would be coo-el!
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10 years ago
There have been some biggies. For example, there was this movie about this time traveling killer robot from the future, but the robot looked just like a former governor of California. What's up with that?
And there was this cop show in the '80s but Captain Kirk played the cop. Why would they make such a big mistake? Captain Kirk is a spaceman, not an LA cop.
These are such easy mistakes to avoid. I mean really -- spacemen ain't cops (unless they are space cops) and governors ain't time traveling killer robots. Gaaah!!!
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10 years ago
Ilbbaicnl -- the Robert McNamara joke is easily one of the funniest things I've read on here. You da man, man!
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10 years ago
On Rick"s "Just don't cum inside me, ok?" thread.
BTW, why do you think Rick starts threads like that? Kind of like his "I hope my fave with massive life problems relapses in her heroin addiction so I can get cheaper OTC" thread.
I periodically feel sorry for Rick given all the shit he gets from Dougsta. But then he hauls off and writes a thread about how he's too studly to pull out when a chick asks him to do so. Dude, why do you write shit like that? Is it to give Dougsta material?
And why is it a problem? Just use a frickin' condom. You don't want parts to start fallin' off, do you? Better watch out or lil' Rick will come down with genital leprosy.
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10 years ago
Hmmm... The Fog of Clubbing: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Rick Strange Dugan.
I think ilbbaicnl is onto something here. What do you guys think the eleven lessons would be?
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Regarding Hiney
I wouldn't have thought that Regarding Henry was a good source for a porno parody. But I would have been wrong. This tale of a dude hit on the head by a box o' dildos that develops an anal fixation is almost as poignant as the source material.
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10 years ago
Steve my man, you're a good soul for trying to help brother Juice. Alas, Juice's girl needs at least 10 distinct personalities. I don't think a stripper with two personalities is enough.
Of course, we ALSO have to add in the fact that Berry is playing a fictional character. I'm not convinced that is insurmountable though...I bet Juice *could* have a long term relationship with a fictional character. If any of us could pull it off, it's Juice!!!
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10 years ago
As the kids say -- OMG!!!
We have possibly the first concrete example of a chick posting as a dude on TUSCL, contrary to the pattern alleged by cflock. Why do I say this? This is clearly our vey own dallas702.
I've always found ol' dallas702 to be a bit of an idiot blowhard. Now it turns out that "he" is actually an ugly chick that likes to "snatch pack" and troll the PLs on this site. What a psycho!
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10 years ago
Cflock dude, pay attention. On this site the proper spelling is "band". Sheesh...what a maroon!
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10 years ago
BagBoyDude...there is always the dumpster behind Boston Market.
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10 years ago
Man-DANG-A-LOW James....Man-DANG-A-LOW!!!
Welcome back from Bumfuck Mississippi...er...Mexico.
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10 years ago
@Ilbbaicnl dude...we need to open a strip club together. We could call it "The Lube Jobbe".
Place could have a room flooded 3 feet deep in KY like you suggest. Giant lube fountain in the middle. Bit of a drowning hazard, so patrons would have to sign a liability waiver. And the place could serve FRIED CHICKEN (XXXtra KRIS-pay in a bucket).
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10 years ago
Fuck yeah Steve. However, only a dude named Steve could pull that shit off. What 'bout the rest of us?
I mean, I have superpowers, so I'd use 'em to ZIP past the bouncer so fast he couldn't see me at all. Wally West ain't got nothin' on me bros! However, I don't steal, 'cos I'm a SUPERHERO, so I'd have a mellow $30 night. Maybe come back and grease the bouncer with a $10 when I have it (and I mean "grease" in the same non-sexual way ol' Rick dude does...so minds out o' the gutter).
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Rick my man..."or both"?
Does that mean you're fucking strippers BB while you're driving drunk? All you need to complete the "safety first" course is to add target shooting to that.
Yes...I'm suggesting you cruise around the streets o' Jacksonville, drunk out o' your mind, nekkid stripper in your lap and you wit' yo' cock up her bunghole, waving a Glock out the window trying to hit stop signs.
XXXtra points if you can hit a stop light just as it changes from yellow to red then DRIVE ON THROUGH!!!
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10 years ago
I just had a great entrepreneurial idea...you pervs can get in on the ground floor. I don't want to give everything away, but imagine something that could combine the raw sexuality of an "entire pant" filled with lube and the adventure time that is sodomizing strippers with the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay.
The, as the lads in Spinal Tapp might say, turn it up to eleven. TURN IT UP TO MOTHERFUCKING ELEVEN MY BROTHERS!!!
I'll tell you how to make out your checks when you PM me.
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10 years ago
True dat Papi.
A few clues...
Snoop Lion (back in the day, when he was still Doggy Dogg) sang about "Gin and XXXXX" (fill in the X's)
A certain "youngster" named for a drink cotainer has added a set of ginger girl photos to his profile (good choice dude! I've finally added photos back to my profile). They kind of resemble Gin's photo above. Coincidence?
On the other hand, perhaps Gin is really a stripper. If so, all I can say is nice tits. I'd refrain from sucking 'em, if asked, 'cos I'm a gentleman. But I wouldn't like it (unless you said "hey, why don't I give you a BBBJ and then you can jizz on my titties" -- then I'd happily refrain!)
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10 years ago
GammarayDude...should have told her that she give shitty HJs but you're sure her BJs are top notch!
Shadow my friend...you're flexible for an older gent. All I can say is "whatever you do behind closed doors ain't no business of mine!"
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I'm sure we'll see the return of Alucard soon. I'm sure he's having a blast getting lappers on planet Vulcan. It's the most logical destination if you want some pon farr. Or on Ferenginar gettin' some groovy oomox.
Seriously though, I would be just as happy dialing back on the haterade. I find it funny that Alucard goes away and folks still mock his stance on guns. Rick sometimes engages with the "slam RickyBoy" threads with his tongue in his cheek. Jester jumped on my case for criticizing BonerBreath but laughing along with the Juiceman. I decided not to reply...nothing funny was going to emerge.
At a certain point, once a rivalry goes from some good natured lulz to repetitive slams, you have to wonder what the point is. I like a clever troll as much as the next guy, but the constant slamming of Alucard, Jester, RickDugan...what's the point?
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10 years ago
It really is the cold with salty/sulfur flavor that bothers me, not the "gross out" (at least for westerners) factor. So I'm not sure developing embryo would bother me.
That said, I've never tried the starfish on a stick you can get in some touristy markets (like off Wangfujing in Beijing). I've never seen that in the country so I'm not sure if it is actually standard fare in at least some regions...and I've never asked.
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10 years ago
Speaking of green eggs and ham, have any of you pervoids tried the century egg? One bit of Chinese cuisine I really can't do. Take an egg and soak it in an alkaline brine until the yolk turns green. I've eaten plenty of things in China that i love and some I'm not too fond of, but those things push my comfort zone.
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10 years ago
Typical recipe...
www.texascooking.com/recipes/fritopie.htm
Imagine serving that in the Frito bag. Mmmmmmm!
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10 years ago
And the winner is....Harderlap!
I bet that dude is a major foodie!
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10 years ago
420 SHOULD be a national holiday!
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10 years ago
Every Easter she shows up at the houses of her regulars dressed as a playboy bunny and shits oy a chocolate egg.
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10 years ago
What Mo-head said. People on this board don't take kindly to anybody advocating illegal activities.