Drunk in a Strip Club
rickdugan
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Along with that, however, comes times when I have had a few too many. I usually know when to leave, but will readily admit that on a couple of instances I spent a lot more than I would have sober, and chased girls that in the cold light of day were feeding me blatantly obvious SS.
Anyone else with good drunk stories to share?
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He took his pants off. Dude had the smallest dick in the world. The ENTIRE club laughed at him. Luckily, he was too drunk to understand what was going on.
I am a (proud?) member of the "Two Beer Queer" club. After 2 drinks I always tell the waitress that if I have another one they will have to carry me out of the club. (Oddly enough, several have responded that they wouldn't mind doing so).
I am far from an everyday drinker, but I won't go to a SC where I can't get alcohol. It has just become such an ingrained part of the experience for me that I would miss that part of it too much. Booze, tits, more booze, more tits, all equal a great night to me.
In a lot of cities that rules out the nude clubs, which sucks, but I love nothing more than a nude BYOB club - three chears for Dallas, which is full of these places. I always bring a BIG bottle of Crowne to ensure that I can also get my stripper target good and drunk :)
Agreed, it makes both parties look better to each other.
It loosens me up, and I'm more fun that way. I also like it when the stripper will drink with me... and preferably something potent and at a high rate of consumption. Strippers are WAY more fun when they are buzzed or getting drunk... like giving me a spontaneous, unrequested, and free of charge BBJ during a lap dance. IT's great, just so long as they don't get too drunk, then they're just lame.
Saw a couple of guys once (they were obviously friends) who got really wasted. They were getting more and more annoying and starting to piss me off to where I was wondering where the hell the bouncers were. Then they got up to leave. Couldn't walk worth shit. First guy got up, took one step and fell down face-first right in his friend's lap (as though he was giving him a BJ). Funny-looking (in a stupid way) anywhere, but with a naked woman two feet away, it was priceless.
I sure hope that all you guys that drink while strip clubbing aren't driving drunk or even buzzed.
I was visibly intoxicated by 8:30. A stripper I'm friends with came over and demanded my car key, as I was too drunk to drive(not that I would have). Floor guy cut me off @9. I drank Red Bull or Diet Coke for the remainder of the night. By closing time, I was sober.
(613): ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
http://www.alcoholmonitoring.com/