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Good info. Thanks.

In my experience, if you are alone at the bar at most of those places, they’ll find you.

The comment above about it being an ego stroke was spot on. If there is one thing most guys would rather have stroked than their cock, it would have to be their ego.

I wouldn’t turn her down at half that.

Walked into a club in Manhattan late one really cold winter evening, and a little spinner that I had seen a few times there jumped into my lap, observed that my hands were cold as ice, and proceeded to place them between her legs to warm them up. Lots of parts got warmed up, so we had a few dances. Topless club without a lot of touching, but she did flash her pussy a number of times, up close and personal.

Some really nice ones.

Not a fan of the septum piercing. The nose piercing, where it is on the side, is more benign to me. Not a fan of the brow piercing either. But I don’t think any of them would be a deal-breaker for me. I am a fan of nipple piercings, belly button piercings, and clit/pussy piercings. In fact, I’d probably have a preference for them. Although, I might not like it as well if they were all on the same girl at the same time. And I probably prefer them more in porn than in strippers. I can live with the wild hair colors. But I am not a fan of oddball haircuts. Tattoos are another story. The fewer the better, as far as I am concerned. It isn’t a deal breaker if they have some ink. But I don’t want it on their face or neck. I also hate it, with only a very few exceptions, when it is on or too close to their tits.

Obviously, Sweet Home Alabama is super-recognizable. But Lynyrd Skynyrd had several very memorable opening riffs.Freebird, Gimme Three Steps, Tuesday’s Gone all pop right into my head. A few other bands are the same way. Somebody already pointed out CCR. GnR has several in addition to Sweet Child o’ Mine. Lots of stuff by U2, Rolling Stones, Eagles, Van Halen too. And I’m missing a lot more. I think the point us that memorable riffs and iconic songs seem to be a hallmark of great bands.

Narrowing it down to 3 is tough. And for my taste, I probably draw from your “BS’ list, along with some others you might consider to be “BS’ but didn’t list. Not mentioned in the thread yet, but worthy of being discussed, in my opinion, would be U2, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Eagles, Van Halen, Journey, Fleetwood Mac, Kiss, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Genesis, and probably more I’m forgetting.

Silly me. I clicked thinking it was gonna be some kind of deal where a sexy girl (stripper/escort) would deliver your pizza, like as cover to come to your room for other services. Now I think I’m gonna be sick.

I’m not sure if I agree or disagree with the basic premise that OnlyFans has killed the talent level. I think the pandemic may have had an influence on talent level. I also don’t think it is a fair assumption that the 10you see online would be on the pole if not for OF. I also think there are girls who try to use stripping to promote their OF business. So there are a lot of factors.

Just ran across an Eva Strauss video a few days ago. Those nipples are stuck in my head now.

13th is really nice

I’d be hard-pressed to come up with anybody I like better than Kendra Sunderland. Might be a couple on that level though.

I’ll take Miami.

I keep forgetting about this. The girl for the 8th is off the charts.

Providence

Detroit Actually never been clubbing in Detroit. Did go in Toronto years ago. It was great. But if I were going to scout Detroit or re-scout Toronto post-pandemic, I’m going Detroit.

Providence.

Miami, for the reasons stated. Convenience and safety are two points high on my list. And there is probably a bit more thrill of the hunt in Miami. You kinda know what you are gonna get south of the border.

