Comments by lopaw (page 16)

You kiddin? Hers or mine doesn't really matter - DATY all the way, lol.

Yes they talk about customers all the time. Most of it's bad. Trust me you don't wanna know the shit they say.

Who?

All I gotta say is "don't let the door slam your asses on the way out".

DFK. I dislike FIV (for myself) so I don't do it for dancers unless they specifically request it.

A.

I love it when a hot little latina calls me "mami", but hearing that from any other type of dancer would completely creep me the fuck out.

Founder! Holla!!!!!

Leave the money home and write them all IOU's on cocktail napkins.

As much as I loves me some stripper perfume, the stuff that embeds itself in my clothes and hair and lingers for hours can be problematic for my marriage. I used to keep a de-stripclubbing kit in my car (gum, change of shirt, wet wipes, etc) which helps but it doesn't address the perfume that gets into my long hair and lingers. My only hope then is to stop at the gym on the way home and shower.

Not only is it NOT wrong but it highly encouraged. But keep in mind how flaky and unreliable most strippers can be.

I suspect that some of the people on my trust list are in prison so I'm torn as to whether to bounce them or not. They might be rehabilitated when they get out. Or maybe not. Such decisions. (I propped you flagooner. I don't want to see your self-esteem take a shit. Besides - you're cool beans with me.)

Mucho biggo.

I keep a list on my phone of the names of dancers that are either awesome and I want to see again, or those who I wouldn't spit on if they were on fire.

Big improvement. Thanks founder.

There is no good answer to this question. As soon as a stripper sees her money going somewhere else, she's gonna be trouble, either directly or indirectly. Don't kid yourself that they are jealous over losing you....they are jealous over losing access to your wallet. This is just one of a hundred reasons that I don't do the fave thing anymore. The only thing you can really do if you don;t want a confrontation is to go to her club when she's not there. Or try a different club for a while.

Totally forgiven, flagooner :)

Strippers will tell you whatever they think you want to hear to separate you from your money as quickly as possible. It's the newbies who actually believe them that eventually fall the hardest and wind up broke.

Plan B or Fantasy Island. They are topless so you can get your booze on. They are also not too far from Venice. And lastly they are a more suitable type place for a "regular hangout" (and alot cheaper) than a nude club.

I love your non discriminatory policy :) I can't speak for all lesbian stripclub mongers, but personally I love everything short of the Chia Pet look. Same with the lips - although I have a "baby" one (that's so cute!) I have no preference on the pussy that my dancers are sporting. It's all good. As you can tell I'm a very easy to please customer, lol.

@Clubber, I'd love to write a book detailing all of my mongering. I guarantee it would be a one of a kind. I would definitely need both yours and gmd's help on the DR chapter :)

The OC cafes aren't what they used to be. There is a popular cafe next door to an AMP that I visit often in Westminster. I've poked my head in a few times and once went inside to see if it was like I remembered back around 2010. Nope. The girls are tired and aren't allowed to get away with the stuff they used to do out in the main area. They expect huge tips or else they don't stick around and move on to another table. They are tired and it shows. Just not worth it when you can get the same eye candy (and much more) at a stripclub.