TUSCL's Ironman

Run Muddy Run !!

You da Man Muddy ! Thats' a lot of titty watching !

I knew a guy that was on a similar SC pace - after so much T&A he actually turned-gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) - I guess too much of a good thing can have unexpected consequences

@Muudy = first-ballot-hall-of-famer

So you’re saying Muddy will likely turn gay. Yep always knew it!

You gotta admit his road trips are impressive and his stories about them with all the details is excellent.

Impressive. And all over the country.

I don't know about this, read between the lines. I have it on good authority, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz, that they're all plagiarised versions of previous reviews from snazzynazz and the sjcreep!

No wonder he was PM'ing everyone wanting to meet up...

Seriously, this last string of reviews from his recent club run was truly impressive....

When I grow up I wanna be just like MUDDY!

Way to go, Muddy!

Free TUSCL membership out to 2048!

Lmao thanks fellas

@Papi no I'm gonna be slowing down here now. 99.9% of my reviews are just first time hits. And alot of that was just exploring my options in my orbit here in the Northeast. Baltimore to Boston we'll say. The truth is I'm pretty much out of local strip clubs to hit for the first time. And yeah this last trip was a unique opportunity for that was really a baseball trip. When I get some time I'll shit out a trip report on it.

@OSU yup you got me all plagiarized bullshit, shit. Hey that's my doctor too

@Rockie if you wanna know it's actually through 2052

And I said it before, not all reviews are equal, if I was on the Papi standard I wouldn't even have 10 reviews yet. But at the end of the day it's been a blast going all around America with this stuff it sort combines two of my favorite things: Women and adventuring around. I'm really just a rip off Anthony Bourdain of strip clubs, that really what it boils down to.

Did you drive your car to all these places? If so, by any chance did you record how many miles you covered?

Yup all in the car. No way could I afford to keep flying to every city and sometimes I sleep in my car to help the wallet a little bit.

And you know what no I didn't keep track. I know it's over 3K probably around 5K if I had to guess.

Damn. 400 reviews if you estimate 5 dancers per review that means he has seen 4,000 boobs over the last 54 months

Great accomplishment. Are you retired?

Git er done

@shadow Na lol far from it. In fact it’s time to get back to work.

Muddy keeps PMing member here to see if he can crash on their couches.

Lol!!!!!!

Need more fellas like Muddy, the straight Muddys, not the gay ones.

Yo shai when we hanging bro. We are gittin beers, we’re bringing OSU and we are all gittin some hookers let do this

And not gay just yet although one question do these Wrangler jeans make my ass look fat?

Favorite hockey team - The Muddy Ducks

Favorite Hair Band - Muddly Crue

Favorite 90’s VHS tape - Girls Gone Muddy

Favorite TV show - How I Met Your Mudder

Favorite 60’s TV show - The Mud Squad

Favorite OLD 60’s TV show - My Mudder the Car

Favorite Hippy-ism - Make Mud not War

Favorite stripper pick up line - Come ride the Muddstache Express

Impressive. Thank you for your service.

Muddy for President…of something. I’m not sure what, but something.

Someone set up a gofundme for Muddys broke ass so he stops whining about how poor he is and how hoes are too expensive.

After this trip I think Muddy is gonna be down to 1-meal every 3-days

I'm seeing if I can get it done on a week. One all out, take no prisonors asian buffet free for all run on a Wednesday I'm thinking.

Nice! Damn, I just have one review to my name, just posted last week

Muddy: Cool on the 2052! I think you need to put out a Muddy's Top 40 club visit compendium (post-covid edition), when you slow your roll!

"And I said it before, not all reviews are equal, if I was on the Papi standard I wouldn't even have 10 reviews yet."

You need to put things in perspective. When you've seen hundreds of clubs, you don't fill up pages about a mediocre club. You can tell it's mediocre and maybe there's something that stands out. Other than that, if you've got time to write a detailed review that's great. If not, the value you bring is a set of eyes that's seen hundreds of other places and thousands of other dancers. If you share what you think is relevant to decide to visit (or not) then you've helped people out.

So whose gonna start the gofundme to help his broke ass afford hookers?

I am catching up on reviews. I have a dam good start! I will beat you to 500 reviews Muddy

Any news on the gofundme to keep Muddy from having meltdowns coz he can't afford hookers

Any news on the gofundme to buy Me and Icee bullets to play Russian roulette to keep us from having meltdowns coz he can't run hookers

'Yo shai when we hanging bro. We are gittin beers, we’re bringing OSU and we are all gittin some hookers let do this'

Hey now, I'm not sure I'd want to associate with a couple degenerates that post on a strip club website, I have an image to keep up.

Now if we were talking someone respectable like iceydougster I'd be more at ease with that plus there's the benefit that he'd fix me up with his hooker hoe bitches no charge cause ima his homie! Lulz