Comments by wallanon (page 56)

  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    TUSCL Feature Requests
    I looked up this thread so I could add a suggestion I'd already written lol. "Add tags to discussion forum posts and photos to make them easier to search and categorize." Having the threads be a little more searchable would be a nice feature. If you could limit a search by time that would also help (past year, 2020, etc).
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Tiburon
    Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
    Save 50% of income for strip club madness?
    This is like the spiritual twin of the lapdanceking82 thread where he gave away his premium Strip Clubbing MBA Crash Course for free. If you can cover all your expenses and want to blow the rest on strippers, why not? Maybe you'll want to save a little for the future, but you could get hit by a truck tomorrow. Carpe diem a bunch o' hotties right now.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Estafador
    BIG APPLE
    Best pants / fabric for comfort for both the customer and the stripper
    There should be a way to tag the old threads to make them more searchable. If I can find the suggestion thread I'll put that there lol.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Dallas 2AMer
    I almost dropped by this club yesterday because it was on the way to another place I was going. Wouldn't have still been there that late, but it's been years since I've been in a club the same day somebody was killed there. Wouldn't mind keeping that streak going.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    TUSCL's Ironman
    "And I said it before, not all reviews are equal, if I was on the Papi standard I wouldn't even have 10 reviews yet." You need to put things in perspective. When you've seen hundreds of clubs, you don't fill up pages about a mediocre club. You can tell it's mediocre and maybe there's something that stands out. Other than that, if you've got time to write a detailed review that's great. If not, the value you bring is a set of eyes that's seen hundreds of other places and thousands of other dancers. If you share what you think is relevant to decide to visit (or not) then you've helped people out.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    EV: will you purchase one? Pros and Cons…
    I'm keeping an eye on the market, but what I'm looking for isn't there yet.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Seats by the stage
    "So when a club's operations are set up to pressure guys into ample charity tipping...it reduces the pool of cash available for the stronger talent." Those of us with experience in the clubs that do the tip walk everywhere like a stripper crusade will get that point of view. Not everyone has that experience, so I'm not going to ask people to fully appreciate a situation they haven't seen. But an extra $20 to $40 dollars an hour (if you do something simple like $1 a song) is what that translates to if there's a DJ involved. For one dancer at a time on one stage. If it's a jukebox and dancers can pick their own music the songs will run longer and lower the burn. Getting back on topic, this thread started out as a gripe session for a very specific situation at the tip rail. Then it got into what's the right way to tip because it's a discussion forum so why not? If I'm at the stage I'm there to tip, even if I'm just saying hi or bye, and if a dancer I'm not interested in is going up I'll still drop a dollar or whatever as I walk away. But what another guy chooses to do is between him and the club.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Seats by the stage
    You know it's been a while since we did the whole club rules of the road thing. Anybody want to spin up one of those?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    So I can't get information on my high school reunion because Facebook thinks I h
    Because Facebook thinks you what? Aren't you the guy that got banned from there and said it didn't matter?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    Forgetting I'm Old and Fugly
    "I've got a cute, petite, 30 YO coming to my house once a week. I'm sure my neighbors think she is a daughter or grand daughter. :)" Or they know exactly what she is to you and it's why you're so popular? If they know you're taking care of a young thing like her then imagine what you could do to them lol. And for the record I'm not imagining, just sayin'.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Fuck, Marry, Kill TUSCL Edition.
    Hunnybunnyfuntime was on my list of dancers to meet. Even had a trip to LA on the books. Got scrapped by a worldwide catastrophe (thanks COVID).
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Seats by the stage
    Lol. I couldn't resist. Acknowledging something like bad behavior exists is not the same thing as endorsing it. Air Jordan can take things personally in public. The rest of us should just settle down and enjoy the hobby.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Seats by the stage
    "If you're not a shitstain, you don't act like a shitstain because a shitstain gave you permission to do it." How many shits could a shitstain shit if it could shit would shit shit?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Fuck, Marry, Kill TUSCL Edition.
    Gonna plead the 5th on this one lol...
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Seats by the stage
    "Clubs cannot sustain themselves with sketchy, asshole customers." LOL. For a lot of clubs that literally is the key demographic keeping the doors open and the lights on. I'm not sure there's much else to say here... That was good. I was just kicking myself for not taking the long way around to the bar so I could catch up with this woman in a skin tight pencil skirt and no panties. This doesn't make that bad decision any better, but at least I got a laugh.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Seats by the stage
    That's not a custie with no clue. That's a somebody letting the uninformed know who he was. If she'd let it go he probably would've shrugged it off as a misunderstanding, but then she ran her mouth. I'm as big a fan of topical conversation as the next guy, but this is one of those cases where "might makes right" if the op read the situation right. Sounds like the dancer tried to flex on someone she didn't recognize, and he had the management give her a lesson in how to stfu. "Cause that's how Youtube works, if you wanna watch for free, you have to see ads." How the world works is some people are connected and everybody else isn't. But it's all relative. Maybe that random guy eats shit everyplace else he goes, but when his manager buddy is on shift in that club on that day he's a somebody. Not saying it's right, but saying it is what it is.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Pizza/Sand-which Parties at Strip Clubs?
    It depends on the place. I've eaten from the buffet at Follies because I was hungry and traffic was a bitch. Millstream Inn in Baltimore used to have a pretty decent spread, including seafood. Maybe it still does but I haven't been there in years. There's plenty of clubs where I've also said no thanks to food that isn't made to order, though. Case by case.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Sick Again.
    Stress?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Russian woman, 24, who had 21 babies via surrogate with a Turkish millionaire
    There is so much in that article that's quotable I'll have to go back later.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Films with too many sequels
    "Indiana Jones" You know they're making another one, right?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    Bad Dancer Choice of the Day
    And if the agreement was $40, then the meth head gets $40 because buyer's remorse is the customer's fault not the provider's. We've all got stories about it, well those of us who aren't poseurs do, but I'm not posting those lowlights online lol.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    Bad Dancer Choice of the Day
    "I never agree to a set number of dances up front, but in your case I probably would have handed her $20 midway through the first song and said thanks." If he agreed to buy $40 in dances without even looking at her there should be a $10 tax lol. Even I'll look at the random dancer I'm wasting money on because I'm bored before I say ok.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    Films with too many sequels
    I only know this because of young people (aka strippers) who talk about the Land Before Time having a bunch of sequels...
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    So Texas feels like seceding (again!)
    "If killing a ball of cells is murder, then drawing blood for a a blood test is murder." I don't think that's how making babies works, but your joke on the other thread about getting kicked down a well in the land of Stripperweb was funny.