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Reviews by mroo

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14 years ago
Safari Show Club
Portland, Oregon
I haven't been here since the...
I haven't been here since the Stars Cabaret syndicate sold the place- while it still has the same half finished supper club layout, I was pleasantly surprised by the other improvements they've made in...
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14 years ago
Lucky Devil Lounge
Portland, Oregon
The most recent owner (Sassy's, Dante's,...
The most recent owner (Sassy's, Dante's, Devil's Point) has done a nice job of taking a cursed location and turning it into one of the best strip joints in Portland. (Over the last decade,...
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15 years ago
Exotica
Portland, Oregon
Shalom Exotica, I wondered how you...
Shalom Exotica, I wondered how you stayed in Business this long. Please don't come back now, ya hear? Exotica is currently undergoing "remodeling", which is newspeak for the Oregon Liquor Control Commission yanked their liquor...
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15 years ago
Union Jacks
Portland, Oregon
Things to like: Hawthorne Strip and...
Things to like: Hawthorne Strip and Sassy's are nearby. Things not to like: Ultra Rude and Slow Service, Dancer's Looks, Dancer's Attitudes, Seating, Parking. I can't say anything good about this place- I hated it ten...
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15 years ago
Blush
Portland, Oregon
Things really haven't changed much here...
Things really haven't changed much here since it was Club Cabos. While there was an uptick in talent just after they opened, the entertainment has settled into its old niche- a neighbourhood bar that...
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15 years ago
Dolphin II
Beaverton, Oregon
I can't see how anyone could...
I can't see how anyone could write a good review for this place unless they work here- I'm down from visiting a couple of times a month to once every six months or more,...
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15 years ago
Rose City Strip
Portland, Oregon
Things to like: Cheap Drinks, Ample...
Things to like: Cheap Drinks, Ample Seating, Friendly Bar Tender On The Fence: Pool Tables, All Death Metal - All Day - All Night, "Unique" stage arrangement Things not to like: Even after the recent remodel,...
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15 years ago
Jiggles
Tualatin, Oregon
The good: variety of women working...
The good: variety of women working the floor, table/lap dances On the fence: cover charge, parking The bad: cover charge, seating If you're in Jiggles, don't expect a gentlemen's club sort of experience- while the club has...
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15 years ago
Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club
Portland, Oregon
Stopped by last Friday night- was...
Stopped by last Friday night- was expecting a large crowd, but the parking lot was empty. When I got to the door, I found out why... Management has changed, as have quite a few...
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15 years ago
Club Rouge
Portland, Oregon
This club is a lot of...
This club is a lot of potential and I look forward to coming back in the future to see if it pans out. Stuff to like: - Seating - Stages - Service - Seem to treat their contractors well On...
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15 years ago
Hotties
West Slope, Oregon
This was a decent place when...
This was a decent place when it was Wildcats- although it was a dump, I really liked the management and the service. The women dancing were so-so at best, but at least they were...
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15 years ago
Stars Cabaret
Beaverton, Oregon
Star's is supposedly "under new management"...
Star's is supposedly "under new management" even though it's still owned by the same syndicate, so take that for whatever you think it means. As far as I can tell, most things still haven't changed...
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15 years ago
Spyce Gentlemen's Club
Portland, Oregon
Despite the fact that this venue's...
Despite the fact that this venue's been cursed for a few years, undergoing at least a half dozen name changes in the process, I thought I'd give it another shot. Things to like: - Physically, it's...
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15 years ago
Soobie's
Portland, Oregon
Soobies has tried to change its...
Soobies has tried to change its clientÃ¨le in the last year- it used to appeal to Gresham's Glock-carrying Gangsta junior set, but since the shootings, it looks like they've tried to go for that...
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15 years ago
Pirates Cove
Portland, Oregon
I was visiting my favorite music...
I was visiting my favorite music store, so I decided to stop by and see what had become of the place since it was the Sandy Jug. Not much apparently- it looked like they...
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16 years ago
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
Las Vegas, Nevada
When we finally managed to get...
When we finally managed to get seated after an hour or so, I just wanted to just sit and observe for a while, but a couple of dancers plopped down on our laps the...
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16 years ago
505 Club
Gresham, Oregon
Turnover is so high here, it's...
Turnover is so high here, it's almost impossible to fairly rate this place- I suppose if you live in Sandy or ZigZag, it might have some appeal, but for the most part it doesn't...
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16 years ago
Riverside Corral
Portland, Oregon
As neighborhood strip bars go, this...
As neighborhood strip bars go, this isn't a bad place. Like a couple dozen other places in town, it's got a single cobbled together rack, a bar to belly up to, a few pool...
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16 years ago
Casa Diablo Original Blood
Portland, Oregon
This is absolutely the most fun...
This is absolutely the most fun strip club in all of Portland, period. While you shouldn't expect "Vegas show-girl" women, you don't get the accompanying nonsense with that goes with those sorts of clubs...
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16 years ago
Club 205
Portland, Oregon
Things to like: - Best looking dancers...
Things to like: - Best looking dancers in Portland - Great service - Zero "wanna dance" or "gentlemen's club" B.S. On the fence: - The food is cheap, but it's greasy - Hard to find a seat away from the...
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16 years ago
Devil's Point
Portland, Oregon
A slightly above average (for Portland,...
A slightly above average (for Portland, at least) strip-bar run by the same people who own Dante's and Lucky Devil (catching the theme here?), as well as a few other local enterprises. Things to like:...
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16 years ago
DV8
Portland, Oregon
After a couple of visits, I...
After a couple of visits, I really wish I had something nice to say about this club, but I just don't. The service is terrible, the music is too loud, it smells like a...
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16 years ago
Lucky Devil Lounge
Portland, Oregon
Things to like: - Non smoking. - Service...
Things to like: - Non smoking. - Service is outstanding. - All the women were not only good looking, they actually put on a performance. - Outdoor seating is terrific. Things not to like: - Around eight thirty, the talent...
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16 years ago
Reveal Lounge
Portland, Oregon
The Boom Boom Room hasn't improved...
The Boom Boom Room hasn't improved as of late- the bouncers need some training on how to work with the public, the DJ has gone from hip to hopped up on something (The music...