This isn't actually a strip club-...

This isn't actually a strip club- it's a very confused bar which on some nights is a Sports Bar, (I'm guessing that based on the promotional materials they had on display) others its a live music venue (like the night I visited, Saturday), and other nights it reputedly has an unknown number of women who take their clothes off in the expectation that you'll give them money for their astounding accomplishments in the performing arts.

When I walked in on a recent early weekend evening, the place was deader than the next door cemetery. Even though I was one of maybe three customers in the establishment, it still took the bar tender ten minutes or so to stop talking on her cell phone and lower herself to pour me the weakest adult beverage I've ever had in a strip club.

After a few more minutes of "enjoying my beverage" while listening to the Video Poker machines chime, I asked if there was any entertainment this evening, to which she replied "the band has gotten here yet". You mean the strippers dance to live music? "No, we haven't had any dancers call for a couple of days".