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10 years ago
Tumblingdude...do you worry that a fish has taken over TUSCL? Would a bass give us pics faster than a flounder?
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10 years ago
Ah...I was confused because EVERBODY that posts on TUSCL is either a sensitive New Age dude or a HAWT chick.
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10 years ago
DJscud-dude...no offense intended, but were you dropped on your head as a child? How many times?
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10 years ago
Where's Dallas to comment on this one? That wacko thinks he IS a superhero -- "Cap'n Gun-nut".
Hey, I'm all for law abiding citizens having a gun if the don't do stupid shit with it. But Dallas-dude...oops, Cap'n Gun-nut...never seems to post about strippers. He just incessantly posts about how great the world would be if everybody carried at least four or five guns.
I bet that dude is safely ensconced in his Gun-cave suckin' on the barrel of a loaded Sig Sauer P250 while he shoves the barrel of his Browning M2 up his asshole (or asswhole, as Brother Juice would have said).
He does this while listening to the police scanner and fantasize about stopping crime with his guns! Dude probably comes every time he hears the cops on the scanner! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
I have to admit you have me beat LNM dude...you da man, man!
But rather than beating yourself in the nads with a rolling pin, you should try a taser. Think 'bout something that turns you on, like lookin' down the cleavage of your friend's mom, get lil' LNM standin' at attention, shout "DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!", and let him have it.
You'll be numb down there all weekend!
Have fun dude!
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10 years ago
No offense DJscud dude...but yo do come across as a bit of a weirdo.
Just reading your posts I get a bit of a vibe that suggests a bit of a disconnection from reality. I'm not saying that you drive around fuckin' a block of cheese or ringing the doorbells of strangers wearing nothin' but yellow dishwashing gloves. Nope...I'm not saying that at all.
You do, however, give off the vibe of somebody that MIGHT do those things. My advice to you is to embrace your INNER WEIRDO!!!
TRY fucking cheese while driving AND then ringing doorbells while wearing nothing but yellow dishwashing gloves. Hell, be fucking the cheese WHEN you ring the doorbell. Tell us how that adventure goes for you!
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10 years ago
Don't listen LMN dude. You just keep being you. The strippers, the drugs, the villa you enjoy photographing while hang gliding...
It is all a part of you. Be true to yourself!
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10 years ago
@LMN -- fair enough, fair enough. Even when high you know Prowlers are for white trash from Earth, not grey trash from Zeta Reticuli.
But I noticed that you didn't comment on the "got high and took a shit in stranger's house" story. Was that you dude? If so, wear a diaper when you're high 'cos that wasn't cool.
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10 years ago
@Dougsta -- to be fair, if the ROB is strategically waiting until the PL is likely to have lost count that is not stupid, lying, thieving whore behave.
That is actually smart, lying, thieving whore behavior.
(One could argue that she might lose a potential regular, but the proportion of dudes that become regulars is low and pretty girls are used to dudes putting up with their bullshit)
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10 years ago
@Steve -- Gawker be da man, man...
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10 years ago
Ask LMN. He'll help you out dude!
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10 years ago
BlueLion my friend, have you considered Zoroastrianism?
Or maybe you should worship the Olympian Gods. Aphrodite is frickin' HAWT!
Or go back to Carthage to groove with Tanit and Ba'al Hammon.
Try that shit and you'll be unique!
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10 years ago
On the other hand, I hop this:
http://gawker.com/naked-intruder-poops-on-couples-floor-gets-ride-home-f-1594946619
'cos that shit was just DISGUSTING!!!
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10 years ago
Well...I think there are a lot of reasons a patron might be banned (or, as the cool kids spell the word, band).
Off the top of my head, I would say threatening the strippers or management, stealing, preaching to customers, and squatting on the table and taking a shit (any urination or defecation outside of approved areas would no doubt elicit a similar response).
Are you looking for ideas DJscud dude? Here's one -- bring three or four bottles of DXM cough syrup, a bag of red vines, and a bucket o' KFC to the club. Chew off the ends of the licorice so it becomes a straw and drink the cough syrup through the red vine straw. Once you get all high...well, you know where a drumstick o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay goes...
See if that gets you band!
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10 years ago
Mikey-dude... Oh ye of little faith.
Personally, I think the LMN was just spending a little time decompressing on his groovy space station. Dude probably just got back from Kazakhstan (where the Soyuz capsule that brought him back to Earth landed) and said "fuck this paranoia shit, I'm so rich that the law doesn't apply to me...if I get nabbed for anything I'll buy a central Asian country an name that bad boy LMNstan! Grow lots o' poppies and shit!"
Hence his return!
Am I close to the truth LMN dude?
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10 years ago
You need to do something EPIC for number 10000 dude.
At least 1000 words. Think of how you would paint a word picture of "life as da Dougsta dude" and let it motherfucking RIP in a word processor. Spell check and grammar check, then post that bad boy. WEEEE-YAWWW!
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10 years ago
@mo-head -- is it like being an astronaut in other ways? For example, do you get to wear a spacesuit?
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10 years ago
I think all of you guys are 100% wrong about jerikson40. When I read this:
"So now you're left with less than 10%. Now, discard all of the weird, insane shit like girls getting tied up, or getting peed on, or fisting, some other insane bullshit that only fucked up morons watch, and you're left with maybe 5%."
I realized that he was describing the shit jerikson40 loves. No...I'll modify that...he was describing the shit he L-U-V-S.
I'll bet he wrote that first post with one hand while he fapped away. I'll bet that dude has a whole notebook of his drawings of a 450 lb black dude with o bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay sodomizing some 19 tear old blonde cheerleader with a drumstick.
He is just all mad 'cos he mails his drawings to major porn studios with a letter saying "film this...it really turns me on" and they mail back a response saying "dude...that is WAY too sick and twisted"
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10 years ago
Davevjr dude... Does it say anything about showing up to the club with a bucket of KFC?
That be the system of a crazy dude that post here as Juice (among other names...)
Me...well I've had the most success when I show wearing a spacesuit but sometimes I show in a full on Klingon outfit. Qapla'
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10 years ago
Wait...wait...wait....
You're telling me that there are KFC-related things that don't involve Juice? Whoa...you're blowin' my mind. I thought KFC consulted with the Juiceman on all corporate decisions.
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10 years ago
On the other hand, Juice also authorized $30K for some poor girl mauled in a dog attack.
http://news.yahoo.com/kfc-girl-face-pit-bull-30k-201111771.html
So the Juiceman indulges in the stupid and in the sublime.
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10 years ago
@sflguy -- readers of the review can still see the flag and judge for themselves.
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10 years ago
I'm going to guess "Something" since my first guess ("My Sweet Lord") is already taken.
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10 years ago
The pics are fun. I hope they are preserved. But if not...c'est la vie.
Looks like other posters are caught in a time warp too...
...a time warp too...