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2 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
"This thread was from 2015! Seriously?"
The Internet never forgets lol...
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2 years ago
"If these girls are getting too aggressive you might be paying them just a little too much or treating them just a little too nice."
That's right. We can't have these girls being treated well. WTF? Who's nice to them and raising the bar?! Lol...docsavage's true nature revealed. I guess we shoulda figured with him having savage in his name and all.
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2 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
I like really bendy dancers. Like double jointed, contortists and whatnot. I'm not obsessed with finding them, but it's a bonus when I stumble upon one.
Had a hot date with one earlier this year who flipped out when she didn't have enough gas in the car to get to the right meetup place and hated my backup idea. That's a long story, but yeah it's tough to find really bendy dancers who are also up for why I need them bendy lol.
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2 years ago
And I was trying to get your attention lol. Kinda like a club but in boring little words on a screen...
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2 years ago
I don't normally tip more than $20 in singles, and if I do that I'll stay there for part of a song to let her dance up close a little and chit chat. If I know the dancer and want to show her attention up there I'll just tip the $20 bill, unless I want to help her get noticed then I'll get change first.
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2 years ago
"Exist."
How would we show up to pay you lots of monies if we didn't exist?
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2 years ago
But seriously, if any of you out there wanna experience a no bs hase, it ain't happening if you be funky fresh without the fresh.
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2 years ago
Don't be surprised if you see me rocking a Walmart polo. It's going in the trash after anyway lol.
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2 years ago
The dances are being quoted at $25 now. Still prepay if they're paying attention.
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2 years ago
Is that club in New Jersey? I've decided that New Jersey is the pound-for-pound champ for clubs right now, so good luck finding her if she's a contender and still in the biz.
Other guys are probably going to show up and call you a stalker lol.
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2 years ago
Is it this one? https://tuscl.net/listing.php?id=1096
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2 years ago
That was Sergey Brin? Lol he looked like shit in that photo...must've been a great party.
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2 years ago
RIP Coolio. His best known song was a massive global crossover hit, big enough to get actress Michelle Pfeiffer in its video during the peak of her career. The artist and his producers also were innovative in their blend of popular music and rap in a way that was more accessible at the time than the work of contemporary rap producers like Andre Young.
I just looked something up that I've always wondered about this song but didn't ever take the time to find out more. This article (written in Australia of all places) is longer than many of you are going to want to read, but it does mention something about why there was no profanity in the hit song Gangsta's Paradise.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-05/25-years-of-gangstas-paradise-coolio/12935222
If you've never heard Gangsta's Paradise (from 1995) it sounds like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rft8hYQ31Ro
If you've never heard Pastime Paradise (from 1976) it sounds like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0S4SiLxt1s
If you've never heard of Pastime Paradise that's ok, it came out in 1976 as a non-single, non-hit on an album that won the Grammy for Album of the Year in 1977. It was the third consecutive album which won the Album of the Year award for artist Stevland Morris. Both songs are great in their own way.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Not to wander into the middle of this, but is the question whether or not that was desertscrub hanging out with Elon Musk?
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Make that four people. A third stranger just seemingly dropped from the sky...count your blessings everyone.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Remember that time Hugh Grant got caught with a hooker when he was with Liz Hurley? Everyone gets bored with the same dish over and over.
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2 years ago
Maybe in the next version of TUSCL the Post button won't be one pixel from the text box lol...I was tired of typing that thought anyway
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2 years ago
There's a lot of things all of us say when we think we're in "safe" spaces that probably don't hit right outside the inner circle. I didn't know the man, but I know lots of people who go through life with faceless people and their expectations constantly in their shit.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I just realized her name was Sumner and not Summer. Google brought a bunch of half nekkid pics of her anyway so it doesn't seem to matter. Viva la swimsuits!
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I've felt sorry for three people in a week, and two of them I've never met.
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2 years ago
"...when stripper #1 comes flying in from the other side of the room, starts yelling at Blondie in Portuguese, takes her by the arm, and pulls her away."
Lol. That's pretty awesome. Those two must've been besties, because in most clubs that's a fight. Do not pass go. Do not collect yo dolla billz. Go directly to fight club and get punched in da face.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"Does this only get worse the older you get?"
The perception of time definitely changes. As does the recognition of opportunity cost. I used to like it when the days flew by, but now I try to have enough time to appreciate good times when they happen. And enough time to make them happen again.
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2 years ago
"So why do they persist in telling me what I know, bone-deep, is a lie?"
Because you pay them to. At least they give it enough thought to lie.
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2 years ago
"And do you really want to be anonymous with your women, or do you want to spend your nights pumping loads into them in your own bed?"
And you can't do both because?
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2 years ago
If tuskular can get that dancer SashaJuicy to show for a meetup he might be on to something...