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10 years ago
^^^
Right on ilbbaicnl dude
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@sailmd -- there is always a bit of skepticism regarding new posters. We had a dude named Juice that posted a lot, often under aliases. I found a lot of his stuff pretty funny, but there were a number of Juice detractors on the board.
I was pretty confident you weren't Juice, though I was trying to come up with a question that would elicit a response that includes the word "asshole", which Juice likes to spell "asswhole".
I miss Juice. He was good people. And I don't mean that figuratively. There were multiple personalities manifesting themselves in that dude. You did fuck with Juice because that dude was Legion. Poke at the wrong Juice and he'd fuck you right up the "asswhole".
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sorry to hear the bad news Papi.
To be fair to the Michigan dude, I suspect he was questioning Dallas' understanding of the situation. Not Dallas' physician's understanding of the situation. I'll just add that I question Dallas' understanding of many situations...
For all we know Dallas has actually been seeing a chiropractor that happens to have a stony gaze. I'd take whatever that dude babbles about with a pound or two of salt.
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10 years ago
And jerikson40 dude...you do what you want, but I'm just going to share a thought or two on your relentless negativity. You wonder why folks are always a dissin' you?
I mean...I mean...who said anything about having chicks dance to Also Sprach Zarathustra? And you do know that Strauss did not write that piece for 2001, n'est-ce pas? In part because he died about 20 years before 2001 was filmed. Though composing from beyond the grave via modified Ouija board *could* be cool. But, to the best of my knowledge, Richard Strauss is not credited with any compositions written via Ouija board (though I bet themed feature the Theramin heavily if there were any).
Just imagine sexy sexy chicks in skimpy space wear a la Star Trek TOS (Green Orion Slave Girls....coo-el) and add in some of the sexier comic book characters. I bet ScarJo's boobs bounce really nice in the upcoming "Lucy" film. A stripper starting out wth that outfit would be coo-el.
Have you no sense of whimsy my man? I expect this BS from folks like DoctorPhil, who seems to have had a negative attitude about EVERYTHING since some dude pissed in his Post Toasties as a child. Don't be DoctorPhil dude.
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10 years ago
A sci-fi themed strip club...that is a seriously coo-el idea. Cool with a capital COO- and a capital -EL.
I have to side with jerikson on the Carrie Fisher issue. But I would not go down to zero on the 1-10 scale. Maybe more of a 5 or 6. Below 5 and you're getting into Klingon terretory. And not sexy Klingons. We're talking Klingons with ridges on their boobs.
But there are plenty o' sci fi hotties. Rachel Nichols from Continuum. Jewel Staite fro Firefly/Stargate Atlantis, Elyse Levesque from Stargate Universe...the list goes on and on. And if you are a bit more inclusive, like comic books and fantasy, the options are endless. I mean...I mean...you could have a blond hottie with super-powered TIT-TAYZ dancing as Power Girl. MOTHAHFUCKING POWER GIRL...the sexiest super heroine in the history of EVER.
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10 years ago
Yes jerikson dude...I really AM a space cowboy.
My name, however, is not Maurice. It is Zippy.
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10 years ago
No, but I do dig it when hot chicks doing fundraising car washes. Nothing like a 19-year old coed with a cause.
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10 years ago
Well...the club that features Taylor Swift scissoring away with her gal pal on stage is pretty cool.
www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/taylor-swift-goes-full-dyke-girlfriend-karlie-kloss
Taylor let me jizz all over her face in the back room. But she sure was uptight about anal. However, she did it for free 'cos she's so frickin' dirrrty.
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10 years ago
@steve229 dude -- true dat. Ol' Doctor Phil is just a font of erudite conversation.
@DoctorPhil -- what wrong lil' fellah? You sound like you're havin' a bad day. Fanny the Tranny and Ilsa unable to make you cum last night? And after you saved your money for the special session for six whole months? Maybe next time you should hire the trans chick with the Hitler mustache. Dumbkoff!
@Pole_DOC dude -- apologies. I use dude for anybody who is or might be a major dude with half a heart that surely will tell his friends that a minor world that breaks apart falls together again. So view it as a compliment. And don't let DoctorPhil's negativity get to you. Somebody pissed in his Post Toasties when he was a kid and he's been sour ever since.
@CJ dude -- I'm glad you've given up being so repetitive.
So repetitive.
So repetitive.
Shit!
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10 years ago
True dat steve229...but those same joyless souls don't dig reading stories about DP'ing Emma Watson with Dobby the Elf.
Fuck those people.
