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11 years ago
Well... I know that I'm the first sex partner for all the strippers I've encountered. I didn't even need to ask 'cos I know they're all good girls. My charisma broke 'em down!
Oh...this really nice dude just sold me the deed for this cool bridge joining Brooklyn and Manhattan. I'm the luckiest dude on the planet!
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11 years ago
Well... I would say anything your wife would consider sex if she caught you to be sex.
Seriously though, I do consider BJs to be distinct from vaginal or anal intercourse. Clinton had it right in this case...
But -- if I were President -- my rule would be that I get one girl from each state where I get to do whatever I want without the First Lady bitching. Hell, throw in one from DC and the each of the territories too. That would make me want to be president. I'd wake in the morning and tell the secret service "dudes...I'd like some time with Miss New Mexico this morning...fetch her for me won't you?" Then a three hour no HOLES barred romp with Miss NM would ensue.
But only volunteer hotties. Tell 'em it is their patriotic duty!
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11 years ago
No gatordude... He is in Ainavlysnart.
What is he doing there? Being a major dumbass.
However, I must say I miss the feisty Alucard of the crazy Dick Nixon enemies list and the "repeal the 2nd amendment" and all his other BS. He seemed to be losing his spirit. Maybe his doctors got him on the right meds.
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11 years ago
Fiction (mostly)
You need a WHTI travel document. This would be a passport (of course), passport card, enhanced drivers license, and possibly a few others. Only passports can be used for air travel. I don't know how many states issue enhanced licenses -- New York does, I think Michigan does, not sure about others.
Easiest to just bring your passport dude. But don't lose it and get stuck in TJ bro!
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11 years ago
Hmmm...
What day might that be? Do you think the guy was clubbing in December. Or maybe June. Can't be the 3rd of July because that is too simple
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11 years ago
OK....which of you pervs sent the flowers? Juice...own up...it was you dude.
Next time stick with a bucket from the Colonel.
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11 years ago
Rick-dude... You seem to be changing the story a bit here.
Don't get me wrong folks. I'm not advocating being a white knight. If it is clear to me that a girl is in a seriously bad situation the last thing I want to do is make a direct effort to help. Realistically, what could I do? I'm a random dude who walked in the club to see her and her co-workers get naked and maybe have some fun. Not exactly in a position to help. A white knight injects himself into situations that are none of his business. Not my gig in life. No good comes of it for ANYBODY.
I find it interesting that Rick-dude equates diapers and rent with drugs. Two of those things are normal parts of life. Drugs...not so much. Although moderate use of marijuana isn't that bad it IS illegal in most places and as such an invitation to life problems. I knew somebody whose life fell apart due to heroin and then methadone. Methadone maintenance is not an ideal solution, but it does have societal benefits. However, methadone is often covered by Medicade in many states. Maybe it isn't where you are. But I suspect you girl is probably using illicit drugs in addition to methadone. If she really is staying off heroin and other drugs good for her, but I still think you're contributing to a bad situation based upon your description. And you're bragging about it.
I have no issue paying a woman for services rendered knowing she will spend it on diapers or rent or a car. Why should I? All of those things are normal parts of life. I don't even care if she spends it on DVDs and x-box games. Nobody goes to jail for that. But if it is clear that the woman is really in a bad situation and will likely continue downhill...why should I feel comfortable contributing to and exacerbating that situation?
I think Duo summed things up nicely. It is one thing to INDIRECTLY contribute to a bad situation without knowing. It is another to ACTIVELY contribute to somebody's downward spiral.
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11 years ago
And Rick-dude, lay off the single mom shit. Yes the ideal for having children is a household with two stable partners that have a sufficient income. But things happen for a variety of reasons.
If a single mom who is not drugged out or alcoholic chooses to strip, more power to her.
Again there is a range of how bad off people are (and I stress that many non-strippers -- including some superficially successful folks -- are fucked up). It is one thing to view clubbing as a business relationship where you exchange money for the service of nude dancing, lappers, or even more. That is exactly what it is and I don't have any illusions about it. Hell, I've probably contributed to some bad life decisions on the part of girls I've paid for dances. But I've never gone LOOKING for the worst off.
It is a WHOLE 'nother thing to play like you're a lion trying to pick off the sickest wildebeest in the herd. That is what you seem to be BRAGGING about. Uncool!
