mroo

Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump

Reviews by mroo

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  12 years ago
  Stars Cabaret

  Beaverton, Oregon
  During the days of the dot...

  During the days of the dot com boom and unlimited stupid money on the west side, this place pretty much equalled any club I've ever been in, at least for dancer's looks, stage performances,...
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  12 years ago
  Glimmers

  Portland, Oregon
  I was here for about an...

  I was here for about an hour, here's a compilation of what I saw: Two women chatting behind the bar- they might have been servers, one of them finally stopped chatting long enough to serve...
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  12 years ago
  Grind (Oasis)

  Portland, Oregon
  I visited Wild Orchid last Thursday...

  I visited Wild Orchid last Thursday evening at the behest of a friend. He wound up being late, so I spent most of my time jawing with an incredibly good looking bartender while dropping...
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  12 years ago
  VIP Room PDX

  Portland, Oregon
  After paying my five bucks, I...

  After paying my five bucks, I was immediately struck by the fact no one was dancing. Just me, three other customers and the cashier all in a cramped little storefront that smelled vaguely of...
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  12 years ago
  The Hawthorne Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  I haven't been in here for...

  I haven't been in here for quite some time and thought I'd give it a try once again. My first visit was pleasant enough to warrant a few more visits over the last summer....
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  12 years ago
  Casa Diablo Original Blood

  Portland, Oregon
  It's hard not to write a...

  It's hard not to write a carbon copy of other reviews, but there are a few things that I think bear repeating: - The bartenders are usually the most attractive somewhat naked women in the...
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  12 years ago
  Rose City Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  Based on the fact a dancer...

  Based on the fact a dancer (mentioned by other reviewers) I've known for a more than a few years has started picking up shifts at the RCS, I went out of my way on...
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  12 years ago
  Mynt Gentlemen's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  After Mynt lost their liquor license...

  After Mynt lost their liquor license (details here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/60787627/OLCC-Mynt-Investigation-Report-and-Charge-Letter) and closed its doors late last summer, the Doss' still had a lease for the old LaFortuna property that they were still obligated to pay...
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  13 years ago
  Dolphin II

  Beaverton, Oregon
  Given Dean MacBale's abundant legal problems,...

  Given Dean MacBale's abundant legal problems, criminal and civil, Federal and State, I decided to check the place out a few times over the last month and visit with some of my old ATF's...
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  13 years ago
  Lure Exotic Club

  Portland, Oregon
  I've been to Lure a three...

  I've been to Lure a three times over the last rainy season (it was so bad the first time, I was sure I just caught it on an off night), and I've yet to...
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  11 years ago

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  trixxi
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  13 years ago
  Thunder Ranch Lap Dance Club

  Oak Grove, Oregon
  I've never been to one of...

  I've never been to one of the local "lap dance" or "jack shack" establishments before, so I wasn't sure what to expect. Apparently, I should have no expectations whatsoever. There were only two dancers working...
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  13 years ago
  Club 205

  Portland, Oregon
  This is still the place in...

  This is still the place in Portland to visit if you're looking to ogle some gorgeous women and not spend a fortune in the process. I stopped in last Saturday night around the afternoon/evening shift...
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  13 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Yikes! Well, this place fell off...

  Yikes! Well, this place fell off a cliff in the last three months. Out of my last four visits, just one dancer managed to show up or there were no dancers at all. Staff...
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  13 years ago
  Ark Angels Gentlemen's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  The good: Physically, this is a...

  The good: Physically, this is a great club- it's clean, has a great sound system, the one large stage is pleasant to sit at as are the couches to the side, and the upstairs...
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  13 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Quick summary: The bartender was cute...

  Quick summary: The bartender was cute and friendly and the rest of the staff didn't act like jerks. The contractors were short on bad attitudes, bad ink, and bad metal, as well as surprisingly...
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  13 years ago
  The Library Las Vegas

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  I stumbled in here just about...

  I stumbled in here just about midnight, deciding that I didn't want to spend the rest of the night watching my friends gamble or help them wait in line until 3AM to get into...
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  13 years ago
  Dancin' Bare

  Portland, Oregon
  George's Dancin' Bare is similar to...

  George's Dancin' Bare is similar to Mary's, The Acropolis, and Club 205- forget about 'private' dances, tip at the stage, and enjoy some decent pub food at a cheap price. Like the other clubs...
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  14 years ago
  Club Rouge

  Portland, Oregon
  If you like horrible service from...

  If you like horrible service from angry staff, naked fatties, and ROB's, this is the place downtown! I've been waiting for this place to finish decorating or improve their dancers since they've opened, but it...
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  14 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  I walked in here around 11...

  I walked in here around 11 PM on a Saturday night- just left a work related party in the Penthouse on top of the Palms and was feeling frisky and stupid. After paying my...
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  14 years ago
  Mynt Gentlemen's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  If you've been to Spyce, you...

  If you've been to Spyce, you probably know what to expect already from Mynt: comparatively high priced drinks, dance, and erratic service. Since the club is comparatively larger than Spyce (well, the first floor...
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  14 years ago
  OG Gentlemen's Club

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  I stopped in just before the...

  I stopped in just before the Monday Night Football game got started- probably less than a dozen contractors working, but couldn't really tell in the darkness. The front door staff let me in without paying...
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  14 years ago
  Club Tease

  Portland, Oregon
  There's nothing good or even so-so...

  There's nothing good or even so-so about this place, so I'll cut to the chase. DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! The...
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  14 years ago
  Doc's Club 82

  Portland, Oregon
  This isn't actually a strip club-...

  This isn't actually a strip club- it's a very confused bar which on some nights is a Sports Bar, (I'm guessing that based on the promotional materials they had on display) others its a...
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  14 years ago
  Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

  Portland, Oregon
  If you were ever in Stars...

  If you were ever in Stars Cabaret Beaverton in the late 1990's, you pretty much know what to expect from a visit, both good and bad: Things to like: - Service - Club cleanliness and layout - Dancer...
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  14 years ago

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  akaimushi