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10 years ago
Pole_Dude
LDK -- cumming in your pants from a lap dance
CF -- current fave
PL -- pathetic loser
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10 years ago
Jeez DrPhil...I know you're a old cranky dude that can't "jazz" in yo' pants. Hell...didn't you say something about needing to have a pre-OP trans chick suck on yo' lil' wand dang doodle while another chick dressed as Ilsa, she-wolf of the SS, shoves a loaded Sauer 38H up yo' "asswhole" while screaming "ACHTUNG DUMBKOFF!!!" at the top of her lungs?
Must be sad to need that much stimulation. I bet the only thing that gives you an erection is the possibility that Ilsa's gun will go off while it is up your asshole. Sad :-(
But some folks still find joy in sex.
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10 years ago
^^^
Mind you it wouldn't have been exceeding my expectations like, say...doin' a gangbang on Hermione with my good bud Dobby the Elf. My dick up Ms. Granger's magical poop chute...that would be real life exceeding expectations WEEE-YAWWW!!!!
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10 years ago
@pensionking dude...Holly Hunter was a major hottie back in the day. My real life would have been exceeding my expectations if I was bangin' her.
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10 years ago
Well we know that Cap'n Stickypants (LDK) can cum from a LD. It is right there in his frickin' handle.
I find LDK's posts pretty frickin' funny. Ain't nobody tells a better jizz in the trousers story than that dude. LDK on Cap'n Stickypants...LDK on indeed!
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10 years ago
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WTF skibum? That makes no sense. Many countries with legalized prostitution have lower crime rates than the US. Crime rates in the US have largely been falling since the early '80s. Poverty and income inequality has been increasing, but it seems you're painting the situation with a mighty broad brush.
Tell the truth...are you a cranky ol' white dude who digs guns? Go see a hooker...it'll make you less cranky!
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Oh...and the really crazy thing is that Dallas is posting about strippers, not guns! I guess Marvin Peterson's...er, Mr. Dallas'...time in jail for road rage has refocused him on strippers.
(full disclosure...I don't KNOW that Dallas is actually the dude in SC's story about the cranky ol' gun nut with stripper issues...but we know Dallas is a cranky ol' gun nut. Indeed, before today I would have said he was more focused on guns than strippers. Not sure if that increases or decreases the likelihood that Dallas=Marvin Peterson)
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10 years ago
@jerikson dude...you do realize that Art isn't talking about the 90 year old O'Hara, right?
@Art... alas, it is hard to judge. While O'Hara was undoubtedly a hottie back in the day, he day did not have continual stream of nip slips, up skirts sans panties, and general drunken sluttiness that characterizes today's HollyWOOD. And I like to be able to google a stars name plus the word "nude" and see some tits. That's just me and my pervo ways.
@Slick... well, I did once google the new Wendy's girl hoping for some T&A photos. Her name is Morgan Smith Goodwin. Alas, no easily accessible shots o' tits, ass, or bush. But there are rumors of a sex tape. We can only hope it was really dirty shit...WEEE-YAWWW!!
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10 years ago
Why would Spielberg do this? Why does he dig being fucked with a lobster?
www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/steven-spielberg-takes-a-lobster-up-his-ass
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10 years ago
Nope...not knowingly. I'd also worry about a place that serves chicks that work there that I know to be underage. That seems like a place that might get raided...
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10 years ago
@ilbbaicnl -- nope. Diarrhea is anal squirting. Let's just hope "hot anal squirters" isn't a new porno trend. That would cross some lines for me.
@jerikson40 -- does the private room in your favorite club have a referee? And what were you doing that constituted unsportsmanlike conduct?
@gawker -- you're a crazy MF. But good crazy. You keep up the good work my man!
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10 years ago
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OK Slick...you're off the list anyway. As a Hispanic the cops wouldn't have arrested you. They'd have just shot you on the off chance you were an illegal alien or drug smuggler.
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10 years ago
True dat steve229. So, which one of the cranky old man "git off my lawn or I will SHOOT YOU wit' my gun" contingent has been AWOL lately? Perhaps we already know Monsieur Peterson.
I'm sure that we would know ol' Marvin P. by another name. But what's in a name? That which we call a gun nut by any other name would be as crazy. And probably wouldn't smell that sweet after he fires his gun and promptly loses bowel control in his excitement over the whole incident.
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10 years ago
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Alabegonz dude...your not seriously recommending unprotected anal, are you?
The club doesn't seem like a good place for anal. I wouldn't want to step on a Santorum-covered rubber somebody dropped...