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10 years ago
I don't know CJ, but I likes me the adult gummi vitamins 'cos they go down easy. So I've taken to rubbing gummi candy all over my cock and now chicks go down easy too. I recommend that you try it. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Hmmm...umissedaspot isn't even on your dislike list Dougsta. That's cold... You spin a story 'bout fucking a dude's mother despite the fact that you don't even dislike the dude. I'm never going up against you in a troll-off Dougsta my man, 'cos you are KING OF THE TROLLS!!!
So umissedaspot dude, take my advice or don't take my advice. I don't care. But "thank" about this. Dougsta is behaving the way Dougsta always behaves. Nobody here is surprised. Dougsta is an oddball -- dude seems to post 24/7 with a lot of trolling but sometimes with serious threads. Threads that even his nemeses engage with (especially RickDuganDude, who seems to have a good sense of humor about all the trollin').
I'm not defending the trolling and I'm not encouraging the trolling. I'm just observing the trolling. And dude...know that you ARE trolling. Just like Dougsta. But that dude is a pro. He is like the world champ of trolling. You're a bush league troll, at best. You lost the troll-off the moment you responded to Dougsta with troll shit. The only question is how deep you're going to dig the hole your in.
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10 years ago
^^^
Apparently Michelle Keegan Instagramed a selfie o' her magical fun bags and deleted it 8 seconds later. Oops!
Here be some Keegan Tit-TAYZ!!!
www.egotastic.com/2013/04/michelle-keegan-accidentally-instagrams-her-bare-boobs-maybe/
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
And LMN is frickin' hilarious. No...he is actually HI-LAR-EEEE-OUS.
I hope we get a report on his weekend activities!
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10 years ago
@Estafador -- true dat dude. But I'm skeptical that the dude ever had a real Rolex. He described it as having "precise bursts to the next second". Even some of the better knock-offs appear to sweep. So either he got another fake and didn't realize (potentially paying through the nose because he *thought* it was real) or the whole story is bullshit.
Like you I call bullshit.
Full disclosure -- I'm NOT a Rolex guy. I do have a relative that is a Rolex guy (and is quite affluent -- not LMN affluent 'cos that dude uses Benjamins to wipe his ass despite my advising him to purchase a bidet in PM's)
BTW, haven't heard from you in while. Hope all has been going well bro.
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10 years ago
To be fair, umissedaspot, Dougsta did assert that your mother faked her death to get away from you and become a drug-addicted whore.
Can't we just compromise and simple assume Dougsta fucked a chick that claimed to be your mother? Perhaps a disturbed aunt or cousin.
Inappropriate joking aside, it is frickin' hilarious that you're STILL replying to Dougster on this. I expected to just see some Dougsta bumps. I'll let you in on something - Dougsta wins as long as you keep replying. Walk away from this.
Or don't. Your choice. Plus "don't" gives me the lulz. Also gives Dougsta and CJ the lulz. Thank about that.
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10 years ago
And speaking of Celeb Jihad and HAWT chicks, what about Emma Watson:
www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/emma-watson-graphic-sex-tape-video-leaked
OK, the fake double anal is pretty cheesy, but Hermione is still a major league hottie.
And the Celeb Jihad commentary is frickin' HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. And doin' a DP with Hermione would be LEGEND-wait for it-DARY!! Me up her asshole and Dobby the elf in her pussy! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
But I draw the line at double anal. Me and Dobby ain't close enough to rub our dicks together in Hermione's magical poop chute.
(I shouldn't have to say this but I'll add a disclaimer for the too literal minded pervs -- Emma Watson is an actress who played Hermione in the movies. Dobby the elf is fictional. And CGI if I recall correctly. But I do suspect Ms. Watson's poop chute is magical...so WEEE-YAWWW!!!)
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10 years ago
Like voyeur97 dude I don't dig the fake titties. If they are fake they should look good and be reasonable for the girls body, not ridiculous bolt ons.
But c'mon pervo brothers. You need to be posting links to nekkid pics of these beautiful chicks. For example, Emily Ratajkowski:
www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/ultimate-emily-ratajkowski-nude-photos-compilation
Unlike many Celeb Jihad posts, which are fakes (but fakes with hilarious commentary),I'm fairly certain all of Emily's are real. That chick LOVES to show her tits. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
ujay dude -- I'm not sure I see your point about girls only being able to make $8 or $9 an hour. That would be $8 or $9 per hour for a specific job. As dancers they are doing a different job (probably a blow job...). So they should make whatever that job is worth to customers.
Regardless, you should view dancers as salespeople working on commission. Remember that some of the costs to you go to the club, so it isn't $350 an hour for them. Since it is essentially a sales job where the girls work on commission the question you need to ask yourself is "was what I got from her worth what I paid for it?" If yes, then there is no problem. Just pay and don't be a cheapskate. If no, don't offer as much and see what you can get for the amount you offer. What you can get may or may not be "nothing" but that is really up to you. Seems pretty simple to me.
