After paying my five bucks, I...

After paying my five bucks, I was immediately struck by the fact no one was dancing. Just me, three other customers and the cashier all in a cramped little storefront that smelled vaguely of mildew. All of us just kind of sat around and avoided eye contact for a few minutes.

I was about to ask if they actually had anyone working when two contractors appeared. Neither of the dancers floated my boat- while both of them were modestly attractive, both were too young for my tastes and danced about as well as a horse on ice skates. After around twenty minutes, I realized it wasn't going to get better and left.

This may be a good place if you find a dancer you like, but the odds are against it if there's only two of them working on what should be a busy shift. Maybe they had trouble with dancers showing up that evening, but I'm not inclined to try it again.