Several years ago I was in a club in Manhattan where I was a semi-regular. I worked up there quite a bit back then and clubbed a lot when I was in town. So I was semi-regular in the sense that I might be three or four weeks between trips, but when I was in town I would be in some club every night. This was a go-to place for me. Several of the dancers knew me, and I assumed I had been around enough for the rest of the staff to recognize me as a good customer. I would often do a dance or two in the main room before picking a dancer for a booth in the back. It was officially a hands at your side place, but it could get pretty touchy in the back, very touchy with the right girl and the right tip. The front room had padded bench seating all around the outside of the room, and that is where the dances were done. You could usually get away with light, friendly touching. On this particular evening I was with a dancer I had seen there before. I had danced with her, but it had never worked out to take her to the back. And I was dying to take her back. I was so smitten. She was young, fit, sweet, drop-dead gorgeous head to toe, with one of the nicest racks I have ever seen. So we did a song, then another, and then a third. I was so worked up near the end of the third song that I really wanted her to ease up a little bit. I kinda said something in her ear when she had her head close to mine, but the music was so loud she apparently didn’t hear me. So as I was nearing critical mass, I just, almost reflexively, moved my hands up to her waist and gently encouraged her to move off the spot she was on. The bouncer just happened to be walking by at that moment, and he read me the riot act. The touch wasn’t in any way sexual, and I was just trying to be a gentleman and not cum on her ass. The music was too loud for me to even offer an explanation, had I been so inclined. And once the bouncer moved on, she was no longer in danger of getting a sticky ass. She knew what was up and didn’t charge me for the third dance (told you she was sweet) so I tipped her the $20 anyway, Unfortunately, I never saw her again. I got freaked out and scared security was going to bust me one other time. At a different club, also in Manhattan, the VIP hostess walked in at a most in opportune time. This club, which has long since been closed, wasn’t really an extras club. It was more like a brothel. The hostess would take you to the VIP room and tell you “no sex,’ even though she, you, the dancer, and everybody else in the club knew that the only mystery about what you were about to do was where you were going to finish. So the hostess reads me the rules while the dancer is freshening up. I tip her. The dancer comes in, closes the curtain behind her, and asks me what I want. I asked how much for everything. She clarified what I meant and quoted a price. We made a deal. I handed her the cash and she invited “him’ to the party and helped him on with his party hat. Literally as he was entering the party, the curtain opened. She plunged down as far as she could go, and the three of us (me, dancer, & hostess) proceeded to have a brief conversation while I was balls deep, but apparently somewhat covered by the dancers very short skirt. The hostess left, the fun resumed, and nothing was ever said by the hostess or the bouncer.

1. Miami 2. Detroit 3. Atlanta 4. Tampa Bay 5. New Jersey 6. Providence 7. Toronto 8. Tijuana

I have never understood the ATF thing, especially the idea of having so many ATFs. As I understand it, the “AT” in ATF stands for “all time.” I think there is also a CF term that means “current favorite.’” So I have had some CF situations, and situations where I have a favorite in a certain club or a certain location. But I”d have a hard time picking one favorite from all of those that I have had. To me, calling a girl my ATF would mean that she surpassed all others. The problem with that, as I see it, is that I am probably not being honest with myself if I say that my current favorite surpasses all others, and that therefore, every time I change favorites it is the new best. But if I am honest and say that the girl I was seeing regularly five years ago was the ATF, but I have lost track of her, that’s a little depressing.

There are really two parts to my answer. First is that my wife and I are incompatible in terms of what we want from our sex lives. So I doubt me getting what I want this way is going to hurt that part of our relationship that is already broken. I don’t club locally. I don’t even look at porn such that she knows about it. If she did know, she’d be very upset, and that probably would harm the parts of our relationship that work. And second, as I mentioned,I only club away from home. So in a sense, that gives me the opportunity to just step into that role and completely compartmentalizations that part of my life.

I usually have my ring on, so I tell them if they ask. That is one of only a few pieces of accurate information I give out though. I really only club when I travel. I used a different name, a different home town, ANC a different work situation. I don't want them to think I am a stalker. But I also don't want to be stalked.

Not a substitute for wetter activities with the right girl in the right situation. But as an alternative, it is often very nice.

Love the nipples. Otherwise, okay overall

Everyone else is right. The clubs have some high quality eye candy, but that is all you can expect. The best I ever got was some "incidental contact" under the table when I was sitting with a dancer while she nursed the seriously overpriced drink I had purchased for her. There was a vague offer of OTC. However, the details were way too sketchy for my liking.

You mean I didn't really break all those girls in.

Mine got really raw once from a VIP session, and I never did figure out why. It was an open air experience, and she had lotion on her hands. It felt find at the time. But for two days I was almost walking funny.

I can't compete with some of you, but I have been near double digits on several occasions. Around fourteen was probably tops.

I prefer a landing strip or other neatly trimmed and well-maintained "bush." But I don't mind clean shaven either. I also like to see the labia. But on both issues, the closer it is to my face, the less picky I am.

Long enough to get me into a heap of trouble sometimes.

Not a big fan of the tats, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed either.

I'm okay with anything but the tranny. But I'll go with the Eskimo. You have acceptable numbers on a-c, and I like Asians. No experience with Eskimos though.

Don't like it. Don't understand it. Don't do it.

You have a nice body. I like your breasts, especially the nipples. I would certainly be open to buying a dance or ten.

Gallagher's has always been a favorite of mine. I have gotten decent mileage in the private rooms. Rick's is expensive, but has some hot girls and decent contact upstairs.

17/20 my favorite type of test.

They do get a lot of hassle from the casinos and the cops in Vegas. But I have seen them in the bars and on the floor. I have also seen them a little more direct UT's on the Strip.

