I was here for about an...

I was here for about an hour, here's a compilation of what I saw:

Two women chatting behind the bar- they might have been servers, one of them finally stopped chatting long enough to serve me my beer

Four middle aged white guys playing video poker- not even bothering to see what or who was on stage.

Three of the fattest whales I've ever seen onstage, shaking their blubber to bad 80's pop music- it was hard to tell what was playing, the speakers were all blown.

Two landscapers sitting at a table- nursing their cervezas like they were the last bottles of water left on an Saharan expedition.