Ark Angels Gentlemen's Club

The good: Physically, this is a great club- it's clean, has a great sound system, the one large stage is pleasant to sit at as are the couches to the side, and the upstairs dance area is well laid out and comfortable as well. It's easy to find, as it's...

Went in on a Monday evening around 10 PM. I was visiting from out of town. There were two or three other customers present and three dancers in their late teens to very early twenties. Admission was $5. The hours are 7 PM to 4 AM. ...

I went there because one of the dancers I knew was working there. I wish I had not gone. The place was pretty much empty. Made me feel like creep for going there. The interior is pretty good. But if the place is occupied by 4 to 5 dancers and...

This is the newest club in Portland, and one of the few in downtown. It's in a nice area right next to the World Trade Center rather than the rest of the downtown clubs that are in or near OldTown. Inside the place is pretty nice with exposed...

Since I'm the newbie, I thought I should 'take one for the team,' so I went to the Frat House.

There are zero customers (they opened up a week ago) and they're doing three friction lap dances, out-of-eyeshot upstairs, for $40, to build traffic.

When you walk down first street, there's an...