what not to do...
blhannah
Here are a list of common misconceptions...
1) please please please do not wear basketball shorts, sweat pants, or very thin pants/shorts. We do not want to feel every part of your naughty bits.
2) we are at work. If you do not plan on paying for our time please do not think we want to spend half an hour with you for 40 dollars.
3) do not assume that I want to go back to your hotel room. And if you do assume it, at least dont insult me with a measly amount of money, offer me some serious cash!
4) treat people with respect. This is not your regular customer service, if you are an asshole to me I will not be nice. I will also tell every other girl about you so that we can fuck with you the whole time. I have seen girls stick gum on peoples shirts and hair and much worse. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
5) yes we will laugh at you when you go up to the stage actin like a big man and throw a dollar. Dont make a huge scene unpess you are making it rain because you look silly when you do that.
That is all for now.
1) please please please do not wear basketball shorts, sweat pants, or very thin pants/shorts. We do not want to feel every part of your naughty bits.
2) we are at work. If you do not plan on paying for our time please do not think we want to spend half an hour with you for 40 dollars.
3) do not assume that I want to go back to your hotel room. And if you do assume it, at least dont insult me with a measly amount of money, offer me some serious cash!
4) treat people with respect. This is not your regular customer service, if you are an asshole to me I will not be nice. I will also tell every other girl about you so that we can fuck with you the whole time. I have seen girls stick gum on peoples shirts and hair and much worse. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
5) yes we will laugh at you when you go up to the stage actin like a big man and throw a dollar. Dont make a huge scene unpess you are making it rain because you look silly when you do that.
That is all for now.
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I sense you are going to get several lists of 'misconceptions' in response.
Sorry babe, but respect is a two way street, and you have just lost all of mine. Yeah sometimes guys can be rude, but when you use that as an excuse to launch a vendetta and damage their person/property you far more than validate their initial attitude about dancers in general and you in particular.
OK, you brought it up. How much Honey? And send a picture too.
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the priceâ€
Seems relevant here.
I guess every girl does have a price, even shitty low mileage bitchy strippers like this one. Lol sorry if that's harsh, but it's annoying when dances come here to vent.
And you need to learn about economics. You're not satisfied with $40 for half an hour? That is good pay. If you learned how to cultivate regular customers at that rate, you would be in the upper 5% of earners. Remember, the only alternative for a semi-literate tramp like you is is a job at McDonald's.
I always wear sweat pants and the comment that I've gotten from every single stripper who I get a dance from when I wear them is that it's nice that I'm wearing something soft because giving lap dances to guys who are wearing jeans all night hurts. I don't like the feeling when I'm wearing tight pants either, dances aren't fun or comfortable for me when I'm wearing pants that constrict me.
If I am going to spend my $$$ on LDs, I will pay to get LDs the way *I* like them – I am not going to pay a dancer money for her to dance the way *she* wants/likes to.
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Nope don't see where Hannah disappeared to.
1)Please please please shut the fuck up.
2)Log off of TUSCL.
3)Get out a bottle of lube (I hear astroglide is pretty good).
4)Your anus. Get your anus nice and lubricated (like a slip-n-slide).
5)Actually put your head in your ass. You may need to stretch your lower back and your anus first, but I want you to bend over, and work your actual head into your actual anus, and leave it. You may suffocate, but I don't think anyone here has a problem with that. Right?
That's all for now. Unless you actually suffocate. I guess that means goodbye.
A dancer is an entertainer. If you don't get what you want out of your experience as an entertainer, you trash the customer at your peril. Guys talk, too.
Tell all these guys to fuck off and tell them you will be sure to never dance for them again. LMFAO.........
I don't play basketball (white men can't jump) - but she didn't say anything about me wearing my old wrestling singlet.
blhannah, I'm sure the guys will start loving you if you post some hires pictures of yourself. Just get all naked and take lots of photos. Feel free to get as filthy as you want. The astroglide may help if you want to put something large up your ass...Stax was correct about that. The head up the ass is a hard one, so you can start with something less anatomically taxing. Perhaps some of use could come fuck you. All will be forgiven if you pull down my basketball shorts and put it up that lubed ass.
Unless you're an uggo we wouldn't want to fuck or even see. Then, I reiterate what Stax said...
What someone else tells you not to do. Except for the many Assholes here, we reasonable gentlemen know how to act in a club.
Don't drink, don't smoke, don't...
I think maybe the Golden Rule of Strip Clubs is "If I ask you to shut up and stay the fuck away from me, then shut up and stay the fuck away from me." Can't think of any problem offhand in a strip club that would not be solved if both dancers and customers following this rule.
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