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10 years ago
Welcome back BagBoyDude!
I'm sure you'll find a new rusted out van down by the river to squat in soon. Set up yo' tear-stained air mattress and it'll be like you never left!
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10 years ago
@jerikson40 -- I think your missing the point. You seem to be setting up a situation where a stripper is either in love with you or quite literally wouldn't care if you keeled over and then died.
I'm just saying there is a lot of room in between. A LOT. You even said it is a metter of degrees in one post but almost immediately you backpedalled.
All I'm saying is that the average stripper would probably not want to see a regular client die. And that she would probably freak if it happened while she was there (unless she was also training to be an EMT, of course!)
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10 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
WTF?
They were 18 and they weren't her students. Shit...I hope they were just bragging about bangin' the teacher and it got back to a prudish parent. That I could understand. Not very wise, but still it is understandable.
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10 years ago
@jerikson40 dude...Dougsta can sometimes be a bit harsh, but he has a point here. You're being a buzzkill my man. On this and other threads. Relax and have fun. Or find another hobby if you don't like the occasional bad HJ.
Tell you what...next time you see a chick pull out a sandpaper condom, just tell her you'd like a different girl. One that'll make you go "WEEE-YAWWW!!!"
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10 years ago
Relax jerikson40. What shailynn means is "I dig the idea of super HAWT chicks getting it on with each other and maybe inviting me in to bone the both of 'em...or at least lettin' me watch".
You're being a buzzkill with the whole "but they think you're gross 'cos you've got your wang out and you're rubbin' it like a monkeyman" and "they're actually kind of ugly and you wouldn't want to fuck 'em anyway".
C'mon dude...let a guy have his monkeyman fantasies. As long as they don't involve flinging feces.
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10 years ago
One of them found religion and returned as Rev. Long.
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10 years ago
OK...back to an actual stripper topic rather than the hilarity that is Rev. Long...
Back when I was in Jax FL a number of times the Dollhouse's famous Katya would ask if I really wanted to tip as much as I did. She even said I tipped too much once after i gave her the money. I've never had a stripper do that!
I've heard the good ol' DH has closed and risen again like a phoenix from the flames. JAX mongers...does Katya still work there?
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10 years ago
So LMN dude...how do you know it wasn't Corona dick?
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10 years ago
Thinking of truthfulness...how many of the alleged Juicebots were actually Juice? Opinions? I'd peg it at about 50%.
So BlueLion brother...Juice it up if you want folks to believe you're ACTUALLY da Juiceman!
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Brother Juice never got that question 'cos he would bring a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay to the club.
Nothing says "I'm not a cop" like "can I put a drumstick up yo' ass?"
Ev'rybody knows cops use Dunkin's for that shit... So tell the girls, if a dude asks for doughnut themed sex in the CR...STOP! That be a cop!
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10 years ago
No...not just another day...'tis another day in FloriDUH!
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10 years ago
@shailynn - does Burger King make curly fries? I distinctly remember something about working at a place with curly fries where you felt like somebody just kicked you in the gut for an hour after you ate. I guess that could be Burger King, but I assumed it was Arby's.
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10 years ago
Hmmm...I can't tell if alabegonz is in on the joke or not in on the joke.
@alabegonz-dude...did yo recommend he get on-the-job training as a server at a Vietnamese restaurant? Dude already know how to make curly fries at the Arby's so I'm not sure it will help.
And let's ALL take Lowpaw's advice. Nothing should go up your ass unless you know where it has been.
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10 years ago
Hmmm...so no comments on the jizz black light Rockstar dude?
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10 years ago
Others are encouraged to speculate. C'mon...maybe we can give him some groovy ideas!
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10 years ago
Well, the photos here:
http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/07/alix-tichelman-arrested-for-killing-google-executive-with-kindness-and-heroin/
Are better. But she isn't my type. I wonder if LMN would dig the tats. They are nothing if not classy.
OT: I'm a bit disappointed that the web site can't spell Poirot's first name properly. I wonder if it was their autocorrect...
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10 years ago
^^^
So shittens not sounding so bad now, eh?
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10 years ago
@rockstar-dude...at the risk of undermining the scatological humor associated with this thread, I'll just say that it hasn't been that bad when I've traveled in places where turkish toilets are used. If you're in a place where TP is used rather than a water spigot the standard is just to throw used TP in a wastebasket. TP will clog those things in no time!
A story CJ will no doubt appreciate...I traveled with somebody who actually clogged her toilet with an exceptionally stout turd. I told her not to sweat it -- I figured it would disolve -- but she still had to use the toilet in my room the next day. So I found a stick and broke up the unflushable turd.
I hate to think about explaining things if I had broken the stick and it was stuck in the drain. I think the only thing to say is "uh...it was that way when I got here"!
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10 years ago
^^^
I'm not sure if that is pro-hot dog or anti-hot dog. Just an observation.
me? I'm pro on the HAWT chicks eating dick-shaped food. Especially if they get a nekkid and let me fuck 'em doggy style while the eat the hot dog.
FUCK YEAH!!!
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10 years ago
You know who likes dick-shaped food? The Beast.
www.movieweb.com/news/rapturepalooza-red-band-trailer
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10 years ago
Don't worry London-dude...there are parts of America where they use "fir" to mean "for".
The also say "MURIKA...FUCK YEAH!!!" a lot in those places.
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10 years ago
@jabthehut - sigh. "Data is not the plural of anecdote" is a common reply to people who reply to data (i.e., what Art shared) with, well, anecdotes.
Art seems to be a smart fellow, so I suspect he could reason through the complexities that might plague the comparisons being discussed. But simply saying "I knew two people an X happened to one whereas Y happened to the other" is meaningless.