TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament: Sweet 16 Edition Vote Off

1. Miami(1)

2. Detroit (2)

3. Atlanta (14) - tough call, this went to overtime

4. Tampa Bay (4)

5. New Jersey (5) vs. Seattle (12). Forfeited, both lost

6. Providence (6)

7. Toronto (7)

8. Tijuana (8)

1. Miami

2. Detroit

3. LA

4. Vegas (tough one)

5. New Jersey (have never clubbed in Seattle so gotta go with what I know)

6. Phoenix (historically it would be houston but currently PHX)

7. Toronto

8. Dallas (again never clubbed in Tijuana so going with what I know)

Sorry my comment on #6 was meant for #7!!!

1. Miami(1)

2. Philadelphia (15)

3. Atlanta (14)

4. Tampa Bay (4)

5. New Jersey (5)

6. Providence (6)

7. Toronto (7)

8. Dallas/Fort Worth (9)

1. Miami(1)

2. Detroit (2)

3. Los Angeles (3)

4. Tampa Bay (4)

5. Seattle (12)

6. Providence (6) (also, I think you made this match to trigger desertscrub)

7. Toronto (7)

8. Dallas/Fort Worth (9)

I’ll go with all the top seeds for this round. My criteria is mostly based on places I’d be interested to visit, based on what I read here.

1. Miami(1)

2. Detroit (2)

3. Los Angeles (3)

4. Tampa Bay (4)

5. Seattle (12)

6. Providence (6)

7. Toronto (7)

8. Tijuana (8)

1. Miami - Miami(1) vs. Akron (16)

2. Detroit - Detroit (2) vs. Philadelphia (15)

3. Los Angeles - Los Angeles (3) vs. Atlanta (14)

4. Tampa - Tampa Bay (4) vs. Las Vegas (13)

5. New Jersey - New Jersey (5) vs. Seattle (12)

6. Providence - Providence (6) vs. Phoenix (11)

7. Houston - Toronto (7) vs. Houston (10)

8. Tijuana - Tijuana (8) vs. Dallas/Fort Worth (9)

Commentary - Commissioner Muddy has been answering questions about the seeding, but the tournament is underway! Social media is still buzzing about the inclusion of Toronto and TJ over some other worthy cities by way of the Expansionist Rule, and there was definitely some under the table handshakes happening for the entire state of New Jersey to get counted as a city. The boo-birds are out in Philly as it goes down early, and Toronto gets upset by a game Houston who might be a dark horse as Dallas goes down to the TJ juggernaut...

1. Miami
2. Philadelphia (tourney Cinderella)
3. LA (some of Atlanta's old stars have retired or are past their prime)
4. Tampa (home of more grandmothers under 30 than anyplace else; but LV outraged at its poor seeding)
5. NJ (tough one, NJ is either a Philly or a NYC suburb and doesn't deserve its own slot)
6. Phoenix (close game, maybe more options for non-regulars)
7. Toronto (brought in some players from the Massage- and Escort- farm teams)
8. Tijuana (although DFW may have more native Mexican players on their team)

1. Miami(1)

2. Detroit (2)

3. Atlanta (14)

4. Tampa Bay (4)

5. New Jersey (5)

6. Providence (6)

7. Houston (10)

8. Dallas/Fort Worth (9)

Not that I have a lot of experience in most of the areas mentioned but what you folks call Miami could be three separate high mileage areas with the highest mileage in Pompano Beach. Most of the other southern clubs are quite a distance, not so easy to hit these clubs together

1. Miami
2. Detroit
3. Atlanta. ( I can't stand LA for anything )
4. Vegas. ( I need a trip )
5. Jersey
6. Providence. ( I want to see Desires )
7. Houston
8. Tijuana ( Arriba )

1. Miami
2. Detroit
3. Atlanta
4. Tampa Bay
5. New Jersey
6. Providence
7. Toronto
8. Tijuana

I’ll go all chalk, except for taking Seattle in a stunning 12-5 upset. I’ve never been to clubs in either city, but I can always count on at least one 12-5 upset in the first round.

Bump. This one needs to be above the one talking about having the tournament.

Yeah I understand the New Jersey concern. I had originally planned to put into NYC but if we do that people are just gonna vote accordingly on that one shitty time they were in some Manhattan tourist trap. Lets see how it does out there on it's own. A lot of this stuff is just to make places like the top 4 sweat a little bit, make it interesting. I understand if Jersey does win, that's not a city and I look like fucking idiot but since that's par for the course for myself, I'm not too worried.

It's all in good fun. There's no "right" answer on things like this, so I think it's interesting just to see what people say.

I'll cast my votes now, I'd rather not do it in the OP

1. Miami- Akron is popular on the site for value but it's tough to beat South Florida.

2. Detroit- I like some Philly clubs like Delilah's but this one ain't really close.

3. Los Angeles- This is my No.1 personally for strip club cities. COI is must hit for Mongers. BELAX might be my favorite strip club.

4. Tampa Bay- Good times in the Tampa area, haven't hit the Las Vegas clubs yet.

5. New Jersey- I think when you isolate it's one of the more underrated spots around. You always got a Jersey review in the daily reviews here. I've yet to hit the Seattle club scene but the two big extras clubs there are real popular on here.

6. Phoenix- Providence is cool but I haven't had that awesome experience there just yet like I have in Phoenix. Phoenix has a lot more clubs too.

7. Toronto- Toronto area clubs almost make Detroit almost seem like Disneyland family fun.

8. Dallas/Fort Worth-Great time in DFW, haven't hit TJ yet

1. Miami

2. Detroit

3. Los Angeles

4. Tampa Bay

5. New Jersey

6. Providence

7. Toronto

8. Tijuana

Miami Philadelphia Atlanta Las Vegas New Jersey Phoenix Houston Tijuana

1.Miami 2.Philly 3.LA 4.Tampa 5.NJ 6.Providence 7.Toronto 8.Dallas

1. Miami(1)

2. Detroit (2)

3. Los Angeles (3)

4. Tampa Bay (4)

5. New Jersey (5)

6. Phoenix (11)

7. Toronto (7)

8. Dallas/Fort Worth (9)

1. Miami
2. Detroit
3. Atlanta (I refuse to acknowledge all of LA as one metro)
4. Vegas
5. New Jersey
6. Providence
7. Houston
8. Tijuana

1. Miami

2. Detroit

3. Atlanta

4. Tampa Bay

5. New Jersey

6. Providence

7. Toronto

8. Tijuana

Alright I'm gonna call it here, feels like we got enough votes. No upsets although Atlanta and DFW were the only real close ones but not close enough to keep it going. The winners...

Miami (1)

Detroit (2)

LA (3)

Tampa Bay (4)

New Jersey (5)

Providence (6)

Toronto (7)

Tijuana (8)

On to the elite 8

So this is a combo of my experiences & what I’ve heard. Why isn’t colombia, Thailand and Germany on there if we’re gonna put Tijuana, Mexico on there

Miami (1)

Detroit (2)

Atlanta (14) , Atlanta has went trash but still better than COI and LA

Tampa Bay (4)

New Jersey (5)

Phoenix (6) - because of Hi-Liter

Toronto (7) - barber from Toronto, Houston clubs are mediocre

Tijuana (8) - how the hell is Tijuana an 8th seed, they should be no.1, but yeah they put out DFW with ease

1. Miami(1)
2. Philadelphia (15)
3. Los Angeles
4. Las Vegas (13)
5. New Jersey
6. Phoenix (11)
7. Houston (10)
8. Tijuana (8)

Whoever said Seattle over NJ I’m gonna need you to defend that!