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8 years ago
Does a stripper know whenLike rockstar666 I have never had a dancer stop rubbing (or licking) if she thought that I was gonna cum. In fact they usually made it a point to finish me off and seem quite pleased with themselves afterwards. But I don't make much of a mess so that's one thing that they don't have to worry about.
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8 years ago
Wedding RingIt's common for married men and women.
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8 years ago
A wife (me) wants to know how to seduce a female stripper and get extras.It would help if you posted what area you are in so that people who club there can give you some advice.
Every area is different and every club is different in what is allowed. Women customers often get away with way more than guys do (I ought to know).
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8 years ago
Be gentle with the titsYes some guys treat boobs like grip strengtheners. Every boob is different, and some are more sensitive than others. Keep in mind that a woman's boobs can also get more sensitive a few days before her period too. I make it a habit to ask the dancer if her nips are sensitive before I latch on.
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8 years ago
Couples clubs in northeastHi Wifey84
I'm a solo woman customer, and I have never really had any issues calling clubs so I have no idea what's going on there. Maybe out here in the wild west they are more used to women and couples? Either way good luck to you...I'm sure you'll find the perfect place for you and hubby.
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8 years ago
Ay Yo DJ!!I never thought that I would miss annoying DJ's until I heard the RoboDJ at DVCOI. What an annoying piece of shit. Way worse than a human.
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8 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Blonds vs BrunettesI'll do my part, sir!
One question - do you count only real blondes, or bottle blonds too?
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8 years ago
How to proceed when a Stripper gives you her number (and it's real) ?You proceed by assuming that she gave you her number so that you'll come back to the club to see her and spend money on her again.
By assuming that you won't be setting yourself up for disappointment thinking that she wants OTC action, which she probably doesn't.
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8 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
It's Friday - you SCing today?@larryfisherman - Yup. Couldn't believe my eyes when I peeked at the whiteboard behind the DJ booth when I entered. I've never seen that many names before. They ran out of room on the whiteboard to list them all! And it was upscale pussy as far as the eye could see. A bunch of new girls along with the vets. The girls were all huddled around the bar waiting for unsuspecting prey to take a seat so that they could pounce. I stayed there for 3 hours and never even got to see them all. Damn!!!!! I assume that it was a very rare event, like a complete solar eclipse.
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8 years ago
Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
outing yourself.@justme62 - I've also run into issues with some dancers at DVCOI due to my reviews on bonedin. Some have asked me not to review them (I won't if they ask me not to) and some won't dance for me because they don't want to risk a possible bad review. This seems to be the only club that has this issue. I don't go there often but the last time I was there it was pretty good. Maybe the new girls haven't heard about bonedin yet.
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8 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
It's Friday - you SCing today?I did club today, which is rare for me to do on a Friday. Hit a COI club (meh) and wound up at Bare Elegance. They had 30 girls at 2pm. Unbelievable. No explanation for that one....and its not even the end of the month!
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8 years ago
Are any of you guys getting tired of the clubbing atmospherics ?"All it takes is one really good night to justify all those mediocre nights from months before."
Ain't that the truth!
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8 years ago
Lap dance pricesNude dance prices here run the gamut from a "4 for$40" special at Bliss (COI) all the way up to $51 each at Bare Elegance after 7pm. And of course everything in between.
Gotta love LA!
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8 years ago
Gwyneth Paltrow.Meh.
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8 years ago
First good lap danceGood attitude, DrakeReinz.
So many hopefuls go in balls-to-the-wall with no foot in reality and get stomped on both financially and emotionally.
Good luck to you. Hope everything works out.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Club Visits vs. Reviews You Post On TUSCLHas anyone ever seen a review actually pulled due to a flagging?
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Cosmopolitans new CoverGirl is a MaleDamn. The only reason I would ever even glance at that rag mag was because of the hotties on the cover.
"I was always confused why a magazine for women always had hot girls on the cover"
They were shooting for the lesbian market :)
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8 years ago
First good lap danceYou are gonna believe what you want to believe. The harsh reality is that strippers are there to separate us from our money. Period. Yes sometimes they hook up with customers OTC but you'd better believe it's gonna cost you. And even rarer are the ones looking for a fuck buddy or boyfriend. Call it what it is. It never hurts to pursue something with a dancer but don't give newbies false hope about the outcome. The kindest thing that we can tell newbs who start thinking that "she's really into me" is a cold hard slap in the face to help them see the reality before they empty out their piggy account and have their heart broken.
Assume the worst and hope for the best.
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8 years ago
Making the first moveUnless she plants one right on you it's a roll of the dice. But you can't win if you don't play.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Club Visits vs. Reviews You Post On TUSCLAbout 5%. I'll usually only post a new review if it is for a new club or if something really exciting and different happened. If I posted a review for every visit it would clog up the review section something awful.
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8 years ago
First good lap dance"Don't listen to her. She does not speak for heterosexual women."
I don't pretend to speak for straight women. But I do know a HELLUVA lot more about women in general and strippers in particular than you do, and that's a fact. And for you to post here with your incoherent gibberish about experiences that you've never had and give really REALLY bad and wrong advice to a rookie is very irresponsible. You are not doing anyone a favor here with your long winded diatribes about circumstances that you have created in your mind.
Do us a favor and just stop.
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8 years ago
AMP?If it hires both Asian and Latinas, you've got yourself a LAMP.
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8 years ago
First good lap danceThe true reality is that 99% of the time she's doing whatever she feels she needs to do (physically) to get more money out of you. The only thing that she's into is your wallet. It really is that simple.
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8 years ago
san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
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