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10 years ago
Would be coo-el to jet strippers to do it. Talk about hard nipples.
www.nakednews.com/tour/naked-in-the-streets-august-19-isabella-s-ice-bucket-challenge-v95?
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
I can get behind jerikson40's answer, but I'm more of a space cowboy/midnight toker type myself.
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10 years ago
Check. JohnSmith69 is not JosephSmith69's brother. Who knew?
But I know Moroni is def a pervo. Dude hits the Rochester NY clubs all the time when he visits Palmyra.
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10 years ago
^^^
Right on gawker my man!
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10 years ago
@johnSmith69 dude...didn't even give her a reduced pity tip with a "more next time if you treat me right...maybe a lot more..." That's cold dude.
Don't the golden tablets that the angel Moroni gave to your bro Joe say something 'bout this? Not sure if the were for or against jizzing in front of new 19-year old strippers.
Moroni was definitely pro facefucking 19 year old strippers though...
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10 years ago
^^^
@clubber - is that a request for Juice to tell a joke or a statement that Juice is a joke?
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10 years ago
Wha'cho talkin' 'bout Aravas dude? I do that shit e'ry day, like clockwork.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Wow. This is sad news. I feared the worst when he stopped posting so long, but hoped he would return. I like to think that he'd be touched by this thread.
Ad astra my Vulcan friend.
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10 years ago
Yep. Sure do art my man.
Was in the Tampa area and decided to try out the Brass Flamingo in New Port Richy. My visit really did suck -- none of the girls appealed -- but the review was slapdash and I even had a brainfart and referred to it as Brad's Brass Flamingo, which was showing up in the top ten at the time.
Reality was that I really didnt have useful intel. I was pissed that I drove up to Tampa and had no fun. But I didn't have enough to write a real review and should have dropped it.
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10 years ago
@jayzex -- OK...OK...if you really are Juice's ex what you have to understand is that Juice creates a lot of different characters that post here. It would not be outside of his behavioral spectrum to invent a fictional girlfriend to fuck with us. Not that I'm criticizing. I often find Juice pretty funny.
To be fair to myself the posts above aren't semi-fictional. They are 100% fictional. I've never met ol' Juice, but I really doubt that he lives in a house filled waist deep in Cheetos. At least I hope not. Moreover, the story also involved demon possession, an even more blatant sign that it is completely fictional.
I'm going to give a piece of advice, assuming you aren't actually Juice. Don't use TUSCL to try to track him down. This is his medium. All you're doing is giving him ammunition to fuck with you.
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10 years ago
So Juiice bro...didn't something like this happen to you? Yeah...that's right...I told you 'bout pickin' up chicks with a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. Then you tried to put a live chicken up your ass. I have to imagine that the beak hurt.
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10 years ago
How 'bout "Little Nicky"?
You have got to admit that Hitler taking a pineapple up the ass is pretty funny.
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10 years ago
Well jayzex, to be fair to your ex, he is possessed by Pazuzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pazuzu) and that has got to fuck with your head.
Seriously though...you never saw any signs? I figured Lucifer hangin' out at your crib eating Cheetos would be a dead giveaway. You know, Lucifer -- or Luci as I call him -- ain't that bad a guy. Yes, he's a man of wealth and taste, but he can also shotgun a PBR with the best of 'em. Your ex was pretty coo-el for introducing me. I sold my soul for rock 'n roll doncha know!
And don't pay attention to ol' Juiice wit' two i's -- he's jes' a goofy lil' demon that your ex liked to fuck in the "asswhole" when he's feeling kinda randy. The real Juice offered to let me fuck him but I don't swing that way -- if I'm fuckin' a demon that bitch be a HAWT succubus, not some ugly-assed troll like Juiice. Juiice be fantasizing 'bout me ever since.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The family the guy that suffer depression. All sucks
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Oops.
Anyway, I agree with Lopaw. People should some respect.
Even if it was autoerotic asphyxiation I always wonder if people that try that alone aren't acting from a dark place. It's sad that a guy that made so many folks laugh had so many problems. Any death like this you feel bad for the family.
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10 years ago
Was the donkey wearing a burqa?
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10 years ago
At least we know none of our resident trolls did this shit.
After all, Brother Juice has mellowed (or dipped into a coma induced by Red Bull, Red Vines, and some red blotter acid). Besides, Juice is a gentle soul at heart.
LMN just likes to talk about drugs, hookers, and how rich he is.
And Dougsta...what to say 'bout Dougsta. Dude mostly has a RickDugan fixation. Which Rick dude has reconciled himself to. I know that dude would joke about somethin' totally inappropriate.
I actually wonder if Dougsta can enter some sort of troll fugue state. Maybe his eyes cloud over in green and levitates just a bit. All he has to do is look at a computer and it bumps a thread slamming the Rick dude.
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10 years ago
@deogol -- relax dude. I don't know who all is complaining. Some combination of liberals and conservative that are horrified that their kids might see a bikini-clad pole dancer. 'Cos it's not like you can see that on TV or anything.
But the ACLU -- a fairly liberal organization doncha know -- came to the rescue. Reason the cops can't hustle her off is 'cos the ACLU protected free speech rights of folks on the boardwalk.
YAY!!!
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10 years ago
And definitely read the comments my pervo brothers. Wouldn't want to miss gems like:
Kathie Lee Gifford's pussy tastes like truck stop coffee and french onion soup.
I knew it!!!
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10 years ago
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Cheo_DI'd better be where I can Look AND Touch
'cept LMN. Bill probably clubs with LMN 'cos LMN is so frickin' rich.
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10 years ago
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Cheo_DI'd better be where I can Look AND Touch
I'm sure Rodriguez let's Bill come by on the DL. Sneak in through the back and pick a couple of hotties out. But not during regular club hours. Why should Bill club with us hoi polloi?
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10 years ago
To bring this back to the amazing Ms Upton (not fat IMHO), what do you think LMN would say about her?
I think it would be something like "remember those 'vomit comet' pics showing her tits in free fall? Well, I've seen better tits on my private space station. I just as my fave to come over and, as long as her boyfriend doesn't beat her, we fly on over to Kazakhstan, blast off in a Soyuz capsule, and then we do 2 oz of coke, a bottle of Patron, and a buch of Xanex IN SPACE"
OK, OK...I know LMN never actually claimed to have a private space station. But I like thinking of Kate Upton's boobs in microgravity.
SPACE BEWBS!!!
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10 years ago
@shailynn -- "If he takes his option on 2020, he'll make $200 million on his latest deal alone. That's some serious money, not LMN money but still enough to pay a few VIP and valet fees at the penthouse club in Detroit."
Frickin' hilarious. Yep...'tis hard to compete with ol' LMN in the money department. What with coke snd molly binges, his $900 hookers with fake D cups all covered in tats (never understood why he didn't just round to $1K), screen saver/bitchin' Porshe, and (of course) his private space station.
Alas, we probably won't see the likes of LMN again. His mum and dad probably took away his computer privileges when they caught him fappin' away as he posted to TUSCL.