Do you document your strip club visits?

I don't visit too often so documentation isn't really necessary. All my visits are pretty much documented by memory. All the really good visits are definitely locked in. I can remember specific visits from even half a decade ago that were so good that I STILL use it as jerkoff material.

I would guess that's what writing a review here is for, but other than that, no. I can remember most of what happened in case I need it for future reference.

I docume t the lot lizards. When I'm too broke to hire one I troll them on my cb radio

The only thing I would write down would be the Reviews put on TUSCL. And I don't do those to keep track, but rather to relive the moments.

I only document my visits by my reviews. Those reviews don’t include names, so they aren’t as specific as proper documentation.

I have a written strip club log going back to 1994 documenting every SC visit, including date, club, names of girls I did dances or VIPs with and how many, and which one got me off and how. I have *not* tracked money spent -- I'd rather not remember that!

Keeping written documentation of all of your sexual conquests can be dangerous.:)

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I have a simple Excel chart, but no calculations typed out in it. I list each club vertically and then a row of dancers under each club as I meet and get extras from them. Next to each dancer name, I put a #/# rating for their looks and body. Then under that row of dancer names is a column of each date I went to the club. Line up the date with the dancer names and I input a (#) to log how many dances I got followed by common acronyms of the specific activities we did together. I have not added up the total dance count number yet, but could ban park that last year, I spent around $9,000 over 3 extra clubs and (1) normal club.

^^ ban = ball

This thread perfectly illustrates the Pathetic in Pathetic Loser. ROFLMAO

Outside of the reviews I have written, I have not documented any of my strip club visits. I do recall some memorable experiences from many years ago, but I can't go as far as to say the exact date and exact time I was at that club. When it comes to visits that happened more than a year ago, I do not recall the exact amount of money I spent on a particular visit. Some information, like how much you spent on each visit, is better left undocumented because it could potentially ruin your enjoyment of this hobby.

Fuck no. That is a bit too much like work for something that is supposed to be entertainment. Besides, if it is so long between visits that you can't remember what you did with who then there is a good chance that the dancer won't be there anyway - this is a transient business.

LOL, 25! No. I just write reviews to get free VIP so I can get info for my next visit.

I agree with 25.

I don't log anything whether it's strip club related or anything else like my normal everyday expenses - I just use "the feel it method"

Only for tax purposes. All those donations to needy single moms are tax deductible, right?

In the days before the popularity of cell phones & posted online schedules, I used to log which girls were there on a particular day, so I could start to discern patterns, e.g., "If I want to see Amber, I should go on Monday or Thursday, she's usually there". I kept these meticulously, and even swapped this sort of schedule info with other PLs through the forums. Have had no need of that for a veeerrrrry long time

So nobody wears a GoPro in VIP? What kinda PLs are we?

If I can't remember SC visits, then I don't need to keep track of them. If I can, then I already have.

i need to document my experiences much better. seems my old fart brain has difficulty recalling some of my visits.

I would write down the dancers name on my phone and whether I liked her, disliked her, or was neutral. So when I go back I often recognize the dancer but don't remember whether I liked her or not, I can just look it up on my phone.

No.

I'm still waiting for lap dances, drinks, tips, and cover charges to be tax deductible. Will strongly consider voting for anyone who fixes that.
Also need to eliminate the 10% early withdrawal penalty for IRA's and increase deductions for charity after the latest mess up.
Then I will track everything. I can set something up on my phone to track everything.
Until then I don't bother. If democrats did include such deductions, then they could add up all the deductions and locations and check to see how much dancers and strip clubs reported. I'm not sure how all this could be verified though. We might need a USCoin to handle all transactions since no one likes to save paper receipts. We just need the correct code instead of listing a strip club or dancers name on anything an so might see.

dang. all the dependents i could claim. and all the ‘entertainment’ expenses...

I keep a list on my phone of the names of dancers that are either awesome and I want to see again, or those who I wouldn't spit on if they were on fire.

I have a complete record of clubs, who, something about them and my "intimacy rating" on a 0-5 scale with 5 being rare (as you see in my Phoenix reviews). Records go back to 90's. I have a very poor memory so have a tiny pocket pad in my shirt pocket.

Once after doing reviews of like 15 dancers from 3 clubs, I forget either in Mississauga or the older days in Niagara Falls (Canada) someone asked me how in the world I keep track. My secret was exposed (pun). At some clubs where I prefer to stand (holding up a wall column at some Niagara clubs), it is hard not to be noticed when writing notes so I would often visit the restroom to write notes and not be seen. Once a dancer asked what I was writing about which made me switch to more men's room visits. I also like to wash hands for health reasons after/between some dancers.

No legal issues in Canada, but when in Phoenix don't want the dancer to see me and think I might be undercover cop writing notes since they hang out in clubs looking for illegal contact.

I am an analytical type- probably my CPA firm background showing - use to be a senior tax guy at a then "Big 8" (old Touche Ross long before Deloitte merger.

Can't edit? Then when get home would try and read my fast notes and while memory fresh write more extensive notes. Often do one for posting on boards like this without as much personal info and then also keep for self-more personal notes from the discussion I had with them.

@davephx

Why not just use the notepad on the cell ph which looks like you may be texting and thus less conspicuous and you don't need to carry a pad and pen

^ unless you have a very old style cell ph which does not have a full keyboard and thus very hard to type on

Document visits? Yes, for the last couple years, including spending, in Microsoft Word. The intention was to turn those Word files into Tuscl reviews. But I hadn't because I was trying to write then in a way that wasn't either a club ad or un-useful to the mongers here.