discussion comment
2 years ago
"Never" is a good way to miss out on opportunities. I rarely use a club ATM. The last time I did was years ago because I'd already had a crazy good time at Follies, and then I saw "Valentine". I think their ATM fees were something crazy like a percentage of the withdrawal amount, and I gave that not a second thought before heading to the VIP...
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2 years ago
"She launched into nonstop tales of woe involving grievances against family members. All unfortunate, assuming they are true, but not prime topics for conversation for somebody in the hospitality business."
Translation. I'm a baby stripper who works at this dump because I haven't figured out what my feminine wares are worth yet (or I'm from Middle River and this club is nearby). If you show me any kindess and understanding whatsoever I'll probably do all kinds of naughty things to you for less than you think.
But instead the guy just walks out because he's not in a club where strookers are dropping to their knees in the first 30 seconds lol.
review comment
2 years ago
I just googled Penthouse Club and its listing had their normal hours, not permanently closed.
discussion comment
2 years ago
It's all the same shit. Strip clubs actually made me much better at negotiating everywhere else because it forced me to meet people where they were at. It doesn't matter how many bats are in her attic, if you want what's she's offering you're going to find a way to deal lol
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2 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Ok, so I looked at the post drew and the icee one are squabbling over. It's too much to paste. Drew thought he saw a tranny in a club, was grossed out. But he didn't use the slang words, he tried to be PC about it.
Stuff happens. I was at a club in New Jersey the other week and the dancer I wanted to get was being a bitch (it was Johnny A's and they had a strong preference for regulars and locals) but there was another dancer who caught my eye. She was a little butch but very pretty. You know, like fitness model hot but not a body builder.
Anyhow, her voice sounded a little off and her head massage I thought could've popped my melon halfway through song one. But she gave a great dance. Very sensual, and other than her voice, muscular arms, and man hands she was really hot lol. This is what happens when I give myself a 30 minute time limit! I actually let her do three dances. Then I may or may not have gone to another club down the street and railed a couple of dancers to reaffirm my dudeness.
discussion comment
2 years ago
I might've considered Thursday. Wednesday I can't do this week. But you guys who actually live in Georgia do what's best for you lol
discussion comment
2 years ago
They do it so they can track who the person is. Plain and simple. 99.99% of the time I don't have an issue in a club, so I've gotten more lax about letting clubs do it. But earlier this I almost got burned because some stripper got pissed that I was more interested in her plastic-looking friend (I was bored and they were there) and kicked up a snit with her management.
When the manager and muscle came over, my first thought was getting out the door. I don't give two shits about what some local club workers think when I'm traveling. I just don't need my IRL concerns affected by club bullshit and people putting on airs. If my id scan wasn't sitting in their cut rate computer system I probably would've tried to diffuse the situation and spend some money to smooth things over, but under those circumstances I'm cutting bait immediately.
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2 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
I don't mind writing reviews, but I tend to club in bunches and then don't have time to write reviews after I've been traveling. Then when I have time I don't feel like writing them anymore.
And bottom line the stuff I'm noticing now after hundreds and hundreds of clubs isn't stuff that dudes who need the reviews are looking to read. I have to be in the mood to write stuff for casual clubgoers.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
How spoiled are dudes around LA? Check out the comments on her photo. But the outfit she was wearing in the photo I saw didn't do her any favors.
discussion comment
2 years ago
"...am truly amazed at what a lot of you do."
Nobody lives forever.
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2 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
It was a joke. I can see all the posts and don't read half of them...
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2 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
"I really have no idea what you guys are talking about, and for the first time in a long time I un-ignored sjg and icee."
First off, lol. But how can anyone can be confused because valued contributors have been wagging their tongues for days about it?
discussion comment
2 years ago
I agree with you. The transactions are what matter. It's fundamentally a business relationship if dancers want to leave it there. But I'd also be lying if I said that my enjoyment of the hobby didn't go way, way up once I allowed myself to be more open to the parts of their experience as entertainers which go beyond services rendered and paid for.
What messes this up for customers is when guys who can see a line and leave it alone have to contend with all the baggage and collateral damage the dudes who can't comprehend boundaries (or choose to ignore them) leave behind. Now when I see a dancer have a weird reaction I'm likely just to drop the whole thing because there's bunches of strippers who won't be a pain in the ass about a simple misunderstanding.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Manscaping? You mean with things like razors? In the strip club? What could go wrong?
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
A thread where someone is attempting to share their genuine experience and understanding dominated by people wanting to challenge it because that person probably doesn't understand their own experience?
discussion comment
2 years ago
What no subra on this topic? It's a conspiracy.
discussion comment
2 years ago
Some of those chicks do have some vice grips going on. Wouldn't be too surprising if a dude got a minor injury.
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2 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Bumping to keep something else on the front page. Something else instead of what? Lol the discussion boards weren't even blocked for an entire day...
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2 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
It's funny how people post their perception of how things looked as if it were fact, and if no one refutes then they assume agreement. People who know how to Internet might have noticed certain TUSCLers starting new threads in the wilderness yesterday. If you've ever wondered what the TUSCL boards would look like if the rest of us left and it was just a couple of "valued contributors" talking to themselves, then you've got September 20th, 2022...
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2 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
With this being the political forum n' all, I'm not gonna stay but thought the video in the op was interesting. So I googled stuff.
2000 British Naval deaths: https://fullfact.org/online/royal-navy-deaths-slavery/
I'm not putting that link up as fact. It's just something I googled. What I thought was interesting was the lady talking about supply chain. What's awesome about the British elite is that even when they're trying to sound reasonable they still sound like imperial dicks lol. But looking past somebody talking about people like boxes of paper in 2022, that's not how supply and demand works. It's not like Africans had people hanging in cages to place into slavery in anticipation of other nations showing up one day to claim them before there was a market for it.
Since we're outsourcing US history to Britain for the day, here's a link from a UK museum about how the transatlantic slave trade got started. https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/history-transatlantic-slave-trade
Spoiler alert, slavery was thing before all that happened...but then there's the remixed version of history that some British twat threw up as red meat in an interview.
discussion comment
2 years ago
This probably the most useful thread BTE has ever posted. Calling all noobs. Read this thread.
Make better choices so BubbleYum doesn't yell at you...
discussion comment
2 years ago
Some of the best written reviews on TUSCL with the most effort and craft are essentially bullshit. I'd rather read a poorly written review that covers the bases with genuinely helpful info than a tome that works better for an essay contest.
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
You're in SoCal like San Diego or LA?
discussion comment
2 years ago
"NinaBambina...is probably the smartest and best looking dancer you’ll ever meet. Just ask her, she’ll tell you so."
She talks a lot of shit, but at least when I saw her in Detroit (like 4 or 5 years ago now, what is that in stripper years?) she was pretty hot.