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12 years ago
Was the girl behind the counter hot? Did ya face fuck her? Pls tell me ya ask to see her tits or some shizzle like dat. Juice on dude.
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12 years ago
But...what about BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP with a bear? You lose a dick if you try dat shizzle!!!
Srsly tho, all I can say is...Juice on Juiceman. Juice on my brothah!!
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12 years ago
My personal fave is the BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP. You haven't lived 'til you get a BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP ITC.
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12 years ago
Oh, and you can probably guess, but don't actually try a Cleveland steamer ITC. Even if you are in Cleveland. Unless you da J-man. That KA-ray-zee MF can get away wit' shizzle dat mere mortals can't DREAM of. I hear Juice once got on stage at da club, whipped da lil' J-man out, and face fucked e'ry stripper in da club! Right there on the mothahfucking STAGE my brothah! That dude practices 100th degree sex magick that would make Crowley blush. Juice lives e'ry Ozzy Osborne song ever written e'ry day o' his mothahfucking LIFE. Crazy train indeed!!!!
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12 years ago
NMcBrain my man, don't take it too harsh. We jes' go wit' tha flo when it comes to the J-man. He give many o' us da shits and giggles...just took the shits part a bit more serious for this discussion.
Joking aside, my feeling about any sort of extras is simply "ask". Not crudely (if crude will work, you will know!). You can usually pick up a vibe if they are plausible. Sometimes you'll get a stripper that implies you can get more for "a little bigger tip" but even when that is going on I bet you can suss it out. Unfortunately I don't think there is a magic bullet.
However, half the fun is figuring out what is what. Nope...take that back. 90% of the fun is a hot stripper treatin' yo' right. But o' the remaining 10%, half o' dat is "da chase".
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^^^
Bet they aren't fun to run through all naked an' stuff!
Mohead - pretty cool find
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12 years ago
Love is the answer bro
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12 years ago
Only after I've gorged on some groove-EE Taco Bell food. Not the Colonel tho -- Colonel blocks ya up. Eat some o dat xxxtra kris-pay and you can't shit for days. Then it all comes out at once, all wrapped up in chick-en skin. Jes don be in da club when that dam breaks.
Juice my brotha, you should eat like a ton o Taco Bell then a bunch o mothahfucking Colonel -- whole bucket o' xxxtra kris-pay. THEN take a crapper in da club. Dat shit would be sweet!
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12 years ago
I don't believe in ignore Stax my man. I might miss accusations that my completely factual report that I go to the club "e'ry day, e'ry day" and spend at least $1K per visit are exaggerated. AS IF. I'd also miss the calls for a moderator.
Well I say JUICE FOR MODERATOR!!! And I never lie. Except when I'm not being truthfull.
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12 years ago
You see folks, you gots ta eat lots o' Taco Bell bean burritos. And some that shizzle they call refrieds (that AIN'T refried beans my friend, in fact you don't wanna know what that shizzle is. Then ya take tha strippah home fer some OTC. Then hold he covers over her head & let it mothafuckin' RIP. good times...good times!
Now we gotta hear hoe Juice would do it. I bet that crazy fuck would do somethin' mothafuckin' disgusting. But ya never know...sometimes the Juice is surprisingly genteel. Juice crew!
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12 years ago
I should add, right on Esta, right on! I really would like to visit to discuss our mutual interest in modern dance. Weren't you telling me about a conversation with Sappington about her next work. I found the whole Shatner piece delightful. We really need to hang...then close the city down by going off to the club and enjoy another kind of dance!
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12 years ago
c'mon Dracman. Esta has a lot to offer a stripper. She can enjoy his extensive collection of abstract impressionist works while sipping a nice Montepulciano from his wine cellar. And didn't you PM me that you regularly have Serrano over for dinner and conversation. I think Esta was behind the whole Brutus Faust thing. Plus, there are evenings at the Met. You often have Netrebko up to your penthouse as well, don't you?
