TUSCL Ultimate Strip Club City Tournament Final Four: Providence vs. Detroit
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Friday, December 9, 2022 12:30 AM
Face off to see who takes on Miami in the finals. Both give you a good reason to make the trek and freeze your ass off while doing so this time of the year. Let’s get it started.
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Still I think Miami is crowned as the champions
However, I feel like I can make an educated vote here since Detroit Rock City was a better movie than Outside Providence. Detroit. Go Lions.
Providence is a place where I used to travel out of my way to go there because I really liked the clubs. It was like having an Easy Button for all kinds of club fun before I'd figured out how to get that experience anywhere I wanted. The clubs there do punch way over their weight, the girls are quality, and having that crazy law made those clubs the wild west for a long time. But it's kinda like the way I see Los Angeles, eventually the numbers are going to win out and Detroit just had more of everything that was good about the Providence clubs. But I'm still getting back to check out Providence again whenever I find an excuse to go lol.
To use another example, Follies was pound for pound the best club in the country by nearly every measure. The girls were hot. The fun was relatively cheap for the quality and it had privacy available if you were willing to wait. And it had plenty of ITC and OTC options. The one knock on it was that it wasn't the highest end club in the world, but it had good bones. The layout was solid, sight lines were good, and the management stayed out of the way but kept the show moving. If you wanted to just throw money, you could. You wanted to make time with your fav dancer and lock her down for a while? You could. It was just objectively better.
That's Detroit as a club town metro. It's just better until the political machine finally San Diego's it and it goes down for the count.
I had a feeling that Detroit would win this one. It's a bigger city with a bigger reputation. So, of course more people have been there. A lot of people who haven't visited New England tend to think that the entire region is a life support system for Boston. So, Providence is more of a sleeper. That's probably a good thing. The locals have a good thing. The tourists can go to Boston.
Detroit. A city where every single club I’ve entered except for one provided extras. If there are 30 girls working in a particular club at least 28 of them are willing to provide extras. Most of these clubs have a room, sometimes with mirrors, and usually with a curtain for privacy to have your “lapdances” in. Pre COVID pricing was very reasonable for services rendered.
I’ve always said too, Detroit had some of the nicest looking clubs as well, places like Penthouse, Legends, FC spared no expense when designing the decor of their clubs to set a great ambiance.
Where Detroit gets dinged is yes, you may risk the chance of being murdered driving on 8 Mile at 2AM and there are several cities across America that have hotter stripper line ups than Detroit but that does not mean that Detroit strippers are unattractive. They certainly can hold their own. I have always felt safe inside the upper tier clubs. Detroit had a rep as a rough city but the better clubs have always had a large security staff and the clientele seems to behave. I have never seen a fight or anyone get booted from the upper tier clubs before.
Lastly, going back to the main reason, the women, I rarely have encountered GPS in Detroit. Usually the dancers and staff at the clubs are rather friendly. I can’t recall anywhere else in the US where you walk in and the bouncer shakes your hand and asks how your evening is going. This has happened regularly in multiple Detroit clubs to me over the years. Only other place I can recall this happening is Montreal and Toronto.