Flowers

7/10/2013 1:35:52 AM

Sitting at the bar of my favorite SC today when a very beautiful bouquet of flowers are delivered. It had to have at least three dozen assorted roses looking fresh and well laid out. The PL that sent these flowers must have dropped some serious change in doing so.

So they drag the lucky dancer out of the dressing room to get her flowers. Instead of joy and pride, the dancer seemed incredibly annoyed at receiving these flowers. She grabbed them and scurried away and I could tell she was going to ditch this beautiful bouquet as soon as possible. Gave me good chuckle.

Good thing the love struck PL loser wasn't there to see this.

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tumblingdice

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11 years ago

Yeah Wolf,tried that once,presented them at her house.They sat on her kitchen counter for days,unwatered.Gave flowers to a civi and I got a Tag watch and a Saab turbo in return,pretty good return on my money.Lets just hope that PL knows he has better odds giving a Christian Cross to the Taliban.

jackslash

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11 years ago

It depends on the stripper and the PL. If a dancer likes the PL, she will welcome the flowers and show them off to her dancer friends.

Women love flowers. I used to give flowers to my ATF, and she was always appreciative. When she was breaking up with the guy she lived with, I brought some roses to her house. She displayed them prominently so her boyfriend would see them.

JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

I just cryed a little from my penis

zipman68

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11 years ago

OK....which of you pervs sent the flowers? Juice...own up...it was you dude.

Next time stick with a bucket from the Colonel.

georgmicrodong

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11 years ago

Flowers. The dead and mutilated remains of another species' sexual organs is *not* something I would choose to symbolize my relationship with *any* woman.

JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

Lol

shadowcat

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11 years ago

About 12 years ago I came home from work and my daughter told me that FEX EX had delivered a package for me. I opened the package and discovered a beautiful bouquet of long stem flowers. The card was signed by a stripper that I had known for about a month. My daughter asked who they were from and I lied and said it was from my union in respect for the passing of my mother two months earlier.

A week later I felt guilty about lying to my daughter and told her the truth. She said "Dad she must really like you. The flowers did not come from Flowers are us". The dancer went on to become my ATF.

JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

The godfather has spoken

azdd

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11 years ago

Shadowcat, you must have made quite in impression. I've never heard of a dancer making that kind of gesture, especially after such a short time. Congrats on finding your ATF.

In the immortal words of Bill Murray in Stripes...."I wanna party with you cowboy"

JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

I'm bringing my assless chaps cowboy

shadowcat

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11 years ago

Actually I think it was closer to two months. Her photo is available on my photos. Yellow sweater. We lasted for two years before she quit the business and moved away.

JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

She looks like a lot of fun shadow you was one lucky dawg

Clackport

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11 years ago

Flowers for strippers?? Is she your girlfriend or wife or something? Nah man just fuck her and move on to the next one. Talk about ultimate PLism.

BTW, not talking about you Lone, I'm talking about the guy you're talking about.

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Luckey dawg...your tha master shadow

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

If anybody needs any flowers, I'll be selling roses by the 10 fwy at the Gary Ave off ramp. Half-off specials to my all TUSCLers.

Estafador

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11 years ago

you should have asked if you could have them and then use it for a women you like LOL

KingxGorilla

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11 years ago

Maybe if the Roses were rolled from dollar bills and shit she would have taken a better liking to 'em

JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

kg I agree

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

I bet you that Algeron would appreciate some flowers.

mikeya02

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11 years ago

^^^*algernon* Good one Slic!

JuiceBox69

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11 years ago

Tuscl sucks today.......and they say I'm a seeker of attention....whatever

Papi_Chulo

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11 years ago

â€œâ€¦ Good thing the love struck PL loser wasn't there to see this â€¦â€

I imagine there is a lot we PLs donâ€™t â€œseeâ€/know w.r.t. dancersâ€™ view of us PLs.

I also imagine that if the PL would have given her the flowers in person; she wouldâ€™ve had an ear-to-ear fake smile and given the PL a big fake hug.

mjx01

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11 years ago

mad props to shadow for yellow sweater girl

3LeggedMan

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11 years ago

The subject of this post is not merely a PL, he's a member of that special subset known as RILs. Sending flowers is beyond the normal behavior of garden-variety PLs.

tumblingdice

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11 years ago

Whats a RIL,coonskin cap?

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

If it ain't a High School dance, Wedding or Funeral, keep the flowers in the garden.

3LeggedMan

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11 years ago

RIL is a Regular In Love.