mroo

Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump

Reviews by mroo

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  7 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Whoa! That's not an upgrade. Same skeeze, new prices

  Things have changed somewhat since I wrote a review a couple of months ago, and some of the points other reviewers have made are accurate. Entertainer quality in clubs goes up and down in clubs...
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  7 years ago
  Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

  Portland, Oregon
  Light On Fun, Heavy On Upsell

  I'm used to pushy dancers, lousy service, and weak drinks, but they have to be over the top for it to actually ruin a visit at a strip club. Congratulations, Stars, you've hit it...
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  7 years ago

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  7 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  The more things change, the more they stay the same

  Reveal (Previously called The Boom Boom Room for the last 15 years) is now completely owned by the owner of Xpose. It was previously co-owned along with the proprietor of The Kit Kat Lounge,...
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  8 years ago
  Club SinRock

  Portland, Oregon
  Decent food, club layout, and service. The entertainment... not so much.

  The title sums everything up, but here are more words to make it wordy: I think I might have arrived at the start of the closing shift, and either most the entertainers were late, or...
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  9 years ago
  Heat

  Portland, Oregon
  Ugh, scratch that off my bucket list

  This is a summary of a few visits over the last month. Heat is a sister bar to Club 205, with some of the same service staff working both clubs. The emphasis here is...
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  9 years ago
  Hawthorne Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  And the somewhat improved award goes to...

  While it's still small, the new venue for the club is an improvement over the cramped space the owners (same as Devil's Point, Sassy's, etc) took over on Hawthorne when it was Dino's, The...
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  9 years ago
  Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

  Portland, Oregon
  Not great, might be better in a couple of months

  After enjoying the usual food and boobs next door, my friends and I decided to check out "Johnny Diablo's" latest attempt to print money. The club is somewhat over-air-conditioned, unexpectedly brightly lit, clean, and...
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  9 years ago
  Kit Kat Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Executive Summary: This is sometimes a...

  Executive Summary: This is sometimes a great club, probably the best in Portland for what it attempts to do. However, you have to time your visit properly and should limit your expectations to burlesque...
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  10 years ago
  Gold Club

  Milwaukie, Oregon
  Executive Summary: If you're in Oregon...

  Executive Summary: If you're in Oregon City and don't feel like driving the extra twelve miles into Portland, this may be an attractive option for you, but not for me. As far as I...
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  10 years ago
  Club Rouge

  Portland, Oregon
  My man Huggy Bear done gave...

  My man Huggy Bear done gave me word that the place had been sold, so I've been down on the street to dig the scene. Here's what's changed: - Drink Prices are slightly lower - No cover...
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  10 years ago

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  Clackport
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  10 years ago
  Golden Dragon Exotic Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Executive summary: All new ownership, management,...

  Executive summary: All new ownership, management, employees, and contractors. What used to be a filthy, dimly lit underage club is now a filthy, brightly lit underage club. Whereas there used to be a couple...
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  10 years ago
  Magic Garden

  Portland, Oregon
  It's the last week of existence...

  It's the last week of existence for this Portland institution, so I thought I'd stop in and pay my respects. I haven't been in here for almost ten years, and not much has changed-...
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  10 years ago
  Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  After a few years away, I've...

  After a few years away, I've stopped in a few times over the last month and here's my summary: The place is still in passable shape. The sound system and rest of the venue are...
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  10 years ago
  Spyce Gentlemen's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Stuff to Like: Great Service, Frequently...

  Stuff to Like: Great Service, Frequently Stunning Contractors, Entertaining Stage Shows On the fence: Private dances, DJ doesn't get in the way of having fun Stuff not to like: Expensive Drinks and Dances, Too many...
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  10 years ago
  The Venue

  Portland, Oregon
  This is a compilation of multiple...

  This is a compilation of multiple visits scattered over a few months in between murder investigations and other police activity:<br> <br> Physically,it's a decent club. Parking, sound, seating, and other things like lighting don't get in...
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  11 years ago
  Stars Cabaret

  Beaverton, Oregon
  Executive Summary: It's pretty clear no...

  Executive Summary: It's pretty clear no one working here gives a damn about my business, or probably yours for that matter. Fortunately for Portland Perverts, there are at least four dozen venues of similar...
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  11 years ago
  Black Cauldron

  Portland, Oregon
  Other people have covered prices and...

  Other people have covered prices and service, so I'll focus on my impressions of other aspects of the club: From the outside, the Black Cauldron looks like a scandinavian barn, with the interior resembling a...
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  11 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Like others have said, it's a...

  Like others have said, it's a small neighborhood bar type of venue, just off Interstate 205 in Powellhurst. It also happens to be one of the half dozen east side clubs that's had at...
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  11 years ago
  Reveal Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  The Boom Boom Room has two...

  The Boom Boom Room has two things going for it- the bouncers are still great and the people behind the bar mix a well poured drink. I wish I could say the same about the...
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  11 years ago
  Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

  Reno, Nevada
  I've been in here once every...

  I've been in here once every so often since it's opened, and nothing much has changed since the late 90's. I know some people love this place, but I've always found it boring and...
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  11 years ago
  Golden Dragon Exotic Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Stuff to like: I've had some of...

  Stuff to like: I've had some of the best private dances I've ever had in Portland, and at a reasonable price no less. Even on weekday evenings, there's usually a couple of dozen contractors between...
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  11 years ago

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  lewlew
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  11 years ago
  Lucky Devil Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  While there are still a lot...

  While there are still a lot of great dancers here, the line up for the most part has gotten stale and hasn't been refreshed in a couple of years. I think the owner has...
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  11 years ago
  Club Rouge

  Portland, Oregon
  What a difference a couple of...

  What a difference a couple of years makes. As it stands now, this is probably one of the best clubs in the entire city, and certainly the best one in downtown Portland. Service has improved...
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  12 years ago
  CaBaRet II

  Portland, Oregon
  I have no idea what the...

  I have no idea what the previous idiot was talking about, aside from trying to get the place shut down for illegal activities. All entertainment provided that I've witnessed has been completely legal under...