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3 years ago
Any Clubs in Austin, TX ID Scanning?They are also scanning at Tiffany's. And Tiffany's is also trash so it's not a big deal for travelers to skip it.
I was going to post that some other time because I forgot to add it in with All Stars. Best thing a dude can do right now in SATX (if he cares about his info getting swiped) is keep a hold of his id until he knows what's up.
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
SJG's frenzy-posting to nicespice's threadsI avoided that entire thread (though read most of spice's) because it had "neurodivergent" in the title. My monger brain didn't want the heavy lifting to sort out what it was all about...
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
SJG's frenzy-posting to nicespice's threadsLet's just pretend the first two replies never happened. They're hers. https://youtu.be/aQNkeugaAMc?t=24
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3 years ago
Any Clubs in Austin, TX ID Scanning?Yellow Rose, P10 Highland, and Palazio in Austin no id scan.
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3 years ago
Strip Club Songs (Living in Your Head Rent Free)Link by Jim Yosef. I suppose it's a stretch because it's a fashion show tune, but I heard it on TUSCL while watching hot chicks strut around in skimpy outfits so close enough. Thanks SanchoRG.
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3 years ago
Any Clubs in Austin, TX ID Scanning?All Stars in San Antonio is id scanning now. That club is trash so it's slightly hilarious they'd go through the trouble.
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3 years ago
Pop Quiz: Got Your Lineup Ready?I think there's one, maybe two, I'd try to see. That's it. Overdid it last year.
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3 years ago
East St.Louis, I'm Cumming for you! Did the OP just change his username?
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3 years ago
East St.Louis, I'm Cumming for you! So this guy has three posts. One of them claims to have been in a club long enough to get scammed, so all my jokes about traveling to the US just to get robbed the first time in a club are ruined.
Have fun, but maybe don't post all your plans about showing up in a club with a bunch of cash on the Internet.
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3 years ago
If you could pick only one of these girls at the clubSomething went wrong with the links on that last post.
First choice - 6:06/15:15/18:38
https://youtu.be/ZIwBcsmjyrQ?t=366
Second - 8:08/17:21
https://youtu.be/ZIwBcsmjyrQ?t=488
Third - 18:15
https://youtu.be/ZIwBcsmjyrQ?t=1100
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3 years ago
If you could pick only one of these girls at the clubI made the sacrifice of looking at the entire video. Hint: All the models take one last walk at the end. If I could choose only one:
6:06(https://youtu.be/ZIwBcsmjyrQ?t=366)/15:15/18:38
Then:
2nd - 8:08(https://youtu.be/ZIwBcsmjyrQ?t=486)/17:21
3rd - 18:15(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwBcsmjyrQ&t=1100s)
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3 years ago
Best Strip Club CarsAnother article said the club was Le Rendez-Vous where the ultralight landed. Anyone ever been there? Must've been right off a highway.
Anyhow, whoever that dude was has won this contest. Until someone lands a jet...a helicopter would be a tie.
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3 years ago
Hank MoodyI'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
What is the byob system here?Clubs aren't that great at punctuality. But some would say the same about yours truly. You probably didn't miss much that early on a Tuesday, but sucks that a club can't even attempt to be open when it's supposed to be (with girls).
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3 years ago
Lead Pilot, Co-Pilot, or the Wingman?There's something a guy said on a different thread about clubbing with strippers that reminded me of something. Last year I did that a lot with different strippers, but didn't think about how that fit to into my question until now.
I'll start with one who I'd considered dating but was way too crazy for that. Even I have my limits, and it's somewhere around having to fight with dudes half my age because they're mad the chick I'm with (who's drunk and falling out of her clothes with no panties) won't leave with them. I was definitely pulling wingman and chaperone duty on those club visits, and they were fun but I'm pretty much done with that.
Great photos and videos for the memories, but no mas. Also got great lap dances from her and her friends just for being there. Sometimes more. But oh the drama. She wrote me the other day and I could tell she wanted to hang out, but I was "too busy" lol.
Did I learn a lesson? I dunno. A dancer yesterday gave me her number and said she had single friends who just need dick every once in a while. No strings. I've seen her friends on IG and told her I might be able to help with that...
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3 years ago
PL Here...Got a number from a dancer but now whatWe'll tune in for next week's episode. Have fun.
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3 years ago
Best Strip Club CarsThis reminds me of a that guy who answers every challenge with a retelling of how he scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High. Kudos for having Jenna Jameson in your lap that one time in the 90's, but I thought this was about cars.
To me the best car to drive up in is one that won't be noticed.
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3 years ago
A technical tip for writing a reviewThis is why I've started checking to see if someone else got something written while I was typing before I post. Imagine what bkkruined said, just at maybe a 6 or 7 instead of level 11 lol.
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3 years ago
Best Strip Club CarsWorn down shoes after parking somewhere else to avoid the valet.
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3 years ago
Hank MoodyI'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
What is the byob system here?Red Solo Cup. It costs something but I forgot how much.
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3 years ago
PL Here...Got a number from a dancer but now whatBe sure to post something when she actually writes you back, but at least you have proof of life.
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3 years ago
The fundamental skibum609 question, or “Patrol Boy revisited”I'm finding it very funny that a dusty old thread from 2 years ago can provoke a debate on the board as if it was written yesterday.
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3 years ago
The fundamental skibum609 question, or “Patrol Boy revisited”Whatever happened to 4got2wipe?
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3 years ago
Vaccines nearly useless in preventing transmission of Covid?"Have you noticed a few more of them in Florida since their President was assassinated?"
Let's just say for the sake of argument there are more Haitians trying to get to the US. Their president just got murdered in his own home under some pretty nutty circumstances. We're talking Suicide Squaddy plotlines being thrown around. If I lived there and had the means to leave, then I might be trying to get the fuck outta dodge myself.
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3 years ago
Olivia? Well played. Lol
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3 years ago
Olivia? I was wondering how many TUSCL aliases From978 is on now lol. New accounts show up all the time talking smack on the boards like they've been around for years.