juicman system $$$

(A)symetrical (S)tripping (S)ystem? I'd buy that for a dollar!

Another fucking scammer. :)

Lol

Had a stripper take an in depth look into my ass once. She didn't find anything of note.... so kind of a waste of $ on my part. I think I'll just stick to blow jobs from now on.

Boogiedude...no you don't pay 'em to LOOK at yo' ass. Ya pays 'em to lick it. A lil' tossin' o' the ol' ensalada!! Or you pays 'em to let YOU fuck 'em up their ass. Maybe follow with a lil' ATM. I know that is how da Juice would roll.

Whenever I'm faced with a moral dilemma I ask myself WWJD? Ya know what...I've decided most problems can be solved by face fucking a hot 18 year old stripper. And those that cannot can be solve by some hot anal! Start asking yourself WWJD and a wave of peace will come over you. Then you'll find hot 18 year old strippers willing to get filthy fora nominal fee, and life. Is. GOOD!!!

WWJD= what would juice do?

He would be a crazy ass mother fucker comming up with the craziest shit ever and making the sane people laugh their crazy asses off. You cant please everyone so there will be those crazy punk ass bitches that get annoyed and bitch to mommy

I would look into my own ass but I can't see beyond my balls

Lol...keep going fellas....lol

Was that dancer a proctologist?

G=fan,use a mirror.

No Ma'am, you scare me.

Lol....Omg

Juice,you're up early,you coming or going?

I'm cuming

Lol