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10 years ago
You did notice that the reviewer's name is BBBJBecky, n'est-ce pas?
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10 years ago
We know you're the KING of all that is dirrrty LDK.
LDK on my brother...LDK on!!!
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
ATACdawg may man...Clit and Clap, the tap us sisters
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10 years ago
Sounds like a groovy adventure Doc. You da man, man!
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10 years ago
I'm sure James will show up soon. The van down by the river that he lives in probably broke down, so he's cooking old cans o' refrieds trying to save enough money to repair said van. As soon as he saves enough I'm sure he'll resume his whoring ways.
I do wander how ol' James get posts to TUSCL. I bet the dude goes by the public library and posts. Then he goes over to pornhub and plays some really twisted porno. Then he jacks it 'til the cops come and throw him out of the library.
Life as a twisted bag boy dude is really HARD!!!
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10 years ago
Choe is one edgy dude. He told one one twisted ass story about facefucking his masseuse on his show with Asa Akira. Check it out...
www.xojane.com/sex/david-choe-alleged-rape-rapist
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10 years ago
Jack my man, you must have a might fine Arby's in your town if they serve food that tastes like crap in a bag. Last time I tried Arby's it was more like moldy diarrhea on a bun.
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10 years ago
BTW, should it be $5 ho? Whore seems way too high class for a chick that only charges $5 to do the nasty wit' da BagBoy!
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10 years ago
The BagBoyDude lives hard and works hard. Prolly does the day labor gig when he want to play. Dude plays hard too -- wit' $5 whores mothahfuckah!!!
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10 years ago
And who amongst us would dig it?
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10 years ago
I dunno Tuna dude...I think there's a lil' bit o' Juice in all of us. Kinda like how there's a lil' bit of Elvis in all of us.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@shark...
Dude, the KFC drumstick is what you USE to sodomize the stripper. The beer is what MAKES you want to sodomize the stripper.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Steve229 for the win!
And ilbbaicnl...that dude comes up with some of the best TUSCL topics. I still dig the whole Annette Funicello pubic hair thread
Ilbbaicnl! Ilbbaicnl! Ilbbaicnl!
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10 years ago
True dat Jack. I'm no fan of Obama, but its not like the alternative is very appealing.
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10 years ago
C'mon c'mon CJ...a 25% success rate with civvies ain't bad. You talkin' 'bout the KING here....the LAP DANCE KING.
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10 years ago
^^^
Mojo Nixon or Majo the Marvel comics villain?
Either would be coo-el, but the latter is more difficult 'cos he's fictional.
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10 years ago
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner but he knew it couldn't last Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass.
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10 years ago
I wonder if he wanted to commit suicide BECAUSE he cut his dick off. Perhaps the severed Johnson was a mistake...
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10 years ago
I've gotten so many ideas from this. Next time I go clubbin' I'm going to put on a white polyester suit, a Micky Mouse tie, and ginormous clown shoes. I'll carry a giant boom box cued up to play "Sharp Dressed Man" that has a sack with a dollar sign tied to it. And I'll rig my Rolexxx to have that second hand be smooth as silk.
Ima betcha that all da chicas come ask me for a dance!
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10 years ago
Church parking lot rattdog my man...church parking lot.
LDS churches are especially well known for attracting babes that dig doin' lap dances for strange dudes that hang in the parking lot. Here's what you should do:
1. Show up in your windowless Ford Econline and park at the edge of the parking lot.
2. Make sure you have your video camera running.
3. Wear a stained trenchcoat but don't have anything on underneath.
4. Proposition the hottest Mormon chicks as they walk on by.
If they call the cops on you don't worry. Just a lil' game the LDS chicas play. They ain't real cops so flip 'em off and continue filming.
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10 years ago
SippyDude...does this mean BonerBreath has retrograde ejaculations or the brothers running a train on his asshole (or is that asswhole in this case?) are havin' retrograde ejaculations?
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10 years ago
I think you missed my point jester214. Racial slurs are going to get a reaction. Period. And it is usually a negative one (except on psycho racist sites).
So *either* BonesBrother is trying to (metaphorically) poke people like Slick in the eye to get elicit a reaction -- contrary to his statements that he wants to clean up the site -- or he is an idiot that thinks using racist slurs against Juice will cause Juice to leave. Lots o' luck with that one. If it is the former he's an offensive troll (and one that offends people other than me) and if it is the latter he's being a dumbass.
I'm just curious whether he means what he says. If he really does he'll stop it with the slurs, 'cos they ain't gonna increase the peace.
But I don't really care what he does since I can put him on ignore. Other people can decide for themselves whether they value his contributions.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Yup...Clubber strikes me as the kind of dude that drinks 4 bottles of DXM cough syrup, goes by the KFC for a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay, and ends up in da Club where he face fucks a chick on stage before takin' not her to the back room for some DP action...dick in pussy and drumstick up the ass.
Yup, everything about his posts screams "I'm Juice" (said with Christian Bale's Batman voice).
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^^^
And just a lil' acid
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Apple Juice