Club Tease

The tight quarters of this place gives it a friendly, dive bar feel. You’re never more than six feet from one of the half-dozen dancers who lounge around, ready to chat. That’s almost better than the stage, which is one of the worst in Portland. It’s beside the aisle from...

This spot is definitely a bit of a dive. The bar has your typical spirits, mixers, and beers for the area. The prices are average. I've not tried the food.

The girls are for the most part between a 4 or 5 out of 10. Last time I went it...

Showed up on a Friday afternoon and sat down at the bar. This is a small club with one stage and most of the time the dancers are at the bar or just hanging around somewhere. Around four of the dancers were sitting toward the back of the room talking...

There are probably 3 main reasons for someone to visit a strip club in Portland.

1. Watch the stage dancing. At Club Tease, it's pretty awkward. The stage is small. About 1-2 chairs wide by maybe 5-6 chairs long. The long side is on the main...

Wednesdays after 9 PM is when I go here. Keep in min d they close early, 9 PM I think, on Friday and Saturday and are closed Sunday.
No cover, no ID check, no pat down. Mixed drinks usually $10. Buying a mixed drink for a performer usually costs $10. The...