Dancin' Bare

I have visited the dancing bare on previous visits to Portland so stopped by when I got to town.

Pointless, they club appears to have changed it's business. The stage was gone and there weren't any females in the club at all. In fact the bar tender was the only...

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I took them to a dispensary to got them loaded up on edibles and then set out...

I have been to the Dancin' Bare twice now, the first being almost a year ago on a weeknight and the second being last Saturday early afternoon, and I must say as a strip club it is not Portland's best by any stretch of the imagination. And as a...

Dancin' Bare raised an eyebrow or two when I suggested it as the nearest strip club to our hotel. It seems the name may evoke different ideas to those now familiar with the homophonic "Dancing Bear" series of pornographic videos starring male strippers. That's homophonic, not homophobic. Grow up, friends

I...

I went on a Friday night around 11pm. The venue is actually way bigger on the outside than it looks on the inside. It’s relatively clean and nice, decent on the inside for looking pretty dive-y on the outside. The women I saw were definitely subpar, though. There was a...