Does anyone else feel a little self conscious bringing their own lube?

Taking your own lube to a strip club? A week from now this guy'll be posting about how some phat ass stripper popped the tube in his pocket and got it everywhere...

Inside my strip club wallet, I always have two extra lube condoms.

How about a little vial of lube for FIV?

:) :) :)

SJG

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Not even the goats!

she better have some in her fucking bag if she expects a tip.

Strippers always tell me they get wet just thinking about my huge dick, and I believe them.

No way. That moment of tension is the best part. Is this going in? Oh yes ...

Be prepared.

I precum like a motherfucker so I bring my own lube

I've never needed lube anytime in my entire life. Might need it if I was into butt fucking but I am not.