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11 years ago
It is NEVER safe to go to an Applebee's.
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11 years ago
Shit... I had to look it up too.
All I can say is, camel toe is good...moose knuckles not so much.
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11 years ago
Testify Mr. Moose...Testify!
Just give sex workers the right to do whatever. Nothing is a panacea but better than making something that will always go on be illegal.
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11 years ago
Trixigirl -- we would all forgive you if you posted a pic of your tits! Trust me, we cut a lot of slack for tits!
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11 years ago
Tumblindude -- all the coo-el kids do acid my friend. But you know what really gives visions. Dunkin Donuts my friend.
Juice PMed me about getting caught and jailed for jackin' it in the donut shop after eating 5 dozen of Dunkin's best...put his motherlovin' cream in ev'rybody's coffee! Juice on bro!!
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11 years ago
Popeyes is spicy. When I last sodomized a stripper with a Popeyes drumstick she said it burned her rectum.
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11 years ago
That is some groovy ass poetry my friend. The grooviness doesn't get much groovier (unless it was painted on the subway wall in fluorescent paint and you used black lights to illuminate the train station). Groove on Slick 'n Duo.
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11 years ago
Not as good as the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay... But as long as you can shove a drumstick up a strippers asshole it is all good!
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11 years ago
Pretty fuggin' groovy snackboxdude. I wants me a CSJ!
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11 years ago
Carlin my bothers...got to give it up for Carlin.
Tom Lehrer was also fuggin' coo-el
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11 years ago
Mouth! Gots ta love da mouth!
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11 years ago
Don't worry mikeydude.we will try not to blow your mind. Just do not try to follow us to the WHITE LODGE 'cos you might be sucked into the BLACK LODGE instead. The stoppers there are really freaky 'cos they are either midgets or giants. Sometimes they are both at once! It would be fuggin' coo-el if BOB didn't try to enter in your mind.
Groove on mikeybro -- I guess I'll just nominate you for "most normal dude on TUSCL". Sound like fun?
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11 years ago
C'mon mikey-dude....mellow out. No need for jealousy. I'll make you a deal. Say lots o' KA-ray-ZEE AZZ shizzle that gives me the LARFS and I'll be equally encouraging to you.
How 'bout we have a prophet-off. I encourage you to write about at least 3 visions you have. A panel of your fellow pervs will judge. Alucard will also judge, but we'll invert his scores (so anything judged coo-el by Drac-a-roo will be viewed as lame and vice versa).
But you have to use a different method to induce your visions. Same drugs are OK, but NO fried chicken!
Peace brother.
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11 years ago
We have the prophet of the true GOD posting on here almost daily but you don't believe?
Juice my friend...tell 'em 'bout your last pow-wow with the LORD. He said a little somethin' somethin' about smoking lots of weed, drinking several bottles o' DXM cough syrup, and face fucking as many hot 19 year olds as possible. Path to heaven or something.
But I have to tell you Mr. Kat...these girls ain't virgins!
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11 years ago
I've tried a system where I started at $3.50 and planned to increase by $3.50 each week.
But the first time I tried it the Loch Ness monster was willing to do OTC with me, so mission accomplished!
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11 years ago
Too young.
But I understand her son wants to be a tampon. So I'm waiting for the coronation of King Bloody Tampon I.
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11 years ago
PS - I know that somebody who seems to strongly dislike (I don't want to say hate) pretty much all TUSCLers may *believe* I hate him. Not so...
My advice to that person, who will be known only as "Ad" to preserve his anonymity, is to relax. Enjoy some strippers. Don't get lost when you should take the left turn at Albuquerque. Come back to us Ad-bro!
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11 years ago
????
Who is "she" referring to in this statement?
Just remember, it isn't cool to hate anybody simply due to race or ancestry. Indeed, hate is overall bad. Remember...
"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
That was one wise puppet there. Too bad Lucas tried to make him a badass in the prequels. Totally undermined the character IMHO.
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11 years ago
You are the king Juice. You should store are fried chicken drumstick in there, cum on it, and pay the girl to eat chicken marinated in your cum. That would be so fucking coo-el!
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11 years ago
But I do get hard when I look at pics of Supergirl being sodomized by her cousin...or the Hulk putting his enormous cock up her tight Kryptonian pussy. So I guess I'm a kid at heart after all!!!
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11 years ago
OMG. I'm a jaded old dude 'cos that has never happened to me. Sad...I need to go to a non-extras club and really focus on trying to jizz in my trousers during the lapper... Recapture my youth, as it were!
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11 years ago
P.S. was your latest homeless dude BJ a 350 lb dude in a Space Ghost outfit that sodomized you with an XXXtra KRIS-pay drumstick? If so, dat was the JUICE and he ain't homeless. He just be a prophet o' tha TRICKSTER GOD! Juice 3:16 my brothers, Juice 3:16!
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11 years ago
About to drive off... Stay classy Luis!
What a dumbass.
Wait...was Drac vacationing. Maybe he forgot to make that left turn, like Bugs Bunny, stayed in Abq, then went on some sort of bender. The chick was an extras girl he picked up!
Yeah...that's the ticket.
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11 years ago
Monsieur...
Non...non...non! Nous voulons que le vrai Jus!!!
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11 years ago
That's.the kind of sass I expect from SassyBecca! But make it $3.50 -- because you LIKED the crazy homeless dude!