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10 years ago
@sharkhunterdude... You always bring the wacky shit.
C'mon guys. Sometimes less is more. Part of the fun with not chicks is the chase. If they were all nekked all the time and all super-hot it would just skew your perspective.
I'd be restrained. Just make the clothes of hot chicks fall off when I want some viewing. Especially hot jogging chicks. Watch those bouncing boobies and BAM! the tits come out. Fuck yeah!
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10 years ago
To be fair to the dude, he said that he actually didnt have a Rolex in his second paragraph:
"The watch showed up, and it was obviously a fake. I took it to a jeweler, just in case, and he confirmed what I already knew."
He even talks about the second hand moving in "precise bursts". So he wasn't really a "Rolex guy" -- he was a "fake Rolex guy." He also doesn't mention how much he paid, but I can't believe it was a real Rolex price.
If I were him and a Rolex was important to me I'd have been pissed when the watch arrived, not when I lost it. Or I'd have been pissed with myself for believing somebody was selling a real Rolex for $(whatever he actually paid)
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10 years ago
^^^
But Scarlett's would just be driving into Tampa. Many options and many reviews. I thought OP wanted to stay in Pasco.
My sense overall is that Pasco clubs have good service, as Rick stated, but they can be highly variable in terms of dancer quality.
Last time I was in the Tampa area I actually took a drive up to the Brass Flamingo and it sucked. I sat through a dayshift rotation was not a single girl that struck me as somebody I wanted a dance from. Left without getting a dance. But I was there a number of years ago and quality was good. So either went downhill or is just spotty. Reading reviews afterward it struck me that many area clubs would get a few good reviews followed by a poor review.
Based on that I would just plan an itinerary of clubs to try. Go to the first on your list but cut your losses and go to the next if things seem sucky. Repeat until you find a girl that makes you go "WEEE YAWWW!"
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10 years ago
A clue -- read down to the second incident on the vagina smuggling list and you'll see:
"In Kingsport, Tennessee, police arrested 19-year-old REDACTED in April for allegedly driving with a suspended license, and they got more than they bargained for in the strip search.
A female corrections officer allegedly discovered an "unknown object" lodged in the young woman's crotch.
Police said object turned out to be a loaded, five-shot, four-inch .22 caliber mini-revolver.
It turns out that the gun was stolen a year earlier in an auto burglary, cops said."
Thank about it. I believe an occasional TUSCL poster and professional idiot has been obscuring her identity by playing the role of an older man obsessed with guns that doesn't ever seem to post anything about strippers. Can you guess the redacted name?
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10 years ago
A bigger question is "which TUSCLER did that?" Look at a news story and guess who is most likely to have been the cray cray perp in the story.
Easy to answer if the focus of the story involves a dude masturbating in public with a bucket o' KFC nearby or a really rich dude doing something stupid. But I ran across an interesting one recently...
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/17/vagina-smugglers_n_5548910.html
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10 years ago
Wouldn't even WANT to check whether the carpet matches the drapes.
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10 years ago
Getting close to 400 posts on this thread. Not sure if that is impressive or kind of sad.
System on brothers...system on!
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10 years ago
Well, clearly the person with the XXXtra KRIS-pay drumstick obsession is steve229. We all know that Brother Juice is into cheerleaders.
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10 years ago
Jerikson40 is just cranky 'cos he wants a rimjob but can't find a willing butthole licker. Jerikson40...the problem is that you don't have as much money as Drake. If you did all you'd have to do is drop trou and you'd have a 9 or 10 with her tongue on your anus.
You'd have a guy follow you around whose job is just to identify HAWT chicks willing to lick you ass 'til you come. Alas, you don't have that kind o' money...
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10 years ago
Betty! Betty! Betty!
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10 years ago
Seriously though, I wonder if this is just for the ultimate universe or something like that (a la Miles Morales as Spider-Man).
I did dig that Jenny McCarthy said the new Thor had "super-powered boobies". If only she'd STFU about vaccination.
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10 years ago
Muhammad my friend
It's time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem
And on that fateful day
When she was crucified
She wore Shiseido red and we drank tea
By her side
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10 years ago
Touché Steve...I'm saying many draw the line at murdering ;-)
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10 years ago
Don't be dissin' da BagBoy. That dude can get a hooker for tree-fiddy...he ain't no faggot!
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10 years ago
There have been a number of bumped threads. Not exactly the classics though.
And seriously jerikson40...what is going on? You're posting a lot and being down on everything. Relax. Go to a strip club. Ask yourself "WWLD?" (What would LMN do?) ...no, wait...the answer to that is "take lots of hard drugs, fuck hooker, crash car." Even here there is only one of those things that is socially acceptable.
WWBBJD? He'd find a hooker for $3.50 ("tree-fiddy"). Kind of scary.
WWLDKD? Well, he'd jizz in his pants. That's ok as long as you have a good dry cleaner.
Well...I'm sure you can find somebody to emulate. Just fill yourself with joy my friend!