Unless you're down with potential extortion, I would not do anything I wouldn't want my wife knowing about with anybody who knows where I live.

Uber

Yes, what Sinclair said is true, as is what your ATF told you. I am in once in a while on business, and I never see the same customers twice, not that I pay a lot of attention to the customers.

If it was a slow night.

Anytime, anywhere.

"Crack squad" - Good one.

Perfection

iOS device running Safari.

I am doing well if I even know the name of the last one.

Should have thought that way myself. Thanks for the reminder. Will remember in the future.

I was only there once. I don't get to Florida all that often. But if my memory is on target, I thought it was too damn big.

I think it is more of a retail BJ place now.

I think I'd expect to pay the going rate for the pussy, but paying for the trip should cover anything else.

Not as long as I have arms and hands.

I think you may have left out the "p" in your question. There are any number of places in Newark where you can get played

Two words: Wonder Woman

My story also happened several years back. It was at a no-touch topless club where I knew one could do a little touching , but not much else , in VIP. I fell hard for a really hot Beazillian chick. I got several one-way dances on the floor. Then she sold me up to the way overpriced VIP with tips for the bouncer and hostess. She also wanted her tip up front. I was too green to run at that point She first offered that she'd get nude for a price. I paid it. Then I could touch her pussy for a price. I paid that. Then she opened my pants and offered to touch me for a price. I paid that too. I did end up with a HJ, but damn, it was expensive. I also never saw her again. A few days later I wet back with a big titted MILF who rode my fingers to several orgasms and titty-fucked me to completion in that same room for a third of the price of the first girl.

I'd buy a dance from her.

Outside of what has already been said, I can offer these: 1. Strip clubs are often more convenient. You don't have to do a lot of research, other than TUSCL of course, and you can just drop in, as opposed to having to schedule. 2. For us married guys, strip clubs are more anonymous. As soon as you start having more information being exchanged you increase the chances of the wrong people becoming aware of your activities.

Nope, even for the case you describe. I think 100 pound tight spinners still have pussies.

Pretty much anything skin to skin is an extra in most of the places I go most of the time. Two-way touching would be an extra in some. Most of the VIPs in those clubs are better than the open areas, and I'd say that more than a handy would qualify as an extra. When I can, I do like the clubs where the scale is a little higher.

I have cum in my pants. I don't like doing it because it usually means that the fun is over. I also don't want the dancer to unexpectedly come into contact with my bodily fluids, in case it freaks them out. In one club I tried to move the dancer off my dick when I thought I was going to cum in spite of myself. The stupid bouncer came running because I had very gently and innocently touched the dancer. That, of course, prevented what I was trying to avoid on the first place.

Oh I do like big tits, and I don't care if they are man-made. However, if they are man made, they should be well done, especially if they are being held out as an example of near-perfection. Here is a handy checklist: 1. I would like a little mystery. I'd rather not know they are fake from the parking lot. 2. I don't want the skin stretched so tight that they look like a pin prick would deflate them. 3. I'd like the nipples to be roughly the same height and pointed in roughly the same direction. 4. I'd like the nipples to not be unnaturally high on the breast or unnaturly to far inside or outside. 5. I'd like them to move a little.

In clubs where I'd be willing to do a room, I'd probably tip the same thing on subsequent visits that worked the first time.

If that happened to me I'd be concerned that it was a scam to extract money from my wallet.

I can't vote for anybody who doesn't have any nipple shots that come up in a Google search. And of the ones listed who do show some nudity, I don't consider over-inflated fakes to be my favorite kind of tits. I wouldn't kick any of these women out of bed. I'd probably get dances from any of them in a strip club. But I am going to have to think about it to come up with my idea of the hottest.

Nice, Clubber.

If you paid for VIP and she was too drunk to perform, who was taking advantage of who?

We all want them to be whores with us only. Dancers give that illusion. Although in most cases, that is all it is, an illusion.

A drink and a half.

If they are fucking somebody with a dick big enough to " blow it out" they aren't likely to be interested in me in the first place.

American porn is too obsessed with anal right now. I can deal with the fake tits, but all anal all the time is getting old.

I think the market drives it. There is enough fear on both sides to make BBDS fairly unavailable.

I am down for either, especially kissing.

If I had a dollar for every porn mag I have thrown out over the years I would be able to throw a really nice party for myself and a couple of my favorite strippers.

There is only room on my face for one pair.

I usually just squint.

I don't know who is to blame, but I do know who loses.

Not to me.

Thanks for the link.

