TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament Elite 8: Miami vs. Tijuana
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On to the elite 8. Remember all matchups include that cities suburbs as well, not just city proper. COI/Anaheim goes to LA, West Palm and Pompano go to Miami etc. If you don't have experience in whatever city, go off what you heard on here or what you would most like to try out in the future. Dancers are more then welcome to vote too. Future matchups will be Detroit vs. Toronto, LA vs. Providence, Tampa vs. New Jersey but right now we got a bi-coastal battle of Miami vs Tijuana. Let's do it.
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Miami/ Fort Lauderdale has gotten two expensive . It’s more clubs but unless you go to pompano you’re not getting a deal. Hong Kong alone makes Tijuana a winner. I’ve pulled some bad ones in Adelita too
Tijuana would win a sex or a brothel competition, but this a strip club competition. Miami takes this round.
I like things to be easy and simple in terms of not having excessive logistics involved. Miami may be more expensive but I’d rather show up, enjoy my time at the clubs and in the city, then move on. TJ would be a fun visit someday, sure. But if I’m traveling to a place where the standard advice seems to be don’t stray beyond the club/hotel, I’m looking for a different destination.
It ain't perfect, but I ain't making plans to go to TJ anytime soon when I've got this near by.
And that's fine, but it kinda highlights why the dabates in here go round and round because people move the goalposts to fit the answer they want to give. I actually agree with you about the Hong Kong club. It's pretty competitive with any club I've ever seen. I still say the best club I've ever been to was in Switzerland, but objectively Hong Kong would be what most would prefer for the vibe, number of girls, talent and mileage. At any rate, I was actually leaning toward Miami (barely) but hadn't gotten around to writing out the why. I can tell you it had nothing to do with anything other than ITC factors, but since I hadn't been there some of it was taking the word of semi-reliable witnesses lol.
Here's what I'd typed out, third paragraph not in there yet...
If it's strip clubs vs strip clubs, where would Miami have the edge? This is a US bracket, so if you don't speak Spanish there's that. There are clubs in the US where language is also a factor, so it's not the clear cut equalizer it would appear to be. Then there's the inconvenience factor of having to go to another country. There's more variety in the girls in Southern Florida, so that's also an advantage. And less hustle to pick a girl and go.
Now to TJ. Price per mile is not even competition. You can get model quality whichever way you want it for under $100 with privacy. That's unicorn territory in the US. It's a lazy argument calling the clubs brothels instead of clubs because there are clubs with stage shows and lap dances and a party atmosphere, with a hotel attached. I saw a club this year in the US where dudes were sitting around with water bottles waiting for their chance to poke whatever was coming out from behind the VIP curtain.
Etc...etc...etc...
That would make this type of thread really difficult to pull off. I've seen almost all the places in the bracket, but not all and most of them not in years. I was looking at going to Miami next month, but decided on a different place because of all the press it's been getting about the crypto collapse.
But I have seen TJ. If I'm picking for myself for a quick trip, I'd say TJ. As much hype as it gets, there's a reason I haven't gone out of my way to go to Miami. But for the sake of the casuals and middle 80 I was probably going to vote Miami, and I'll get there one day.
If I'm going international I have too many fine options in other countries with less of a security concern than TJ.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1401
TJ has the most to offer in quality and quantity at a great price for the really discerning gentleman/customer.
:D