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2 years ago
Somewhere up near the top there was some of question of where the authority fell for student loan forgiveness. There is an official answer to that question posted online, written by a lawyer.
ur welcome. https://www2.ed.gov/policy/gen/leg/foia/secretarys-legal-authority-for-debt-cancellation.pdf
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2 years ago
Taking your own lube to a strip club? A week from now this guy'll be posting about how some phat ass stripper popped the tube in his pocket and got it everywhere...
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2 years ago
The other day when I was walking into Delilah's in Manville, NJ there was some kind of Christian revival thing going on across the street. They had a big fucking tent and everything, blasting this Land is Your Land on the PA for a singalong.
I didn't care who saw me, but the catch is getting turned into a meme because some soccer mom who takes it up the ass every other day from the paperboy decides she's better than a stranger who just wants a piece for 30 minutes. Then she decides to post a video of him leaving the club...
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2 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Strippers are the most versatile because they can most easily fill any of those roles, and I like having options. Obviously the OP took a more narrow approach for the sake of conversation, but even in those artificial terms I'd pick a stripper to start with.
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2 years ago
Pro tip: Take lots of money. A few hundred at least so you can make one good choice or several bad ones lol. Have fun.
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2 years ago
"Nobody but him cares about her color, the real men are thinking about her tits and ass."
I thought of the same joke, but didn't post it because I was being lazy and didn't feel like starting a debate. shadowcat was the one who mentioned she was black, but maybe it was so Rod8432 would know which one he was writing about. Not everything posted here is for every single person to comprehend. There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm just gonna leave that one hanging over the middle of the plate.
Example - I've got a something funny about dancer I saw the other night, and thought about writing she was the one who spent most of her stage set upside down so heaving would know the one I meant. But that's not a settled issue yet so I'll post about it some other time.
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2 years ago
Are we trying to actually keep this as a running tally?
Tip #15 - Have a plan going in on what you're trying to get from the experience. Tear it up if you have to, but just aimlessly wandering in leads to a whole lotta nothing unless you're good at improvising.
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2 years ago
111 is a lot lol. Can you just pick a few of the favorites since it was your list?
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2 years ago
Which emoji is the one for satire?
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
If she's a dancer I'm considering for vip or a repeat visit, I'll usually keep my hands off her during the first song just to see what she does. If she tells me I can touch, I'll start off with something simple like legs, butt, and back. If she guides my hands, I'll go with the flow. Sometimes the vibe is there right away and it's off to the races. Where I club a typical dance is $20 a song, so using the first song to feel things out isn't a big deal.
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2 years ago
"She claims they "share" the texting app. How does that work ?"
Girls work out all kinds of deals. One time I was talking with a dancer who claimed she responded to all the messages for her dancer friend. I was skeptical, so she showed me all of the messages back and forth to my fake phone. Lol. To make it even worse, she got pissed off that I decided to do a VIP with another dancer while she was on stage. So I lost out on an OTC hookup with her AND her friend. She was batshit anyway, and I saw her months later in the club and she was STILL pissed...
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2 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Shots fired lol
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2 years ago
"It should be more one of those if it's offered that's great if not I'm not going to pressure it and expect it"
That's fair. There's a lot of guys who post here that have gotten very, very good at getting exactly what they're looking for. So good they can also walk into a club and find plenty of ways to amuse themselves that don't involve a cleanup (or one month countdown lol) afterward. They just don't always mention that. Hell, they might even take their foot off the gas once in a while if they see the dancer is gettable but on the fence about it.
Getting down in the club is way overrepresented on TUSCL because noobs feel like it's a safe space to ask questions they can't get answered in their circle and dudes who live in places where it's easy to get laid ITC can't stop bragging about it.
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2 years ago
"...my organization is small but real."
That's what she said lol
"But it is not creepy at all because no one like you is in it."
If you have to tell people it's not creepy...
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2 years ago
"I never said it wasn't a sex cult. I mean that is not all it is."
A new TUSCL tagline?
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
You mean all those Craiglist ads with free rent for hot chicks might've been horndogs looking for easy pickings?
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2 years ago
Yep, just water. All the bottles you can drink lol. Pro tip, if you don't drink a lot of water regularly try to chug the first one right after you get there.
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2 years ago
The other night I was asked to wait on a VIP room because another customer wanted to do a shorter set of dances with the girl and it was almost closing time. That other dude got his dances and I got to see a whole lot of stuff after the other customers were gone that I was fine not knowing about lol.
Shadowcat probably made the right call because he's been clubbing longer than a lot of us have been alive, including me. But it was a yes or no question so that's the most recent yes. Usually when I've been asked to wait it's because the dancer is trying to max out her dollars. If it means getting sloppy seconds that I'm aware of that's a little different, but other than that delaying gratification if I have time and she'll be more relaxed then no problem.
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2 years ago
"anyone who says they tip for convo is either fucking ugly or a homo"
Well then I suppose I'm fucking ugly if those are the only choices lol
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2 years ago
I didn't really that much about it, just saw the post here yesterday and googled it. Then I saw the post today about it.
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2 years ago
I saw an article yesterday that said the family was keeping her on life support to determine which of her organs could be preserved for transplant. It seemed like it was only a matter of time.
Obviously this was a very troubled individual, and (if you believe in such things) a miracle that the woman whose house was obliterated managed to make it out if the car was as close to her as reported.
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2 years ago
I always thought Evasparkling was a chick. Anyhow, it sounds like you worked things out but if you're looking for Houston-style chair forts upstairs that's not the set up. You've just gotta use your judgement to gauge where floor walkers can see and where they can't.
The dance I got upstairs was in full view of a high top and the dude was staring right at the dance the entire time. He didn't work for the club and didn't have a phone in his hand so I didn't care.
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2 years ago
I think it's regional, and depends on how plugged in dancers are to how customers talk about the hobby. I've heard dancers talking about it pretty commonly where I've been clubbing lately.
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2 years ago
"One reviewer said his local clubs will not let him wear them."
Maybe they've been flagged as the most obvious pervert wear ever lol?
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"others just put the details important to them"
If I can remember it, then it's worth putting in the review. Whenever I have the time and motivation to write a review anymore. And for some of the nitpicky shit I don't care about but some of you do I try and remember to take notes.
For example, at Gold Club in Baltimore the dancer drinks are about twice what others clubs charge around town, except for the Block. So I noticed that, but the clubs that are around the average within a buck or two I probably won't remember the exact number.