There was one near Flashdancers, but it closed a while back. You had to look hard to find a girl you'd want to get it from, but it was pretty much on everyone's menu, for a price.

It was good while it lasted.

18. The Lapdanceking likes to talk about himself in third person.

I support legalization, but I hate the stink and don't want to be around it. I won't buy dances from strippers who stink of pot smoke.

Yep, nice tits. Otherwise, totally worthless.

I have gotten fucked every time I have been to the DMV

Yep, good stuff. Love the pink tacos too.

^^^Amazing!

Nice to have you.

Now if I could just get the girls to wear panties that look like a skillet.

Are you named after a laxative?

Three and a half is the perfect time. Don't try before then. You will appear overly anxious. Don't wait until the fourth song is over either. She will think you are too shy.

Saggy

Were the naked women having sex in the unlicensed kitchen?

Her badge

I guess it depends on the club. Sometimes it results in lower mileage, but at other places, nobody cares.

It all depends on which pole she is using. My favorite trick is called hide the pole.

I am a big fan.

I generally only report on the details of the parking, layout, etc if I found them different from previous reviews.

They aren't trying to legislate morality, CG. They are grabbing for a slice of the pie.

The particles were actually moving faster than the speed of Farmerart's big dick.

I'm still going with shill.

It is pretty simple: She will fuck me = 10 She will only suck me = 9 She will only do a hand job = 8 No Action = 1

Maybe they are going to take Chris Rock's advice and dump the idea of gun control in favor of bullet control. I feel okay posting this on a strip club site because it references Chris Rock.

I wouldn't pay extra but wouldn't be grossed out either. I will have to look into the bodily fluids thing. For some reason I think I heard the milk wasn't connected, as far as spreading disease.

The feeling of cum in pants is wet and sticky.

Lame and doesn't even feel good.

I think we were fucked before Obama took office, and we'll still be fucked when he leaves office. We may as well go get fucked by a stripper or two to take our minds off the other fucking.

He wasn't fooling anybody before he came out.

I am with EarlTee. I hate smoke but love tits. If I have an option, I will take the non-smoker. If not, I'll settle for the smoker, as long as she is smoking tobacco and not weed.

Ding ding ding! Jackslash nailed it.

Pussy smells much better than SPAM

WWPMI, you can get $10 dances during the day in at least one Las Vegas club, Cheetah's. I have had them. They are worth the money. Luscious, I only know about some of the Vegas clubs, not the small town clubs. However, my experience there is that serious extras are not as easy to come by in the club as they might be in some other cities.

I would love to, but I am too concerned about smells (alcohol, smoke, pot, perfume, etc) and stains (makeup, lipstick, glitter, etc).

OMG I think I just had the best orgasm of my life. Was it you leaving or you calling me an ass? We may never know.

TF is that you are a shill. If a new user comes on a website and posts links to a commercial site, they are a SPAMming shill, trying to steal advertising from the site owner. It does not matter if there is a slight relationship between the product and the topic of the site (That is a stretch). TF is that you have never participated at all in this community. You assume we are idiots. And if you get away with it, the next thing you know this site will be unusable because of all the shills SPAMming the hell out of the place.

The smoke smell bothers me. The pot smell is even worse. Actually, I like them not to smell at all. I hate taking the smell with me when I go.

Always good to be careful.

Even if they sell it on Amazon, that doesn't excuse the SPAMMing. And it doesn't mean the girl I know didn't get sick on the stuff. Just ask yourself if they'd have to SPAM with shills if people were really having " the best OMG' of their lives.

I know several morons. Can I get a month each for reviewing them?

Just hope IT doesn't find TUSCL in your browsing history.

I know a girl who tried that shit and ended up in the damn hospital. It is unsafe. It is unregulated. It doesn't work. And they SPAM other people's message boards.

I once had a dancer in a very loud club grind me to the brink. I put my hands on her waist very lightly to guide her off my dick. That was when the bouncer came over and read me the riot act for touching the girl.

At most of the clubs I go to most of the time, the only time you get fucked is when you buy a drink.

What was the source of his jealousy?

Why can't we get our females to just take a bottle of water, or a pile of rocks?

I agree with Gatorfan. Jenna's tits can't even save this crap.

Idiots

If you don't want to get cheated, you'd better count yourself, or ask her every couple of songs.

If you are getting dances from a drunk, pour some booze on your dick. I also want to know if the song count continues while the drunk ones are passed out on you.

Never. Wouldn't mind being asked to leave. However, I don't want to be thrown out physically. I don't want the dancer in trouble. And I really don't want any cops involved.

