Fuck, Marry, Kill TUSCL Edition.

Gonna plead the 5th on this one lol...

PSD already turned me down. spice doesn't do extras. And I'm afraid I would lose a knife fight with blah.

They all just need a good spanking from daddy!

A better thread would have been

Tip Dance VIP

Who would you stop at tipping, stop after a dance or chase VIP.

I never said no 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

FRIEND: I feel in real life if I worked itc with Nicespice and Blahblahblah I would be friendly with both of them.

MARRY: Jascoi, and ilbbaicnl said they spent a ton on dancers in the “how much have you spent on dancers” thread, and Muddy said ‘about a used car per year,’ which is speaking my language, so those are easy choices.

KILL: A guy on here who made me leave the site before. Advertised that you can pm him to get secret personal info on local dancers. That guy can gtfo.

Only participant on this forum I've ever wanted to marry is Hunnybunnyfuntime. Talent, looks, and enthusiasm is irresistible.

Fuck? That’s a no brainer All three are babes.

Marry? It takes two to exchange vows and I doubt any of them would be down for that.

Kill? Nope. That would take away from the fuck part. I’ll hide blah’s knives though, keep the mischievous spice away from them too and take PSD’s car keys. Just in case any of them took interest in the kill part.

Hunnybunnyfuntime was on my list of dancers to meet. Even had a trip to LA on the books. Got scrapped by a worldwide catastrophe (thanks COVID).

Have always had a soft spot for Nice Spice,

Oh, I don't think it would stay soft for long . .

Fall to my knees and beg blah for my life, make the other two sister wives.

No one ever wants me for my body.

With my luck I’d pick blahblahblah to marry me then she’d stab me to death after coming home from the grocery store and putting the peanut butter on the wrong shelf in the pantry.

If I chose PSD to have sex with me she’d probably get too attached and that would hurt her travel schedule 😜💩

I'd fuck BHarlem....

Some of you have no idea how FMK works. It’s supposed to be a dilemma and you don’t get to pick from every girl on here. The ensuing discussion has been good though. And if bharlem is in the mix, well now…

^Or some of us do know how it works and just don’t feel like playing by anyone’s rules, particularly when it requires voting to kill one of three popular gals on here.

don't type anything dg, just don't type it dude. resist. resist.

I can’t kill any of the gals you’ve put into play, they’re all such sweethearts it impossible to choose.

The kill part is too awkward. Saying you'd kill someone is weird. Marry fuck date or something like that is better

Put me down for don't care how it works. If the FMK police come after me, I'll hire blah to shank them good.

—>MARRY: Jascoi, and ilbbaicnl said they spent a ton on dancers in the “how much have you spent on dancers” thread, and Muddy said ‘about a used car per year,’ which is speaking my language, so those are easy choices.

Ooh, if we’re going with that, then I’m voting for aleccorbett tuscl.net

Nicespice, may we both have happy lives with our new husbands. 🥂

Also I have like a REALLY good memory but how can you remember all these specific threads, dang woman 🧠

I have a good memory when casually mentions spending 2k in a club and being indifferent when he’s getting dragged in the replies 😁

Since Jimmy will only let us marry one, I think we need more info. Like who will support us dancing at the club, while we're at home, watching netflix and being company for the clutch puppy.

Oh that's fair we have to spend 2 Gs in ONE night to be husband material. I've been spending that per week recently, but over 3 nights. May have to dial it back at some point though.

"I'd fuck BHarlem"

i'll second that. hottie with curves that doesn't have that fake plasti-smile. can't say you'll enjoy em v, but u got at least a couple dances coming.

I know my answer isn’t how the game is played - but I’d marry Blah.

I wouldn’t survive the wedding night - but it would likely be the best night of my life.

Since I would be dead - the F and K options won’t matter.

Maybe that's why blah's in Oregon (legal assisted suicide).