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11 years ago
Rick-dude. I'm glad others seem to be finding your story appalling. The point I was making is that there is a range of how fucked up people are. Everybody has fucked up aspects to their lives. With that said, I do agree that on average strippers often have more issues than the average for all professions. But -- once again -- there is a range.
But there is also a range. Obviously we don't know everything about who the posters on this board are, but Duo seems together. I don't know all of the life issues with the girl I described, but she seems to be fine. Not my business to probe deeply, but there is no evidence I'm contributing to a human train wreck.
But you seem to be portraying a model where pursuing girls whose life is right in the middle of a train wreck is the way to go. My point is that you know some seriously fucked up shit is going on and you're writing about it like "cool, now my OTC will be cheaper". That is fucked up dude.
Is that your system?
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11 years ago
Right on tumbling-dude...don't let the bastards grind you down (or the fathers beat the perv out of you, as the case may be). Tumble on bro...tumble on indeed!
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11 years ago
Wow Mr. Cat -- you were precocious!
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11 years ago
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Yo Ricky-boy...your post is seriously uncool. Your chasing some poor girl with rods in her back and life problems above and beyond those of even a typical stripper. It would be one thing to go to the club and use yo' groovy system on her to get an extra special lap dance. But dude...don't inject yourself into the life of some girl with that many problems.
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11 years ago
Yes you are Juice dude. You've upset the TUSCL balance by posting too much shizzle. For penance you should go eat some o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and face fuck some stripper. But use Ricky-boy's system to accomplish this feat!
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11 years ago
Where is ol' Monsieur Draques anyway? Has his doctor gotten his meds adjusted?
I wonder how long that toolbag has kept the value of 59.0109 age up on his profile. The moron probably doesn't realize that reporting his age to four significan figures would require him to update his profile multiple times per day.
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11 years ago
^^^
$35.74 is just too much for da Juiceman
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11 years ago
Georgedude... We're glad you're still here. And Shadow. Nobody wants to run you off. You are both coo-el dudes.
I'm all for live and let live guys. But I also happen to find some of the juvenile stuff funny. So I engage. I admit the concerted effort to clog the board was a bit over the top. But c'mon folks...there is a simple solution.
Follow George and Shadow's example. If you find somebody funny engage. But if you ACTUALLY think they're being trolls...why engage?
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11 years ago
I like barefoot or flats, but I also understand why a girl might not to go barefoot in a funky VIP room.
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11 years ago
I think the chances are 50:50 that the cops are just making this shit up vs some repressed busybody that doesn't like strip clubs called the cops claiming there was prostitution. Of course, the busybody was correct in this case. Or the cop was lying and entrapped the girl.
Regardless, she wasn't bad. Mug shots don't make anybody look good. So I bet she looks pretty fucking good in the club. I'd do her. (Legal disclaimer: that statement should not be construed as a statement that paying for sex is acceptable or that I have ever paid a girl for sex in any setting, even in countries where prostitution is legal)
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11 years ago
The real Player11 bio:
1. Took a few classes but couldn't hack it -- found "MBA" in Cracker Jack box
2. Income from day labor sufficient to support exciting lifestyle living in his van down by the river (sort of sufficient...)
3. Experienced customer at "swankiest" massage parlors in town (regularly delouses to keep swanky crabs from taking over van)
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11 years ago
The full link didn't copy properly on my ipad, but if you copy the following after the Salon part it should work (or just google it)
why_did_you_shoot_me_i_was_reading_a_book_the_new_warrior_cop_is_out_of_control/
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
What duo said. There is always a dude willing to offer more than a miniature box of tide and some quarters.
And dude...why wouldn't the Enterprise pick you up on Saturday? The have transporters and everything.
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11 years ago
I hope that Art returns...he is an entertaining dude.
Minnow forgot rule #4...
4) you reap what you sow (corrollary of rules #1, 2, and 3)
What did Cambydude et al. think was going to happen when they told Juice stop posting so much? Didn't take a rocket scientist to predict what was going to happen there. And...if you really wanted fewer threads "clogging" the board...why START a thread poking Juice. That shit was HILARIOUS!!
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11 years ago
Yes...only $3K. He is using the Ricky-boy system I've heard so much about!
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11 years ago
(Cue Seinfeld music) "not that there's anything wrong with that"
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11 years ago
But tittyfag... I thought you LIKED dicks.