Tips for Enjoying Strip Clubs
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Maybe we can make this a running list that everyone can add to. What helpful hints can you give to others so they will enjoy strip clubs more ?
Here’s mine :
Tip #1 - Get a good job. This is an expensive habit.
Tip #2 - Take a shower. The girl does not care what cologne you are wearing. But she will care if you smell like you’ve been sitting in a sauna for the past couple hours.
Tip #3 - Leave the credit cards at home. Take the cash with you that you are wiling to spend. When it runs out, LEAVE !
Tip #4 - Smile. Girls like to hang around people that are having a good time. And they will wonder what you are up to if you are smiling all the time.
Tip #5 - Trim your nose, ears, beard. You don’t need to look like a Male model. But you don’t want to scare away the girls either.
Tip #6 - Read TUSCL Reviews. OK, I’m brown-nosing with this one. But I may need future forgivemess from Founder sometime.
What other tips do you have for others ?
Here’s mine :
Tip #1 - Get a good job. This is an expensive habit.
Tip #2 - Take a shower. The girl does not care what cologne you are wearing. But she will care if you smell like you’ve been sitting in a sauna for the past couple hours.
Tip #3 - Leave the credit cards at home. Take the cash with you that you are wiling to spend. When it runs out, LEAVE !
Tip #4 - Smile. Girls like to hang around people that are having a good time. And they will wonder what you are up to if you are smiling all the time.
Tip #5 - Trim your nose, ears, beard. You don’t need to look like a Male model. But you don’t want to scare away the girls either.
Tip #6 - Read TUSCL Reviews. OK, I’m brown-nosing with this one. But I may need future forgivemess from Founder sometime.
What other tips do you have for others ?
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Tip #8 Stop bitching about dancers not giving out real phone numbers
Tip #10: Always remember that it is her job to entice you to spend, so never get emotional over it.
https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58034
I had a dancer tell me the bouncer is watching her dances too closely to give me better service. I didn’t complain about it, and I still have her the same amount I always would regardless of the type of service I received. She was happy and I will be happy the next time I see her.
Tip #15 - Have a plan going in on what you're trying to get from the experience. Tear it up if you have to, but just aimlessly wandering in leads to a whole lotta nothing unless you're good at improvising.
Tip #17: If you want your money to stretch farther, specifically go during the slowest times of her slowest shifts. When she has no one else to go to, she might stick with you for a looong time versus when it's busy
Tip #18: Buying her a drink or lunch can be the best the deals in the club as far as getting her time
Tip #19: Tip #12 applies to itself
I will play along and comment on your discussion.
#100 Keep in mind the Russian proverb:
“People greet you according to the way you dress and say goodbay according to the way you behave"
So show dressed up in proper strip club dress code be it biker/blue -collar or fancy/white-collar whatever you choose be clean, clean.
Behave like a gentleman and you will be treated like a gentleman.
Behave like a fool and you will be treated like a fool.
Be open minded, don’t worry, be happy regardless of where you are and what is happening around you.
I did this as satire a number of years ago but some members are too stupid to realize that.
If a dancer approaches you and (for whatever reason) you know that she's not for you, then let her know (again... politely) immediately. Have fun building a rapport with the dancers you like. Don't waste time (yours and theirs) with dancers who don't interest you.
It's okay to genuinely like a dancer, but don't fall in love.
Yeah a lot of good stuff here. Any newer to strip club folks reading, you can save a lot of money reading this shit or you could find it out the expensive way which sucks.
I think the corollary here is: know what the rules are in the club you go to. In many of the clubs in my local area, all run by Deja Vu so identical rules, the girls MUST collect the money before dances, and are subject to employee discipline if they don't and end up shorted. In other words, very little chance you'll have the option to not pay in advance if you are a new customer, it's either pay in advance or don't get dances. But if you're in a club where it's dancer's discretion, then sure, don't pay in advance
Seriously, I think some new guys I've met have been confused about how they look and shy away from VIPs. But most of the time the dancers are more concerned about your size and girth...of your wallet.
Remember you're buying a fantasy.
If you pay for sex don't be delusional thinking it's anything but a trick and hooker financial exchange.
SJG