Club Tease

The tight quarters of this place gives it a friendly, dive bar feel. You’re never more than six feet from one of the half-dozen dancers who lounge around, ready to chat. That’s…

This spot is definitely a bit of a dive. The bar has your typical spirits, mixers, and beers for the area. The prices are average. I've not tried the food. The girls…

Showed up on a Friday afternoon and sat down at the bar. This is a small club with one stage and most of the time the dancers are at the bar or…

There are probably 3 main reasons for someone to visit a strip club in Portland. 1. Watch the stage dancing. At Club Tease, it's pretty awkward. The stage is small.…

Wednesdays after 9 PM is when I go here. Keep in min d they close early, 9 PM I think, on Friday and Saturday and are closed Sunday. No cover, no ID check,…

Monday night, 9 - 11. 6 girls working. 1 stage, occasional dancer performing even though there was a posted rotation. Most of the time the girls were hanging with customers at the…

Club Description: The club is a small divey club with a single stage. There were a handful of customers there enjoying their drinks and food and seeming not to mind that no…

Wanting to hit a club or two last Tuesday, I checked out Club Tease’s Instagram pre-open dancer list and saw my favorite dancer listed. I usually get a text from her letting…

I used to frequent this club when it was Skinn. Back then, the mileage could be great. Fast forward to now. There have been very few reviews of recent…

I got a four hour window last Thursday and decided to clean up and go see a particular dancer that I have had a number of experiences with at Club Tease (formally…

I passed by Club Skinn after reading the previous review hoping to have some fun. I arrived at 1pm on a Wednesday and the parking lot was pretty empty. As I was…

This is my first visit to Club Tease which was formally Club Skinn. I attempted to check this place out awhile back on a Saturday afternoon, but it was closed. I found…

I stopped by here last week before Thanksgiving. The club was closed, and the neon "Skinn" sign was taken down. I have since seen an advertisement for an upcoming "Club Tease" on…

I hadn't been here in awhile so I thought I would stop by and check it out. It was pretty slow on a Tuesday afternoon. Only 2 girls working. Both of them…

This is a compendium of about a half-dozen visits to Skinn over the last six months, all in the afternoon and on various days of the week. My first visit was on…

Hadn't been to Skinn in over a year, but I had fun. Walked in just after noon and it was pretty dead. One custie, a regular, nursing a beer and watching rugby…

I was in the area and club Skinn was one of the few Portland clubs I'd never been to so I figured why not give it a shot. First thing I noticed…

This was my first visit since the "remodel." The remodel doesn't look like it was much. Just conversion of the old private dance area to more little cubicles by removing…

Skinn was closed for awhile for remodeling. It’s always been a tight space with a dance area and bar to the left of the entrance. The floor is higher at the entrance…

Okay looks like they got their license back. They also made some changes. Their lap dance area has been upgraded. There used to be a VIP lap dance booth…

I have driven by this place twice in the past two weeks and it has been closed. There is a sign on the door that says their liquor license had been…

Came here when my favorite club closed early and saw it on my way home. The dancers were really friendly but not pushy and it had a neighborhood bar vibe.…

In my quest to visit every strip club in town the one thing I've noticed is regardless of the size, quality, area, prices, bathrooms etc. My enjoyment of the club is pretty…

This is in possibly the worst neighborhood in North Portland. They have a guard outside to pat you down as you enter. Inside it has remained unchanged for at least…

I haven't been to this club in almost two years. They had a string a violence that happened at the club which kept me away. They have made changes in…

My girl and I showed up at Club Skinn for the first time on a Thursday afternoon. We had seen an ad in Xoticspot magazine saying that Club Skinn was holding a…

Things seem pretty much the same here, but they've lost their lottery license. So things were quite a bit quieter when I dropped by in the afternoon. Same dancers, same awkward juke…

Showed up in late afternoon and there were like 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls. A good amount of variety. Tipping just a buck at the…

IF you want to roll the dice and see what's there, feel free to drop in. It is more of a neighborhood dive bar that happens to have nude dancers.…

Well I must be a glutton for punishment. I keep trying this place and maybe it's my bad luck but every time I go, the talent always seems to be sub-par. I…

I used to go here somewhat regularly because of a couple girls that worked there. One had great hands and the other had an amzing mouth and i always left satisfied for…

Was on vacation and went to this place mid afternoon. Many patrons were playing video poker and not paying attention to the dancers. Took advantage of happy hour drinks and…

It's one of my favorite clubs in Portland. Not due to the high quality of the girls, and event not necessarily for any crazy milage. It's slow and laid back and that's…

I'm a somewhat regular here. Some of my favorite dancers started there. I have found afternoons to be a better time than evenings. The girls are friendly and no…

I've been on the lookout for clubs in PDX that have some black dancers. A couple of TUSCLers alerted me to this club, so I decided to check it out. I arrived…

I had never been in this club before and had heard on a local board that some of the dancers from Jiggles had migrated here when Jiggles closed. Since I've been…

I had some time to kill while waiting to for an event and found this club for the first time. It is small, intimate, and the bar had friendly service. There was…

1st trip to Club Skinn and I sorta liked the place. It's much smaller than I expected and the girls were not too enticing, but it had a comfortable, neighborhood watering-hole…

