Tips for Enjoying Strip Clubs

Tip #7 Stop bitching about dancers wanting to text instead of call

Tip #8 Stop bitching about dancers not giving out real phone numbers

Tip #9: Don't spend more than you can easily afford. If the money means as much to you as it does to her, you're in the wrong place.

Tip #10: Always remember that it is her job to entice you to spend, so never get emotional over it.

Tip #9 Patience is a virtue. While you may have places to go and things to do, the ladies and a lot of the other PLs don’t, so things will move at a slower pace. If you can’t handle it, don’t go until you have enough time

Tip #11 Keep your options open, if she doesn't appeal to you don't be rude, you might have a change of mind another time, so don't burn that bridge by being a jerk.

Tip #12 - Have fun however you want instead of how others tell you that you should have fun. As long as it is consensual for all parties do whatever you enjoy whether it be just tipping stage side, LDK'ing during lapdandes, FS in vip or anything in between.

#12 Don't believe more than 50% of what you read on TUSCL.

The nose hair advice is brilliant. Getting them entangled doing DATY OTC with the dancer with the 70s bush is tough to explain to the EMTs

@shadowcat #13 and the other 50% you read here? Only 25% of that is useful

Whatever you do, be consistent. Also, go to a club without any expectations and that way you’ll never be disappointed, and sometimes you’ll be pleasantly surprised. It’s helped me enjoy the majority of my visits, and if I find one day is a flop it means I am that much closer to a fantastic outing the next time.

I had a dancer tell me the bouncer is watching her dances too closely to give me better service. I didn’t complain about it, and I still have her the same amount I always would regardless of the type of service I received. She was happy and I will be happy the next time I see her.

111 is a lot lol. Can you just pick a few of the favorites since it was your list?

Are we trying to actually keep this as a running tally?

Tip #15 - Have a plan going in on what you're trying to get from the experience. Tear it up if you have to, but just aimlessly wandering in leads to a whole lotta nothing unless you're good at improvising.

Tip #16: If you meet as stripper you like at all, get her phone number, so you can make an appointment to see her again

Tip #17: If you want your money to stretch farther, specifically go during the slowest times of her slowest shifts. When she has no one else to go to, she might stick with you for a looong time versus when it's busy

Tip #18: Buying her a drink or lunch can be the best the deals in the club as far as getting her time

"#12 Don't believe more than 50% of what you read on TUSCL."

Tip #19: Tip #12 applies to itself

@Warrior15

I will play along and comment on your discussion.

#100 Keep in mind the Russian proverb:

“People greet you according to the way you dress and say goodbay according to the way you behave"

So show dressed up in proper strip club dress code be it biker/blue -collar or fancy/white-collar whatever you choose be clean, clean.

Behave like a gentleman and you will be treated like a gentleman.

Behave like a fool and you will be treated like a fool.

Be open minded, don’t worry, be happy regardless of where you are and what is happening around you.

I did this as satire a number of years ago but some members are too stupid to realize that.

Tip 20: clothes maketh the man. Do not wear a belt. Do not wear jeans, corduroys, cargo shorts, or thick/heavy pants. Wear shorts if you can. Wear an untucked shirt. These tips may increase your mileage.

Don't be afraid to politely tell a dancer exactly what you want (if you have specific expectations). They've been asked before. You won't shock them. Also, don't be surprised if what you want costs more.

If a dancer approaches you and (for whatever reason) you know that she's not for you, then let her know (again... politely) immediately. Have fun building a rapport with the dancers you like. Don't waste time (yours and theirs) with dancers who don't interest you.

It's okay to genuinely like a dancer, but don't fall in love.

I've tried letting them know straight away when they're not my type. I've actually had more girls sit there and try to argue this with me than when I let them waste their time.

Always be open to new opportunities.

@shadow I agree

Yeah a lot of good stuff here. Any newer to strip club folks reading, you can save a lot of money reading this shit or you could find it out the expensive way which sucks.

Don't pay upfront for anything. Not every girl is a ROB. But if they have already been paid, you have no leverage.

"Don't pay upfront for anything. Not every girl is a ROB. But if they have already been paid, you have no leverage."

I think the corollary here is: know what the rules are in the club you go to. In many of the clubs in my local area, all run by Deja Vu so identical rules, the girls MUST collect the money before dances, and are subject to employee discipline if they don't and end up shorted. In other words, very little chance you'll have the option to not pay in advance if you are a new customer, it's either pay in advance or don't get dances. But if you're in a club where it's dancer's discretion, then sure, don't pay in advance

If you have a small pecker, put a cucumber in your pants.

Seriously, I think some new guys I've met have been confused about how they look and shy away from VIPs. But most of the time the dancers are more concerned about your size and girth...of your wallet.

Spend within your means.

Remember you're buying a fantasy.

If you pay for sex don't be delusional thinking it's anything but a trick and hooker financial exchange.

You won't have fun being cheap trying to haggle or being paranoid thinking they're all robs out to get you.

Develop some easy, polite one liners to express not interested.

Tip #99, select the one you want and demonstrate generosity and charm, get her into a front room makeout session, maximum front room, maximum back room, then outside with you ASAP and regular beddings after that.

SJG