Dancin' Bare

I have visited the dancing bare on previous visits to Portland so stopped by when I got to town. Pointless, they club appears to have changed it's business. The stage was gone…

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday…

I have been to the Dancin' Bare twice now, the first being almost a year ago on a weeknight and the second being last Saturday early afternoon, and I must say as…

Dancin' Bare raised an eyebrow or two when I suggested it as the nearest strip club to our hotel. It seems the name may evoke different ideas to those now familiar with…

I went on a Friday night around 11pm. The venue is actually way bigger on the outside than it looks on the inside. It’s relatively clean and nice, decent on the inside…

I used to enjoy my visits to this club but was disappointed on this latest visit. This was about 7pm, so early evening. Generally made to feel unwelcome, I was given…

My first visit in many years. Nothing had changed. It's big, but empty. Draft cheap beer was $4.25. At 1 in the afternoon, maybe half a dozen PLs and three…

When we first walked in a group of patrons (mixed guys and girls) were standing near the entrance playing an arcade game. In the background a dancer was baring it all…

This place really crams "no touching" down your throat. As soon as I walked in, the guy checking IDs said something to the effect of "absolutely don't touch the dancers under any…

I had some time to kill on a Saturday evening and had never been here before so I decided to check it out. It was pretty quiet but the were a number…

The Dancin' Bare is nothing special to look at. From the outside the name is punny, the sign was mocked up on a cocktail napkin as a joke, and the place is…

The first time I ever came to Dancin' Bare it was about 7pm on a Friday night. My girl was taking a pole dancing class down the road and I had about…

I would recommend the Bare because of its location and proximity to Washington State. Prices are average I got two very tame lap dances they were wholly unremarkable. They have…

I've avoided this place because of the name. It sounds a little ridiculous. But I had an hour to kill, and it did have pretty good reviews, so I stopped in. The interior…

I visited this club while passing through one day, it is easily accessible and has parking. I walked in, pleased that they have no cover, and can tell it's very laid back…

So this will be my very first review for the Bare! This was one of the very first strip clubs i visited back in the day when i first turned 21! There…

I decided to check this place out on my way home day since I had been on xoticspot.com and saw e really hot dancer who was supposed to be working that afternoon.…

First club I noticed here on visit 2 years ago (long before moving here.) - Very prominent on Interstate Avenue! Early Fri night. Maybe a dozen men at tables and rails - $4.50…

I'm neutral on this club, but probably will check out others before coming back. It's a large bar with a main stage and two pit dance areas. When I came, there were…

I had been here a few times in the past and it seemed alright, kind of chill with good food and nice dancers. but nowadays its even better. All of…

I have been to the Dancin' Bare before and this visit I made on October 12 was right up there in quality. There was a new dancer, Heidi, from Boise (I believe…

I was here 5/31/2013 and they don't have the $5 steak special anymore (apparently gone as of last year) Also, why is this the ONLY strip club in Portland that doesn't allow…

It had been so long since I'd been in here, I'd forgotten what it was like. It's huge inside. Three stages, pool tables, etc. Obviously in the afternoon, only…

A few years back I used to work in Portland a lot and this was 1 of my hangouts. I stopped in alittle while back when I was passing…

I stopped here after flying into town on a Monday night, since it was on my way to my hotel. It's a pretty big bar, with a few stages (they were only…

Came here while passing through town. Definitely had a good time. Dancers were placed at two stages. Typical 3 song set. Just like most places in Oregon, girls are eager to please…

I stopped by hoping that a dancer I had heard about would be dancing. Unfortunately she wasn't there but I did sit down at the rack and enjoy a few dancers.…

Dropped in on a Tuesday evening around 9PM. This place is a dive bar with strippers. Lots of pool tables, large bar area and a couple of stages. I…

Wouldnt waste your time here. I showed up late afternoon. Girls were under par, lots of cellulite that day. Even worse, they were apathetic. uninterested in dancing, in money for dancing. Kinda…