Popped into Club Skinn, as I saw a dancer on XS I have wanted to visit was advertising they would be there. This club reminds me a fair amount of Lure,…

Another visit to Skinn, this time hoping to see a particular dancer whose pictures I had seen and heard good things about. She was there when I arrived, but engaged with what…

Been going by this place for long time - finally stopped in Thursday night 11:00 pm! Not too busy, (altho "Erotic" (a dancer) says it's pretty light for a Thur!)…

First the bad news... They scanned my ID. I've never allowed this to happen before, but I allowed it. Read on to find out why. (Scanning is…

Visited the club on Memorial Day, a Monday afternoon basically. It's a dive, neighborhood bar with naked women. The club seemed a little crammed - one stage. If you backed up from…

I've stopped back by Skinn a few times since I last reviewed it. It remains a very friendly place, and the food is pretty decent. Sadly the dancer talent is just not…

I visited the club on a Friday evening; I’ve heard good things about the club from others. From the outside the club looks like a regular bar, much like other clubs…

Update on this club. Sometimes (actually quite often, now that I think about it) the bartender is hotter than the dancers.... I guess that's a plus or a negative depending…

Showed up in the late afternoon and there were around 5 dancers on shift. This place definitely has some thick girls, but there are also some small girls. A good amount of…

All my other reviews have been in Kansas, but I was in Portland and had a free night so decided to explore. I picked Club Skinn off of TUSCL and took…

A typical Portland neighborhood dive. The club is small, with one small stage. A room full of lottery machines in back. Everyone was friendly, a couple of ladies sat with me for…

Haven't been to this club previously, but was in the neighborhood and stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. The club is a smaller neighborhood club that is typical of Portland. It…

Went to Club Skinn again on a weekday afternoon. It's a real dive, you have to like that kind of thing. As usual, there were about four dancers on shift. You can…

It was the middle of the day, but this place was skeezy as hell. I stayed for about 2 minutes before sneaking out. The dancers had bellies and one latched onto me…

Super sketchy place, only enhanced by the fact that it is right next to the area's favorite 7-11 donut stop for on-duty cops. Dancers are generally fairly haggard & rough. But they…

So I have been to this place before. I only stayed like 5 minutes for a beer, saw a row of ugly women and I left. I happened to be…

My most recent visit had 5 dancers on a weekday afternoon. Variety is the key word for this place. Dancers can be hot or not. They tend to average a little…

I have been here a few times and it is hit or miss. They can have girls that are a 7 or 8 and have girls that are a 2 or…

Stopped by on a Wednesday around 10. 3 girls on duty; but 2 of the ladies seemed like theft would rather be anywhere else. An attractive blonde provides a great stage dance…

Lately things are really picking up at Club Skinn, from my point of view. I have a preference for black girls. I've had great dances from Chyna and Honey, a…

Probably one of the tiniest, dive-iest tit bars in a city full of them. Still this is the quintessential definition of the neighborhood strip bar. The stage area is tiny…

Holy Smokes! I think I found the largest strippers in Portland. If PortlandDave is correct about this place being hit or miss, my trip to Club Skinn was a clean miss. I dropped…

This club is really hit and miss. They frequently have some great looking dancers but also have some not so great looking. They frequently have quite a few dancers on…

Tried the club again because I was in the neighborhood. The place was cold inside, so the dancers had coats on over their bikinis when not dancing. A couple of decent looking…

CLub Skinn used to go by JD's. I am not sure if it was a management change or just a new name throw up to get some more business. I never could…

Very small neighborhood bar. Five or six girls dancing, which is very good for early afternoon. Dancers ranged from 3 (generous 3) to 8, with the average about a 5. Plenty of…

I normally come in to this bar once to twice a week. So, I decided to come in and check out the dancers and get a steak! Walked up to the door…

I've been by here a few times in recent months, and always done well. My favorite thing: private booths for dances in the back. I've had good experiences with high-mileage…

Stopped by Jd's tonight to see what it was all about. This place is a straight up biker bar with a couple of dancers. Actually, I'm not even sure they would qualify…

There have been recent changes. For the better. More dancers. Pretty high quality dancers for the most part. 4 on duty before 4pm. More came on at…

Basically a neighborhood bar with overweight older dancers. Very small inside and a few transient homeless at the bar who need a bath. I was there in June 2011 and each month…

I just started visiting JD's recently. After several visits, I have mixed feelings about the place. First of all, I was concerned about safety because of the area it's in…

I saw a review on another site claiming this place was balls-to-the-wall mileage with "gangsta" clientele. So I came in a couple times, had a couple dances, earlier in the day…

I've dropped in from time to time over the past couple of years and it's been pretty dismal. Maybe one dancer during the day and not very motivated. But I stopped in…

Not bad for a middle of the day kind of place. Not a lot happening, but the two dancers there were attentive, the bartender did her job and was funny. Quality was…

There's nothing good or even so-so about this place, so I'll cut to the chase. DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT…

After reading the previous review stopped by to see how things were. The bartenders were hot but the dancers were not. This is or was a small corner neighborhood bar…

I saw on another board that someone I knew was now bartending here a couple of days a week, so I dropped in for the first time in a while. It's…