Bad Dancer Choice of the Day
Lone_Wolf
Arizona
Scenario - sitting in my favorite club today bored shitless and disappointed by the marginal talent working.
Dancer approaches me from the side asking if I want company. Trying to be smooth, after a quick glance, I say "sure, let's do four" Dances are only $10 on the floor.
The first thing I notice is the wafting meth breath. Second thing is the ill fitting cheap wig. Package is completed with a fake as shit giggly persona.
Dances were mechanical to the point of almost being painful. I started a conversation so she would stop jerking around. After three dances she stopped (thankfully) and said that was four. Relieved, I handed her $40 and couldn't hide a chuckle when she asked for a tip.
Later, a sexy Cuban saved the day of what could have been a disaster SC trip.
Someday I'll learn.
Dancer approaches me from the side asking if I want company. Trying to be smooth, after a quick glance, I say "sure, let's do four" Dances are only $10 on the floor.
The first thing I notice is the wafting meth breath. Second thing is the ill fitting cheap wig. Package is completed with a fake as shit giggly persona.
Dances were mechanical to the point of almost being painful. I started a conversation so she would stop jerking around. After three dances she stopped (thankfully) and said that was four. Relieved, I handed her $40 and couldn't hide a chuckle when she asked for a tip.
Later, a sexy Cuban saved the day of what could have been a disaster SC trip.
Someday I'll learn.
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but hey, meth heads need my philanthropy too.
A lot of the small-dives I used to go to seating was mostly barside with the stage inside the bar - my PL M.O. was usually to turn my barstool sideways and sit with my side to the bar vs facing the bar since sitting facing the bar meant you always got approached from behind.
At least the hot Cuban chick saved the day.
If he agreed to buy $40 in dances without even looking at her there should be a $10 tax lol. Even I'll look at the random dancer I'm wasting money on because I'm bored before I say ok.
The good news is that it was only $40. As far as lessons go, that was a cheap payment. I'll readily admit that many of my own impulse purchase mistakes with strippers were far costlier.
The bad news is that you probably have more work to do in learning to suppress that urge to try to force things. Sometimes it just isn't there to be had. For me at least, leaving without burning a lot of money on fruitless pursuits is the next best thing to actually landing that prize girl.
start with a large one.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10577
She posts her pics every few months.