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10 years ago
It would never happen to me but I can see how a guy would freak out. But murder? C'mon. Talk about extreme. For all practical purposes that guy's life is now over as well. Tsk tsk.
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10 years ago
@Eagle1191 - SW used to be OK, but the dancers that post there are the most bitter, resentful bunch of twats that I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. There is just so much hate that they openly display for customers (women customers especially) that it became impossible to stay. It's just too toxic. And the white knights there didn't help any. Every once in a while one of them will wander over here to spew her garbage, and once she's kicked to the curb here, probably runs back to SW to report her findings. The place has become a sad joke , dominated by cam girls more than dancers now. There are probably more members here that have been banned from there, than there are active members left.
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10 years ago
@ilbbaicnl- Getting out of it now wouldn't be too hard...I could just tell her that I only have time for our playdate, and no more. I'm sure that she'd be ok with that. And no effin' way would I ever post anything over on SW. That place is dead to me. I don't give a shit what any of those delusional cunts over there think about anything.
@Bullwinkle - well, she is from out of town, only here for a couple of days with no intention of staying here, so there is no fear of her trying to front by having me get her into a club. I'm definitely going with the 'freak' thing ;)
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10 years ago
Thanks for the thoughts, guys. It's something to ponder. Not sure if I'll do it, but if I do you guys will be the first to know about it (an article would be perfect, Club_Goer).
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10 years ago
Yelp is great for reviews on restaurants & bars....but not stripclubs.
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10 years ago
@Dolfan - The thing that makes this even a bit different than bringing a dancer that you know to a club is that I will be meeting her for the first time probably at the club, or on the drive over to it. Even though our emails have been great, it could wind up being really awkward.
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10 years ago
What's next? Amish thugs? Sikh thugs? Oh dear God - -Buddhist Monk thugs?? Oh the humanities!!!!
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10 years ago
I HATE it when a dancer that I have danced with once or twice basically pisses all around my table and makes sure that the other dancers know that I am "hands off". It's bullshit junior high school games. Yet another reason for me to quit going to a club for a few months until she either quits, gets fired, or forgets about me (& my wallet).
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10 years ago
If I leave with a dancer it is usually at the end of her shift, never while she's working. But being female gives me a huge advantage since no one questions it much when I leave with a dancer.....unless they know me at the club and they know what a wolf in sheep's clothing that I really am. Then they wag their finger at me, but they never stop me.
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10 years ago
Ok heres my password...oh wait...you said SC "brothers". Awwwww...sorry! No can do!
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10 years ago
To this day, my favorite stripper line (and boy did it work!) was when an uber-hottie approached me and while running her perfectly manicured fingernail along the buttons on my blouse uttered "you know what would look really great on you? ME."
I was a goner :)
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10 years ago
I guess drowning in cheap cologne is better than B.O., but probably not by very much. Sometimes I can smell the funk from an unusually odoriferous PL from several tables away, and I can't even image any dancer having the stomach to sit near him, much less dance for him. Maybe if she had a cold and her sinuses were all clogged up, she might be able to muscle thru it.
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10 years ago
JS69 - the recent bunch of COI raids have really put a scare into the dancers, and if you aren't familiar to them, chances are that you won't be offered any extras. We all thought that after the last Nov elections the raids would stop, but they haven't - if anything they have increased, and it has everybody on edge. Rumor has it that the city is trying to oust the clubs (as well as the AMP's & smut shops), since they don't contribute to the tax base. So we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
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10 years ago
I've never clubbed in Detroit, so I can't compare it to the COI, where I have clubbed extensively. The extras there are infamous and plentiful.....cheap too. There is no magic formula - if you know the busy price cut VIP days (they vary amongst the clubs) then you know the days that certain clubs are going to be packed with dancers & PL's, and those are the times when hunting is most lucrative. Becoming known to the girls helps tremendously, since there has been (and continues to be) raids occurring there alot recently. If they suspect that you are LE in any way you're hosed. I have never had any problem getting UUHM from any of the clubs there, especially SRCOI. It's amazing to me the level of hotness of the SRCOI dancers that are willing to go the extra mile on the cheap.
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10 years ago
I used to live in that area about 12 years ago. I slept with a loaded Glock under my pillow. I shit you not - it's da hood and you don't venture far at night.
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10 years ago
A healthy glow is nice, but a lack thereof is never a deal breaker for me.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Every time I see any references to SW here, I chuckle at the thought of the cunty-ness of most of the dumb bitches that post there. I'll never go back to that despot of despair & stripper desperation (it almost oozes out of the computer monitor), and it's amusing to think of them desperately clinging to their claims of chasteness & huge money making..... now THAT'S comedy!
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10 years ago
Women can get wet from physical stimulation and not be the least bit horny.
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10 years ago
They love the fact that I will sit and listen to them vent about all kinds of shit - especially about their latest baby daddy drama and how the rest of the dancers in the club are ratchet and always stealing her stuff.
But I think that it's my raging big ole camel toe that seals the deal.
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10 years ago
Yeah, Clubber.....typically you sign up for free and have access to escort profiles and limited reviews. If you pay, or contribute reviews, you can see more intimate review details. Most providers use references from other providers to screen, rather than employment verification. And that's probably the most asked question on all of those sites - how do I get my first reference w/o having to provide alot of personal info? In my case a dancer-turned-escort saw my posts and vouched for me. So you never know - there's always a way in :)
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Was there an Addams Family movie out a long time ago with Christina Ricci as Wednesday? That's the only version that I know.
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10 years ago
Clubber - you know that I share your affinity for Asian ladies, and although I have been to a few AMP's before, my experience with them was 'meh" - it was good for what it was (impulsive visit with an unknown masseuse), but it left me wanting a more intimate session with an Asian hottie that I at least had an idea what she looked like before I committed my $$$. I'd recommend TER, P411, Eros or any of the other numerous services that will get you a reviewed (with pics) Asian masseuse at her private incall, often for a price comparable to that of an AMP.
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10 years ago
Thank you, Santa!
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10 years ago
Great to hear, Diva. Savor it, because you never know if or when it might happen again :)
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10 years ago
Seeing the word "reliability" and "stripper" in the same sentence always makes me lol.