Dancer on the rag.
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
This is a real turn off for me. All she has to do is tell me that and Mr. Happy does a nose dive. All of my favorites let me pet the kitty. So I know that when my hand gets stopped, it is that time of the month. I wish that they would just take a few days off until it is over. This appears to be mostly in topless clubs. Kind of hard to hide it in a totally nude club.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
A good dancer can make and save enough to manage taking a few days off. If they want to blow their hundreds each night on stupid stuff, that's too bad.
I did have an unfortunate occurence happen once in a club. The dancer didn't realize that her period had started, and she leaked a bit onto my pants. No biggie for me - I went into the ladies room and cleaned up as best I could. The dancer completely freaked out and was apologizing to me for what seemed like hours. I told her to just relax & forget about it. Hey - shit happens.
Pregnant, however is a HUGE turn off for me. Ewwww.
How did you explain that to your SO?
Unfortunately the stain was in a spot that I could not claim that I had had an "accident" myself. So I did what any knuckleheaded PL would do....I stripped off my pants after I pulled into the garage, threw them in the trunk, and walked into my house in my underwear. It was my lucky day, coz the SO was on the far side of the house on the phone. I slipped into our bedroom and threw on a pair of jeans. Phew! Dodged a huge bullet!
I later secretly laundered the stained slacks while the SO was still @ work.
Damn, this sneaking around is hard work!
I couldn't do laundry if I had to. Years of being spoiled, but I've had a built in excuse for years for the smells, glitter, or makeup that might follow me home.
Squeezing a girl during her period won't bring on a deluge of the red sea. We're women, not ketchup bottles.
Mustard jar, perhaps? I've always heard, "Just because you can't cut the mustard, doesn't mean you can't lick the jar!"
I will assume you are an expert with the "jar".