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11 years ago
I mix it in with my DXM cough syrup man. That be off da hook! All hallucinating wit a 4 hour erection and shit!
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11 years ago
We call Alucard a dick...a SMALL dick!
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11 years ago
Just let me have some of that ganga Juicemon. And don't worry 'bout a thing, 'cos every little thing gonna be alright.
Did you assfuck an angel in the heavenly strip club? I didn't make up the part about angelic assholes being permalubed when I posted. Last time I assfucked an angel that shit was off da hook Rasta bro!
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11 years ago
Shit...if I was a Palestinian I would surrender and say "no more rockets, no more suicide bombs, I won't even throw rock...and fuck having a state...you guys just take all of the West Bank and Gaza...JUST LET ME FUCK YOUR HOT SOLDIERS!!!"
I think the IDF should drop leaflets of hot, naked Israeli chicks willing to have sex with young Palestinian men in exchange for stopping the terrorism. It could work!
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Got ROBed... Sucked big time my brothers!
Always think with the big head. Nothing good comes of thinking with the little head.
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11 years ago
Damn straight. Beat he Heat!
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11 years ago
But there is a serious message, boys and girls. Prophets o' the LAWD can be friends even after a few "I sodomized yo momma jokes in a flame war!" Ain't that coo-el?
So those of you who alienate yourself from the rest of us pervoids...I'm lookin' at you Drac-dude...come back to the fold. We loves ya bro. Just embrace your pervo buds! (But make the embracing metaphorical...you got jizz on your pants bro)
But that stuff about assfucking the angel...totally true! God is totally groovy with the buttsex, so eat yourself some shrimp and assfuck the waitress. Put the shrimp up her ass...it's all coo-el. Just don't eat the shrimp after it has been in her ass 'cos that ain't kosher cuz..
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11 years ago
Tiredtravelerdude -- maybe you should try to find a wife that will dive into the water and retrieve the geese when you soot 'em. Just don't train the dog to blow you 'cos that would be sick.
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11 years ago
Juice you fucker...tell yo momma to stop being such a whore. She's blowing cambydude...WTF? She was begging me to watch her do some seriously fucked up shizzle. She wanted an audience so bad that she wanted to pay me. That was srsly fucked up dude! You need to get right wit yo mamma and maybe she'll stop bein' a filthy ho!
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11 years ago
Playerdude... You're confused. That ain't no 20 yo girl you're asking about...that is Juice's momma!
She's "loose as a goose" 'cos she likes to put KA-ray-ZEE AZZ shizzle up her pussy. And if you think the pussy is loose you should try fucking her ass?
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11 years ago
Ditto. Glad to hear that the pup is back home and doing well. You've got to prioritize your best friend! Strip clubs will be there next month.
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11 years ago
Fuck Juice... Your momma's picture is on that sick Sheila chick. You posting pictures of yo momma trying to whore her out. You one sick fuck.
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11 years ago
Yeah...that be right motherfucker. FUCK YOU!!!
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11 years ago
Yo Juice motherfucker... Yo momma just PAID me to watch her make and drink an ass smoothie. I wasn't really into it 'cos she be an UG-LEE beyotch but she promised me $200 'cos she so motherfucking lonely. You need to send that bich a card so she knows you a good son, son! She gonna waste your inheritance paying guys to watch her do some SICK shizzle former bro..fuck!
I took the money she gave me and used it to pay for a good looking 19 year old blonde ho. But I had to kick in $300 more 'cos I only fuck fine bitches. Wasn't worth it cuz...can't unremember yo momma shittin' a smoothie out her ass. That was sick motherfucker!
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11 years ago
I hear cambydude is talkin' smack 'bout gettin' BJs from you momma Juice. Dat true? Does tha bitch do BBBJCIMNQNSQWERTYUIOP?
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11 years ago
Fo shizzle yo' is a MOTHAFUCKAH Juice.
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11 years ago
My question is "chunky or smooth?" No, actually it is "Power Man or Iron Fist?" Wait, if you're in New Mexico its "red or green?"
So what is it Juice?
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11 years ago
Fo shizzle dat mizzle in da hizzouse
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11 years ago
Yo momma's house. She be suckin' cocks for $5 and drinkin' all the cum.
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11 years ago
In the club...98% of the time. Overall during my waking hours...15-20% of the time. While dreaming...90% of the time.
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11 years ago
Don't be a hater cambydude. Juice uses his powers to entertain and amuse. If you don't dig you can ignore the dude.
Or you could step up the hate and make it funny. Your choice. But don't be hatin' in your heart. Not good for the soul my brother. Here, let me show you how to step up your game with the Juiceman...
"Juice, you motherfucking moron, yo momma such a fucking ho I paid he $20 to make an ass smoothie. But she wouldn't take the money 'cos she liked that shit. Tonight I'm going to meet her, sodomize her with an XXXtra KRIS-pay drumstick, jizz on that thing after it comes out her ass, and she's going to eat it. She has offered me $50 to do that shizzle. But I told her I wanted $100 minimum. How you like that Juicefucker?"
That's showing respect cambydude! Camby on brother!
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11 years ago
I second that motion GSB...fuck that motherfucking storm. I mean..FUCK. That storm is fucking fucked up and needs to get fucked in its motherfucking storm asshole!!!
Seriously though...let's just hope for the best this hurricane season. And remember that there are folks that aren't well off that are really hurt by these storms. Sucks to be out of power for a period (I've been there) but I can't imagine being homeless or having a home destroyed).
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11 years ago
Well let's see...
Travel
Music (Classical, especially opera)
Reading (especially SF)
Comic books (much to wife's chagrin)
Collecting art (especially Southwestern - Pueblo, Navajo, modern works from the Southwest)
And being a major league hippy freak, freakin' at the freaker's ball! Freak out!
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11 years ago
Fucking iPad..."DJs are douchebags"
On second thought, maybe douchebad is a good term for one step beyond douchebag...yeah...DJs are douchebads!!!
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11 years ago
No matter how messed up you make your life, you can always mess it up more.
One of those constants in life, like "wherever you go, there you are" or "DJs are douchebads"