George's Dancin' Bare is similar to...

George's Dancin' Bare is similar to Mary's, The Acropolis, and Club 205- forget about 'private' dances, tip at the stage, and enjoy some decent pub food at a cheap price. Like the other clubs mentioned, it's more than a little seedy and more than a little run-down. The few times I've been there in the last year, the dancers have been at least average in looks, with everything from blonde spinners to raven haired amazons with head to toe ink and metal. None of them have been gut churning nor have any of them been head-turning.

Most of the patrons seem to be more into playing pool (the L-shaped table is no more) and video poker than tipping, which means that you pretty much have the stage to yourself mid-week nights- many of the dancers don't bother putting on a stage show other than taking off an article of clothing. However, the crowd does seem to pick up and tip more on weekends, with the dancers putting forth more effort then as a result.

If you're not into blowing a huge wad of cash while sipping a beer or two and ogling naked women and live in the 'couve, this is probably your best bet.