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14 years ago
Personally, I prefer reviews that focus on factual stats (parking, dance prices, neighborhood, etc.)than mileage claims or lap dance quality. Like others have noted, those activities are very subjective and can vary wildly.
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14 years ago
I'd do Lohan.
Wouldn't touch Hilton with a 10 foot pole.
Have no idea who #1 or #5 are.
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14 years ago
gmd-
Actually, yes - it made a BIG difference to me. Although she wasn't showing yet, just knowing that she was preggers was a real turn off for me. I know that many folks wouldn't mind, and some are even turned on by it.....but not me. Eww. Definitely not my thing.
I agree about the mgmt thing, samsung. At least the few pregos that I have run into have worked at non-alcohol clubs, and they all quit before they got too far along. But it does make ya wonder.
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14 years ago
Noticed a nicotine patch on a dancer while she was dancing for me. I commended her for trying to quit smoking. She told me that since she was pregnant, she should at least try. I couldn't end that dance fast enough.
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14 years ago
I'm also married (no kids thank god) and do what I do in the clubs because it's who I am. I apologize to no one, and I try to be discreet in terms of not bringing any of it home to the SO. It's a sort of "don't ask don't tell" in my house and so far it's working out just fine. So far.
lol and rick...about that "just being a man".....sorry, but I'm not willing to give up my girlie parts for that.
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14 years ago
gmd-
It's funny...every time I enter a club I hope to have that kind of connection with a dancer that send will me over the edge both physically & emotionally with her. And every time I leave the club I thank god that I didn't.
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14 years ago
average once a week.
A drought? What's that? ;)
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14 years ago
Personally, the thought of SC's being "wrong" and "dirty" holds no appeal for me. I couldn't care less what anyone else thinks of them, nor do I care who sees me enter one (except my "wife", of course!). I suppose the "naughty" aspect could be a turn on for some, but not for me. The excitement for me begins once I enter that room and encounter that ever-so-distinctive "stripclub smell" - home at last!!
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14 years ago
ilbbaicnl -
Squeezing a girl during her period won't bring on a deluge of the red sea. We're women, not ketchup bottles.
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14 years ago
Clubber,
Unfortunately the stain was in a spot that I could not claim that I had had an "accident" myself. So I did what any knuckleheaded PL would do....I stripped off my pants after I pulled into the garage, threw them in the trunk, and walked into my house in my underwear. It was my lucky day, coz the SO was on the far side of the house on the phone. I slipped into our bedroom and threw on a pair of jeans. Phew! Dodged a huge bullet!
I later secretly laundered the stained slacks while the SO was still @ work.
Damn, this sneaking around is hard work!
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14 years ago
Clubber,
How old and how furry? ;)
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14 years ago
Post pic of wife.
No scotch tape or staple holes, please.
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14 years ago
I don't mind a dancer OTR - I can certainly relate to it. Many women get highly aroused during that TOTM, and who are we to deny them pleasure? ;)
I did have an unfortunate occurence happen once in a club. The dancer didn't realize that her period had started, and she leaked a bit onto my pants. No biggie for me - I went into the ladies room and cleaned up as best I could. The dancer completely freaked out and was apologizing to me for what seemed like hours. I told her to just relax & forget about it. Hey - shit happens.
Pregnant, however is a HUGE turn off for me. Ewwww.
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14 years ago
Yeah - hiding in the bathroom is obviously not an option for me.
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14 years ago
Be careful PAS. We gay gals don't just wantonly change our stripes that easily. And the fact that your missus is part of the deal.....me smells something mighty fishy (and it ain't the pussy!)
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14 years ago
gatorfan has a good point - I wonder how gentle of a rejection some of these dancers would offer to any of us PL's hitting on them in a regular bar? I'll try to remember that the next time a dancer gets a bit too in-my-face.
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14 years ago
georgmicrodong-
I dunno. I guess I'm too nice (and patient) sometimes. I honestly don't know what to say to get rid of her without hurting her feelings.
Lately I've been waiting for her to be called on stage so that she'll leave and I can go grab a dancer that I have had my eye on. Pathetic, huh?
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14 years ago
lol gator...I'm pretty sure using that line will not end well for all parties concerned!
A problem I'm having at one of my fave clubs is a dancer that has decided that she will be my bestest new friend at the club. She will sit with me for hours, yapping about whatever little things have popped into her brain. Talk about pussy-blocking me! She's attractive enough...just not my type. She never even asks me for dances. She just wants to talk nonstop. She would be great for a customer looking to not spend any money, and who just wants a girl to sit and yap with them for hours on end.
I hope I won't have to eventually use gator's line to get rid of her.
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14 years ago
I really don't care about a dancers biological age. As long as she has everything I'm looking for, I'll spend $$$ on her.
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14 years ago
I luv 'em! The last time a gang of those guys rolled into my fave divey bar, they kept sending dancers over to me to give me dances - on their dime! That particular bunch were just big ole' teddy bears.
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14 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I would prefer more OTC, but with a job that I'm on call for constantly, not to mention a "wife" @ home, I just don't have the time or opportunity to set stuff up in advance. My SC visits nowadays are as time permits, with virtually no advance planning.
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14 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I'm curious - it seems like there is always one nude club in a city or town that is allowed to serve alcohol, yet none of the neighboring clubs can. How are these clubs special? Were they "grandfathered" in along with the topless joints somewhere down the line? I ran into this on a recent Vegas trip, where the Palomino Club is the only nude club there that serves alcohol.
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14 years ago
phoebe-
you don't need a membership to post in the discussion area....you only need a membership (or have written a review) to access the club review section.
Now you have to keep on posting! We gotcha now! ;)
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14 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I rarely drink in SC's, and prefer nude clubs (no alcohol). I've seen my share of humorous drunken escapades from others, but I've also seen very ugly things too. I'll stick to my water/coffee/diet coke.
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14 years ago
^^ god forbid.