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10 years ago
Just create an alias scatterbrain69 and keep going.
But don't use it to post fake reviews in Ebonics. Some of the regular posters get all cranky and shit about that.
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10 years ago
Full disclosure -- yes, I do know that the celeb jihad pics are fakes.
But the pics of Emma Watson dogging are totally real. Totes McGotes.
www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/emma-watson-caught-giving-blowjobs-parking-lot
Hermione is a frickin' perv!
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10 years ago
But...but...what about these? www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/kate-upton-naked-outtakes
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10 years ago
How 'bout edible panties?
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10 years ago
@Slick -- true dat. If I were one if those young dudes I'd want to kick the ass of the rat. I'd shout "I want hot teach to suck my dick one more time" every time I punched the lil' rat bastard.
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10 years ago
And jester dude...why the overreaction to inserting objects in the ass? Personally, I don't dig a dildo or a drumstick up my ass. Never tried it, but pretty convinced I won't dig it. That said, so dudes do...and I'm not totally repulsed by it. Just another sex act.
Regardless, I think "sodomy" referred to oral, as I indicated in the OP and as lopaw indicated when she said sodomy laws often include oral. Knowing Utah, I strongly suspect anything except missionary in the dark with your Jesus jammies on is considered sodomy.
But who knows...maybe it was XXXtra spicy oral,,.maybe the dudes and hot teach gave each other rimjobs. Hope ev'rybody washed really well down there! Fuck yeah!!!!
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10 years ago
I didn't realize I was going to create a jerikon-jester flame war. Just thought the crazy teacher was kind of hot and wanted to share with my pervo bros.
OK...OK...let's be serious for a moment. As a society we've put a fairly hard cut-off on age at 18. The fact that hot teacher violated that suggests she's a bit crazy. So I'm not sure i completely endorse the craziness.
That said, my inner 16-year old boy would love to slap those TIT-TAYZ round and have her suck big zip 'til she got a zip milkshake to drink. Then (after 1/2 minute to recover...this is my inner 16-year old, remember) I'd pound that pussy fucking had 'til I filled it with zipper yoghurt. Finally, after another 1/2 minute to get big zip standing at attention again, I'd go to town on her tight lil' asshole like Juice goin' to town with a bucket of KFC at "da club". (Or should I have used "asswhole"?)
Yep...hot teach would have cream o' zip in ev'ry hole....WEEE-YAWWW!!!!
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10 years ago
^^^
Right on CJ. all through high school I wanted to get molestered by my hot teacher....WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Do the dancers have beards sometimes? Like Spock from the evil parallel universe? Watch out if they do!
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10 years ago
Sorry to hear 'bout your issues Monsieur Capri. You're one of the good ones. (Or should that be "Your won o da gud wons"?)
If you drop the soap in the prison shower dude. Those sick bastards will rape fresh meat like you in 10 seconds flat. Just let us know if we need to bust you out!!!
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10 years ago
@steve dude -- apparently, I'm out of the pop culture loop. I've only heard of one song on the list -- Blurred Lines -- and that reflected my desire to look at Emily Ratajkowski, Elle Evans, and Jessi M'Bengui daning around in the video.
My tastes in music actually tend toward classical, though I still listen to the music of my youth (the Dead, Allman Bros, etc. but I also dig punk).
But give me a good performance of Rigoletto any day over modern music.
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10 years ago
I wonder if she'll be hitting the pole now. I'd dig some Brianne OTC. Maybe a lil' sodomy the RIGHT WAY!
I bet she is a freak in the bed. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
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And HAWT!
WEEE-YAWWW!!!!
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10 years ago
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^^^
True dat Steve dude.
I'm pro girl next door. As long as she's kind of slutty!
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10 years ago
@gatorfan -- Santorum the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. Not former Senator Rick Santorum, though he probably also gets santorum on his gun when he shoves it up his "asswhole" (as brother Juice would say).
http://spreadingsantorum.com
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10 years ago
I thought this referred to Rhodey when I first read the title. I was all "WTF?" When you've fucked Carol Danvers some skank like Christy Mack ain't going to appeal. Captain Marvel rocks!
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10 years ago
LDK should show up and try to get some lappers!
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10 years ago
Unfortunately, I suspect something like a health issue has probably intervened in Alucard's. He was a really odd duck (not that there's anything wrong with that), but I think he was a nice guy underneath.
I hope whatever is keeping him away is something he can recover from and we see him again.
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10 years ago
@mamodi dude, don't listen to these clowns.
You can get "layed" anywhere. First, buy some good lube. Then buy a bucket of fried chicken. Preferably KFC. Popeye's is good too, but the batter might burn a bit. Then enter the club and ask "which bitch wanna drumstick up her asswhole?" You will get all sorts o' poontang.
Or so I'm led to believe by a prolific poster named Juice. That guy was SO successful at getting free pussy that he got "band" from TUSCL.
Oh...please share this with officer Craig on the other thread. He's a vice cop and he needs help.
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10 years ago
^^^
So Lopaw...any photos of the Russian women's curling team showing off tits? I bet curling really makes the nipples hard.
Fuck...we need nude curling. As long as the chick on the team are HAWT.
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10 years ago
C'mon, c'mon...hear ol' officer Craig out.
Should we break it to him that ALL of the supposed extras described on here are works of fiction? He will be disappointed to learn that most strippers are actually studying to be nuns and most remain virgins. They are just clean and virtuous girls working through their issues by showing themselves off.
Lookee...no touchee Craig dude.
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10 years ago
Was she pre-med Slick? I can't picture a chick already having made it into med school stripping. Those soon to be doctors are, on average, frickin' intense people.
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10 years ago
^^^
shailynn... Could be that the alabegonz dude is one of those cats from mother planet that ALSO smokes a lot of weed before he logs on to TUSCL
Wake 'n bake alabegonz dude...wake 'n bake
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10 years ago
Right on CJ. I bet there ain't nothin' like partyin' with a stoned Bag Boy James!
WEEE-YAWWW!!!