I hadn't been to this place in a couple years so I figured it was time to stop by again. I liked it a lot better this time. There was a somewhat…

George's Dancin' Bare is similar to Mary's, The Acropolis, and Club 205- forget about 'private' dances, tip at the stage, and enjoy some decent pub food at a cheap price. Like the…

On a recent visit to Portland I took myself on tour of a number of spots downtown and then also to Dancin Bare which is located along the light rail transit line…

This place was OK. I would save your time for a more fun place. I do not think Portland is a good place for clubs. Alot of guys not spending money. The…

Stopped by this place with some buddies on a Saturday night. There were a fair number of girls on hand, rotating between 3 stages. For the first song they are…

The Dancin Bare is my neighborhood strip club. I've been in there many times over the years. It's not my favorite titty bar in Portland, but it definitely not the worst and…

Visited late afternoon / early evening. Only six girls on duty initially but more were arriving in time for a pole competition later (which I didn't stay for). The girls…

This is my local club and i really like it- has a neighborhood bar vibe. During the day there are not that many hot chicks, but in the eves there are usually…

It was an ok time here. Went here for a friends birthday party. Its really more of a neighborhood bar with good entertainment. Half the guys I was with…

I was in on a Saturday around 12:30 in the afternoon. It was pretty quiet with 3 girls doing 3 song sets on 1 stage and just maybe 5 or 6…

Went there on a Saturday night (12/29/2007) at around 9:30pm. No cover. There were 9 girls in rotation, dancing on 3 stages. The girls were primarily 5's and 6's with one girl…

I went there on a Saturday afternoon (Dec 8th) and was pretty impressed. They had a few beautiful dancers working. One dancer was probably in her mid 30s and had…

I went there on a Saturday evening relatively early - probably about 8:00. Things weren't really going yet and those that were there seemed to be regulars. It actually feels more like…

Went in on a recent early Saturday afternoon. This club isn't particularly clean or modern, and I certainly wouldn't want to eat there. I wasn't expecting much in terms of…

Went back tonite, the girls were hot, but man do the drinks suck. After ordering and drinking five drinks I still didn't have a buzz way too weak. They now…

After being a bit grossed out at the Exotica CLub, I ventured west and stopped into this little local bar, known for good food, drinks, and good looking (and conservative) dancers.…

I agree pretty much with what other posters have said about D'B, except I wouldn't recommend the other clubs mentioned over D'B. The place is a run down dump, but the women working…

Beer is too expensive, place is run-down and cold inside. Women are usally pretty good looking, but the beer is really expensive like $5 a glass. Too bad, it has…

Older style club, black painted walls and ceiling. Saturday afternoon dancers not bad, a couple of realy attractive girls, several average. The food is decent. Typical Portland area club, more like a…

Here on a Thursday evening before a race weekend at PIR. I expected it to be packed with race fans. Nope. Pretty quiet. 2 stages in operation with 4 dancers in a…

Fairly typical of the kinds of clubs one finds in Portland -- pool tables, good food, exotic dancers. The Dancin' Bare has two stages, and a surprising number of dancers -- some…

Decent place. The stages are higher up - with wood-top railings around eye-level when you're sitting. Dancers dance 3 songs sets... 1st song clothed, 2nd song top off, 3rd song…

Visited early evening weeknight. There were 5 dancers and all were great looking. At least 8s or 9s. Had a good burger there for $4. $4 beer. Really enjoyed watching the…

Stopped by at about 11:30 pm on a Saturday (no cover charge). The place was very full with all three stages going and at least one bachelor party. The place…

Stopped in last week after a round of golf. They were having a pseudo wet t-shirt contest but it wasn't really advertised from what I saw. They had only a few ladies…

If you want to hang out in a bar/restaurant/pool hall that happens to have some naked women hanging around, this is the club for you. I visited Dancin' Bare with my wife and…

After my last experience here, I can't believe I'm back; however, their web site lists one of my ATFs on the tonight's schedule. It is early on Friday night and only two…