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2 years ago
So Texas feels like seceding (again!)"If killing a ball of cells is murder, then drawing blood for a a blood test is murder."
I don't think that's how making babies works, but your joke on the other thread about getting kicked down a well in the land of Stripperweb was funny.
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2 years ago
Bad Dancer Choice of the DayI know, let's all explain to the guy missing the foot that he shouldn't have let the chainsaw dangle instead of telling him how to stop the bleeding.
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2 years ago
Bad Dancer Choice of the DayDude. That's called give her $40 in the middle of song #1 and take the L.
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2 years ago
Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
what have you spent on strippers?As a nerd friend of mine used to say, about half.
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2 years ago
Banned from SeekingSo long as you're getting a good return I suppose all this is worth it. Sounds like a lot of work.
Still think I'd rather just go to the strip club and pick up a new friend there, but I get that you guys are saying the selection is better online. My current lineup is probably the best one I'm going to find, so I'm gonna ride this one out.
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2 years ago
Fear Factor "There is rick in every part of life."
Now that's funny. Doc already knows my take is gonna be YOLO, but now the rest of you do, too.
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2 years ago
Banned from SeekingI think the catch here is "no proof". Did they give you a timeframe for your supposed violation? Just because you got booted right about now doesn't mean it's for something that was done recently.
As for the question about if you got shafted because some chicks felt slighted? I don't use those sites so someone else will need to offer something on that.
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2 years ago
RaidWhich town?
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2 years ago
Banned from SeekingIt could be like the IRS where there's a backlog.
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2 years ago
The end.The Boyz II Men soundtrack was too much lol
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2 years ago
San Antonio 2 cops and patrol car banged up.What's that? Two cops banged in a patrol car?
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2 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Rising Costs "are you doing anything different now or planning to in regards to this summer?"
Not really, but I'll try not to go broke. I'm not great with money but have enough to pay the bills. And those of a variety of strippers lol. Realistically if I cared about money more than the day-to-day experience I'd have a different hobby.
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2 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Another member for nicespice's inane shit listStarts with a "Bim" and ends with a "bo". Lol
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2 years ago
Inflation"I know its bad if Dancers I rarely text are asking me to visit their apartments now."
That sounds good to me. Maybe.
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2 years ago
Inflation"I'm going to enjoy myself while I can."
Looky there. Proof we can agree on something lol, even if it's only one sentence.
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2 years ago
Inflation"No one would know it from this board, but most people who go to strip clubs aren't looking for extras."
I think there's a difference between not being interested and not knowing how to make it happen. Not actively looking to me is more in line with how dudes are wired than not looking at all.
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2 years ago
PD Mileage TipsIs PD private dance?
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2 years ago
Top 5 Contributors to TUSCLFounder is on any Top 5 list for obvious reasons.
There's a recency bias with the automated top lists, but Muddy has been on a really good club run. And seemingly stays caught up with reviews, which isn't easy. He's also managed to be active on the boards without alienating people, so he's one of the five repping the newer crowd.
nicespice is nicespice and is easily the MVP of the dancer set (although we have several quality dancer contributors). Shadowcat can carry the banner for the "old guard" and was the TUSCLer who normalized the meetups.
And now...for some controversy lol. Lapdanceking82 is the gold standard for true believers. He gives zero fucks about what others think of his crusty pants joy, and puts up some interesting threads in general. We'll just ignore the "what do you think of this porno" series. Yes we've got others who take their particular fetishes to extremes, but at least he's on topic. On topic matters.
So I guess that's it. founder, new school, dancer, old school, and fetish. I'll go with those for overall community contributions the past few years. If we're talking total reviews and coverage of different club regions that's a different list.
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2 years ago
Forgetting I'm Old and Fugly"Anyone else ever succumb to this issue?"
Nah. I try to be lowkey about it but closed mouths don't get fed. But I also run across hot chicks all the time so don't just randomly hit on them. Especially girls in their 20's, they've got to show they're interested because I'm not going to reach that far without a reason. Now I may make it obvious that door is open lol, but they've gotta walk through it. Plus if I'm looking for something simple there's strip clubs for that.
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2 years ago
Different City"@nice Where do you sleep in your car that's safe and you won't get hassled? Do you shower at a truck stop?"
Exhibit A of exactly not the question to ask in front of the world lol.
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2 years ago
Can a reigning ATF be demoted?When I say I'll get around to something later, it might be a year lol. I voted "no" because on my all time list a stripper has to do a lot to get there. So even if she gets fired, she's still the ATF. And if ATF #4 gets back off the bench, she goes right where she was as the top girl. Fired again? Yeah, it's a trend. Still the ATF...until she gets knocked off that perch.
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2 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Should PLs feel like vultures?I think 2Icee dropped the pimp persona when the name changed.
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2 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
How will the media doing this?This is an article about the killing:
https://www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/2022/06/08/ethan-liming-akron-police-new-information-i-promise-school-death/10003116002/
This is an article about the arrest:
https://www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/2022/06/11/ethan-liming-death-akron-i-promise-school-deshawn-stafford-tyler-stafford-donovon-jones/7592804001/
The assaulted group of four youths were two white, two black. The youth who was killed was one of the two who were white. Based on what was being reported the person who was killed didn't have an actual weapon, just a water gun if anything, though he and his friends put themselves in a bad situation. The articles don't say if the people involved in the confrontation knew each other.
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2 years ago
TUSCL: The only place on earth people wished they lived in Detroit And yeah I know it was a joke.
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2 years ago
TUSCL: The only place on earth people wished they lived in Detroit I thought downtown was alright. There are nice areas in and around just about any US city.