LOL @ Shadowcat Of course the OP could just go to the Boom Boom Room and find out for himself.

As long as her gun isn't as big as mine, I'm down.

Definitely not cool. If the previous dances involved touching, one could reasonably assume the discounted dance would be the same, unless told otherwise up front.

G2000

I have never had problems using US currency in Canadian clubs. And I agree that you should skip the singles.

The cock in pussy position is good for me.

If you were where I think you were, probably not. The CR is about like the preview you were getting, possibly with the little guy getting a breath of fresh air, instead of getting it over the pants.

Yes, that is deception. All I am saying here is the the reviewer is so obvious that, regardless of the intent, they aren't deceiving anyone. If you are shilling and everybody knows you're shilling, you are doing it wrong.

Is his name really Wiener?

Not a shill. Shilling implies a certain amount of deception. This person doesn't seem to make any effort to appear like a customer. It is just a straight up advertisement. My bet is on bartender.

Without looking at pictures, watching videos or giving any consideration to lingerie/topless/nude/extras, I would say this: if $300 a night is your idea of making bank, I'd stay where you are already making it. Good dancers at good clubs make a whole lot more than that. He'll, pretty much any dancer I like makes more than that just on me. Second, I can tell you that the posters on here know what guys are looking for when they go clubbing. And if you strip away the personal comments, you will be left with some nuggets of truth. For example, you might be able to make money giving less contact than other dancers in your club (Some can, but they do need model looks and/or a great hustle). But I don't think you'll do it showing less skin. For me, I wouldn't pay for a dance that was lower mileage than others available in that club, unless the girl was significantly hotter than the other girls. And I can tell you that you would not fall into that category at any of the clubs I frequent. And I don't mean that as an insult. It is just an observation that only a solid ten can really get away with setting her own rules. So here is my advice: 1. Take off your top. If you can't or won't do that, you should stay where you are, or consider another career. 2. Go to a no contact or low contact club. That way your rules won't be different than the other girls, and the customers won't feel cheated when they get a no contact dance. Good luck.

Yeah, I think that in a lot of cases, but certainly not all, the better looking girls tend to gravitate toward the clubs that are more strict. It is the same principle that is at play when the 10s at a particular club don't put out, but the 7s do.

Motörhead, pretty much anything constitutes an "extra" when you're 15.

How about white T-shirts? Cotton, of course.

I don't get it. Can you explain it with titties instead of beer?

I think that is up to the customer. I have my own limits; but I don't expect that everyone here would agree with every one of them all the time. As long as it is easy enough for me to find s girl or two that fit the bill for me, I don't really care who else is there.

My feedback is that I would not use a service that tries to get free advertising on someone else' website.

Sorry for the multiple posts.

There are two different questions being answered here. "Does she want to bang me?" She will probably let you know, either by telling you, offering to make plans, or slobbering on your cock. "Is she willing to bang me for money?" You can find out by making an offer, or by pushing the envelope until she either stops you or quotes you a price.

There are two different questions being answered here. "Does she want to bang me?" She will probably let you know, either by telling you, offering to make plans, or slobbering on your cock. "Is she willing to bang me for money?" You can find out by making an offer, or by pushing the envelope until she either stops you or quotes you a price.

There are two different questions being answered here. "Does she want to bang me?" She will probably let you know, either by telling you, offering to make plans, or slobbering on your cock. "Is she willing to bang me for money?" You can find out by making an offer, or by pushing the envelope until she either stops you or quotes you a price.

It is like when they bring nuts or popcorn with your drink. The sign of a good club is that type o "extra touch" in the service or decor, like when they have tissues on e table in VIP.

If you want to stay close to Times Square, you can't go wrong with Flashdancers. It has lots of reviews that are very accurate. They closed my favorite little brothel club in that area; and as of my last trip up there, nothing had taken its place. Private Eyes, which is a sister of Flashdancers, has been good for me at times. But it is hit or miss. Lace 2 was my favorite club once. But my last few trips were disappointing. A little further south, Rick's has been a fairly consistent decent spot for me. If you are out in Queens anyway, you might want to try my favorite NY spot, Gallagher's.

I have had really great blow jobs with and without a condom. I have also had unremarkable ones both ways. I think it depends on a lot of variables from how hot the girl is to how horny you are. The best BJ I ever had, by a wide margin, was covered.

Does it count if you came while the condom was being applied?

I am glad somebody finally asked this question.

Head hurts from reading fucked up post. Brain scrambled from trying to process. Can't remember answer to question.

The ideal female body would.be about three and a half feet tall with a flat head.

You had me at the $20 BJ.