There's nothing good or even so-so...

There's nothing good or even so-so about this place, so I'll cut to the chase. DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT!

The first thing you'll notice when you walk in is that the place is very small and lit entirely by black lights- if you can somehow see your way to the bar or tip rail, be prepared to throw up in your mouth. Between the ugly topless bartender and the faces of meth models on stage, I'm not sure I've ever been less entertained or more disgusted in a Portland Strip Bar. The one 'performer' who wasn't ugly and pockmarked looked like she was fourteen and didn't bother dancing. Ugh!