Honestly, I think Esta can enrich any strippers life through his love of art and fine literature.
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12 years ago
^^^
Is it because we need a moderator?
I nominate Juice for moderator!!! He has all the punctuation e e cummings didn't use, and that makes Juice's posts xxxtra special. We need that in a moderator.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
What do you think Scooby Doo would say to Velma when he tries to seduce her? And would he have a shot with Daphne?
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Juice is all of us my friends. He is some sort of groovy fried chicken-eatin' gestalt entity that reflects the id of TUSCL readers. He spang forth from TUSCL like Athena from the brow of Zeus my friends!
That said, I also thank the dude has some Timothy Leary and Janis Joplin in him. And Elvis. Gotta have some mothafuckin' ELVIS!
Juice for moderator!!!!
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12 years ago
^^^ mo-head-man^^^
You win this thread. I can see David Caruso taking off the "shades of justice" and asking the crime scene folks to dust her tits for prints. You think the can get prints from up her vagina?
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12 years ago
Juice sticks to his fav escort 'cos she was all covered in jizz when he hugged her.
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12 years ago
Juiceman my friend, are we going to be treated to a full tour of the inferno? That could be as coo-el as the Gospel of Juice.
Are all of the pervs at TUSCL in the 8th circle? Will the stripper who exaggerated the size of GMD's equipment be playing the role of Thais? Most importantly, if some of us are lower in hell, who are the 3 sinners in Lucifer's mouths?
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12 years ago
C'mon guys...you're bein' too harsh.
blhannah, I'm sure the guys will start loving you if you post some hires pictures of yourself. Just get all naked and take lots of photos. Feel free to get as filthy as you want. The astroglide may help if you want to put something large up your ass...Stax was correct about that. The head up the ass is a hard one, so you can start with something less anatomically taxing. Perhaps some of use could come fuck you. All will be forgiven if you pull down my basketball shorts and put it up that lubed ass.
Unless you're an uggo we wouldn't want to fuck or even see. Then, I reiterate what Stax said...
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12 years ago
when i am troubled, i ask myself one question: "WWJD?"
the answer is always...eat some sort of fried food...fuck a stripper...or a hooker...or the chick who sold you the fried chicken. whichever option is cheapest.
ThEn WRIte aboot.it.usING HIGHLY unconventionaL...orthography. after ALL, e e Cummings capitAL letters & periodS hAd to go SOMEwherE.
do this and you will find peace and no need to ignore anyone) all will be as peaceful as the doves)
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12 years ago
Boogiedude...no you don't pay 'em to LOOK at yo' ass. Ya pays 'em to lick it. A lil' tossin' o' the ol' ensalada!! Or you pays 'em to let YOU fuck 'em up their ass. Maybe follow with a lil' ATM. I know that is how da Juice would roll.
Whenever I'm faced with a moral dilemma I ask myself WWJD? Ya know what...I've decided most problems can be solved by face fucking a hot 18 year old stripper. And those that cannot can be solve by some hot anal! Start asking yourself WWJD and a wave of peace will come over you. Then you'll find hot 18 year old strippers willing to get filthy fora nominal fee, and life. Is. GOOD!!!
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12 years ago
^^^
Fuck yeah Juice. That is how you got herpes simplex IX and Martian syphilis, initit? I hates me those extraterrestrial STDs
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12 years ago
@Che if you believe that shit then I AM mocking you. I don't think you are "Krazy" (don't use that, it is for the fun kind of crazy, not the frightening kind). However, if you believe things that are clearly incorrect you are either ignorant, crazy (NOT the fun kind), or stupid. Do you think the crazy and stupid should be well armed?
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12 years ago
Well...if you're bottom feeding you...let's jes' say you will prolly get laid for cheap. You might catch a disease that will make your dick fall off and you might find out you're fucking a dude...an ugly dude at that...but it will be cheap.
We ain't even talkin' "bucket o' da Colonel's XXXTRA KRIS-PAY" here. We're talkin' CHEAP!